Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[abobe]

The dumbass bitmoji makes this post feel really ominous.

Isn't the ESV Bible one step above an illustrated child's bible?

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[Spasticus Autisticus]

Isn't the ESV Bible one step above an illustrated child's bible?

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ESV is fine, in fact it’s one of the better modern translations IMO. KJV is classic but in terms of actual reading it’s a slog with its archaic English, which also makes it very easy to misinterpret since many words don’t have the same meanings or connotations now as they did then.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Isn't the ESV Bible one step above an illustrated child's bible?

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Also KJV is a butchered version and is dumb down as it is. I think esv is for young children

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Also KJV is a butchered version and is dumb down as it is. I think esv is for young children

Which is bascially the developmental state of Jack, a perma tantrum throwing 10 year old trapped in increasingly malfunctioning adults body.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Regarding the BBQ Wars:

Am I the only one who is not struck by the food, the reviews, etc., so much as the fact that he has managed to rope 3 other people who are not family members or really even close friends into a multi-day driving tour, presumably requiring overnight stays in hotels, to visit different restaurants in rural-suburban North Carolina? Does that not seem absolutely insane to anyone else? One of them is just some representative for a product Jack reviewed, not even part of another couple. It would be one thing if it was just Jack and Tammy wanting to do that, like a road trip that was planned around trying some different restaurants, but how does he get these other people to agree to all this? It would be unthinkable to me to even ask people to do this. Do he and Tammy foot the bill or something? That still wouldn't make it worthwhile to me. He's not even really friendly to the people who spend their time and possibly money to come along. I can't be the only one who is struck by how weird the arrangement seems.

Oh hey @rubytintedchix: another fucking rehashed video!

It still doesn't look great, but the pic he took for the thumbnail doesn't look as bad as the ones he put on Facebook.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

He's so desperate for engagement

 

[Buck Mullet]

Regarding the BBQ Wars:

Am I the only one who is not struck by the food, the reviews, etc., so much as the fact that he has managed to rope 3 other people who are not family members or really even close friends into a multi-day driving tour, presumably requiring overnight stays in hotels, to visit different restaurants in rural-suburban North Carolina? Does that not seem absolutely insane to anyone else? One of them is just some representative for a product Jack reviewed, not even part of another couple. It would be one thing if it was just Jack and Tammy wanting to do that, like a road trip that was planned around trying some different restaurants, but how does he get these other people to agree to all this? It would be unthinkable to me to even ask people to do this. Do he and Tammy foot the bill or something? That still wouldn't make it worthwhile to me. He's not even really friendly to the people who spend their time and possibly money to come along. I can't be the only one who is struck by how weird the arrangement seems.


It still doesn't look great, but the pic he took for the thumbnail doesn't look as bad as the ones he put on Facebook.

They probably got roped into it by mistaking Jack's exuberance for his "BBQ WARZ" as something he'd plan well and produce a solid YouTube video that he and his brand (lol) would profit from. I got a feeling all they know about Jack's videos are he's the YouTube guy at the murder church that tells everybody "Check out my channel guys!" and that's it. They probably had no idea mushbrain would do practically zero research into what Carolina BBQ is, or check out the menus ahead of time to have an idea of what's available.

I wonder at what point the three non-Scalfanis each realized what a shit show they got themselves into, and if they all made a pact afterwards to never put themselves through that experience again.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

They probably got roped into it by mistaking Jack's exuberance for his "BBQ WARZ" as something he'd plan well and produce a solid YouTube video that he and his brand (lol) would profit from. I got a feeling all they know about Jack's videos are he's the YouTube guy at the murder church that tells everybody "Check out my channel guys!" and that's it. They probably had no idea mushbrain would do practically zero research into what Carolina BBQ is, or check out the menus ahead of time to have an idea of what's available.

I wonder at what point the three non-Scalfanis each realized what a shit show they got themselves into, and if they all made a pact afterwards to never again put themselves through that experience again.

I remember one of Jack's old California friends who did one of the "wars" tours with him, maybe burger, maybe pizza, I don't remember, came forward some months back and said it was a horrible experience and that Jack was just a miserable toxic person. I remember many of us had hoped he'd do an interview, but I don't know if anything ever came of that. Anyone know?

 

[V4L_Penis]

Honestly a pat of butter and dashes of salt and pepper is usually all I do. If I feel fancy some chives help too.

Jack on the other hands wants all the fixins. I'm guessing he'd want cheese, bacon bits, bacon grease, salt, pepper, maybe chives... nahh green is bad. Green means bad mouthfeels.

These two gave it a fair shake and I think they tried to be fair to the recipe as it was. The cheese in their view killed it for them, but the lemon and other citrus in the pineapple is strong enough that it kind of masks the other items' flavor and their role is to provide different textures.

