The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Mal0]

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Haru really let herself go after Beastars ended, huh?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The head isn't whats bad here.

Spoiler

 

[Snusmumriken]

Gotta love the dealers den.

Spoiler: Nightmare bunny

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Spoiler: Sexy cat

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Spoiler: Why the long face

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Spoiler: Bear

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Spoiler: Feline?

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I think the worst part about the Haru and the Sexy Cat one is you know it’s men under both of them

 

[MysticMisty]

I think the worst part about the Haru and the Sexy Cat one is you know it’s men under both of them

"Sexy" cat dude isn't even attempting to look like a woman outside of wearing a dress. You'd have to be legit retarded to be fooled into thinking that's definitely a woman.

 

[Asael Polanco]

Keep it classy Kewlie by wearing your cum spattered murrsuit around kids.

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OMG! not at school.

(me after seeing this collage)
Oh god...what the hell?!
Is it okay if I post this on Twitter? Because good LORDY I cannot unsee this...
...because those are the same guys who attended Megaplex 2015, which is her husky's first con.
Not even joking, here's two pictures of them with Gamble at the con, courtesy of Hushkee on Twitter.

 

[Jimjamjollyjee]

(me after seeing this collage)
Oh god...what the hell?!
Is it okay if I post this on Twitter? Because good LORDY I cannot unsee this...
...because those are the same guys who attended Megaplex 2015, which is her husky's first con.
Not even joking, here's two pictures of them with Gamble at the con, courtesy of Hushkee on Twitter.View attachment 2825075View attachment 2825077

Go back to Twitter. Never come back.

 

[Sharklaser]

(me after seeing this collage)
Oh god...what the hell?!
Is it okay if I post this on Twitter? Because good LORDY I cannot unsee this...
...because those are the same guys who attended Megaplex 2015, which is her husky's first con.
Not even joking, here's two pictures of them with Gamble at the con, courtesy of Hushkee on Twitter.View attachment 2825075View attachment 2825077

READ THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER AND PICK A UNIQUE USER NAME, YOU ABSOLUTE MEGASPERG.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

READ THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER AND PICK A UNIQUE USER NAME, YOU ABSOLUTE MEGASPERG.

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...they look like

 

[Mal0]

READ THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER AND PICK A UNIQUE USER NAME, YOU ABSOLUTE MEGASPERG.

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Lmao pubeface

 

[Coelacanth]

READ THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER AND PICK A UNIQUE USER NAME, YOU ABSOLUTE MEGASPERG.

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Imagine if this is the last thing you see before you die.

 

[Juan?]

Imagine if this is the last thing you see before you die.

Dude’s face reminds me of some MLP shit I saw somewhere.

Spoiler: Prepare for cringe

Anyways, on to the horrors.

Spoiler: Jay Leno?

Spoiler: Moose?

Spoiler: Cursed Imagery.

Yes, that is Weird Al.

Spoiler: A form of found-footage horror?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I had started harvesting pictures for one of my personal lolcows, but remembered this thread was a thing and decided to throw them on here because they make me laugh every time I see 'em.

Spoiler: furthermore,

I guess, in all fairness, it's a pretty good portrayal of the face under the fursuit. Same energy, at least.

Why yes, that is a mid-forties furry tranny who thinks he's five furries, a japanese goddess, and a computer program in one body. How did you guess?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

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idk this is a pretty good opal cosplay. wait a liquid ~2 years and he'll look just like her

 

[BoobWhiskers]

idk this is a pretty good opal cosplay. wait a liquid ~2 years and he'll look just like her
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Well I'll be dipped, I'm a big fan of cosplaying what you already look like so I guess the character who looks like a drag queen and is REALLY INTO preteen boys seems accurate. Well-played.

 

[Juan?]

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I had started harvesting pictures for one of my personal lolcows, but remembered this thread was a thing and decided to throw them on here because they make me laugh every time I see 'em.

Spoiler: furthermore,

I guess, in all fairness, it's a pretty good portrayal of the face under the fursuit. Same energy, at least.
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Why yes, that is a mid-forties furry tranny who thinks he's five furries, a japanese goddess, and a computer program in one body. How did you guess?

The head looks alright, just the eyes and ears that need a bit of fixing and moving around. I certainly wouldn’t call this “Awful”, although it does look like it has a slight case of the ‘downs. I’d say it’s kinda unique, in a sea of generic big-headed and big-eyed ‘suits that you see nowadays.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The head looks alright, just the eyes and ears that need a bit of fixing and moving around. I certainly wouldn’t call this “Awful”, although it does look like it has a slight case of the ‘downs. I’d say it’s kinda unique, in a sea of generic big-headed and big-eyed ‘suits that you see nowadays.

It's certainly not bad in the 'made out of someone's linoleum carpet' sort of way that fills the thread, there's just... something about the eyes and smile that I can't stop laughing at. I think it makes me think of this old Calvin and Hobbes comic more than anything.

The boobs are major 'that's a man in there, isn't it' as well. You can tell he definitely spent some money on the suit, definitely more than most of these, but it still makes me giggle.

 

[Juan?]

It's certainly not bad in the 'made out of someone's linoleum carpet' sort of way that fills the thread, there's just... something about the eyes and smile that I can't stop laughing at. I think it makes me think of this old Calvin and Hobbes comic more than anything.
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The boobs are major 'that's a man in there, isn't it' as well. You can tell he definitely spent some money on the suit, definitely more than most of these, but it still makes me giggle.

Yeah. “Boob Suits” still genuinely creep me out, even after witnessing the worst shit the fandom has to offer in the Furry Art Freakshow.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I now have a genuine fascination with going to one of these retarded cons just for the experience, but I'm a germophobe and the sheer amount of grime going on is just straight uncomfortable. I had to wear one of those stupid character suits at one of my summer volunteer positions and I was dripping with sweat in less than 10 minutes, I couldn't imagine the third day of a retard collective. How much does it cost to clean one of these? Or is it more of a "burn when finished" sort of thing.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I now have a genuine fascination with going to one of these retarded cons just for the experience, but I'm a germophobe and the sheer amount of grime going on is just straight uncomfortable. I had to wear one of those stupid character suits at one of my summer volunteer positions and I was dripping with sweat in less than 10 minutes, I couldn't imagine the third day of a retard collective. How much does it cost to clean one of these? Or is it more of a "burn when finished" sort of thing.

Ngl dude, I'd worry less about the sweat and more about the fact that if you go to a furcon you may run into people wearing suits with a zipper in the crotch.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Why yes, that is a mid-forties furry tranny who thinks he's five furries, a japanese goddess, and a computer program in one body. How did you guess?

Imagine my shock upon discovering a fursuit with boobs has a schizo troon underneath. There's definitely a conveniently placed hole somewhere on it.