Reminds me of what I said a good while ago about that horrid thing: I think you could honestly make a couple of okay aspic ideas out of it. Like a Lemon-Pineapple-Celery-Nut thing sounds pretty nice actually.

Don't get me wrong; the texture is almost certainly why Deadwing Dork and the others retched like that. But I can actually kind of see the mad logic Aunt Myrna had... barring the fucking cheese.

I still think that Aunt Myrna's original recipe was just your standard aspic or kinda gross "salad" that a lot of old southern ladies make but it wasn't until Jack the mongoloid got a hold of it and made his substitutions and "improvements" that it became a true crime against humanity.

 

[DontEatThat]

I remember one of Jack's old California friends who did one of the "wars" tours with him, maybe burger, maybe pizza, I don't remember, came forward some months back and said it was a horrible experience and that Jack was just a miserable toxic person. I remember many of us had hoped he'd do an interview, but I don't know if anything ever came of that. Anyone know?

I believe youre talking about Joe Chavez. He gave some information about how much of a miserable asshole Jack is and how he would insult his wife and piss everyone off.

I always like when people give accounts of their experiences with Jack personally or candid footage of him. Like Charles and his video of Jack waddling around and his behind the scenes footage from that radio show filming in his house. All those little nuggets give us confirmation on what we all knew about Jack.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I believe youre talking about Joe Chavez. He gave some information about how much of a miserable asshole Jack is and how he would insult his wife and piss everyone off.

I always like when people give accounts of their experiences with Jack personally or candid footage of him. Like Charles and his video of Jack waddling around and his behind the scenes footage from that radio show filming in his house. All those little nuggets give us confirmation on what we all knew about Jack.

Yeah, that's the one. What's the behind the scenes footage though? I think I missed that. Sorry if it seems like I'm asking to be spoonfed, just seems like you already know about it and could find it quicker than me.

 

[Generic Retard]

Which is bascially the developmental state of Jack, a perma tantrum throwing 10 year old trapped in increasingly malfunctioning adults body.

This reads like a scene from Altered Carbon.

 

[densedance]

rope 3 other people who are not family members or really even close friends into a multi-day driving tour, presumably requiring overnight stays in hotels, to visit different restaurants in rural-suburban North Carolina? Does that not seem absolutely insane to anyone else?

Roadtrips including or based on food/eating? Not unusual for me to drop somewhere in France, Italy or Germany because both are a few car hours away from me. But fucking around to eat canned Green Beans & Heinz Tomato Beans? Fuck no. That's not quality of life, especially for their age. I can't really talk further about choices, but I am sure as hell that there are tons of really decent places that are in his vicinity of driving & having a chat & a good time while they're at it.

 

[stets]

I wonder at what point the three non-Scalfanis each realized what a shit show they got themselves into, and if they all made a pact afterwards to never put themselves through that experience again.

There’s a reason why no one that I’m aware of ever went back for another “tour.” It’s got to be a miserable experience, so Jack has to find new victims for each round.

 

[DontEatThat]

Yeah, that's the one. What's the behind the scenes footage though? I think I missed that. Sorry if it seems like I'm asking to be spoonfed, just seems like you already know about it and could find it quicker than me.

About 5 years ago Jack was working alongside a Christian radio station (94 the fish) and he had a segment where he would basically do his Fat on the Go show but with more background and history of the location. He quit that gig because he didnt really care about researching about the place and just wanted to eat the food (his words). The footage in question is from them doing a promotion for a chili contest at the murder church (not the one he infamously entered). Its not much to look at just that Jack does not have a script and fucks up his lines often because he forgets to talk about the shit the station wants him to say.

 

[AnOminous]

He quit that gig because he didnt really care about researching about the place and just wanted to eat the food (his words).

Why would anyone want to watch a disgusting fat man eat food while grunting monosyllabically and saying retarded shit like "Lotsha MEEEEEAT?" Other than to mock him there is no reason to watch his shit at this point because it has zero informational content. We already know all that matters to this Baron Harkonnen-ass gimpy fucker is how much meat there is on it.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Lmao at him putting onions on those new $150+ pop top containers. He really showed us you guiz.

He's such a fucking tard. He paid like $20 a piece for those containers just to use the big one to store like seven onions. Best part is that the container is airtight, so it'll hold in moisture and only induce rotting and molding faster.

He could've just left the onions in the netting you buy them in, chucked them somewhere in his pantry, and it would've been a more efficient method of storage in every way.

Chili has to be Jacks comfort food. Of course he fucking loves brisket, bacon and his revered baby back ribs but he makes chili so fucking often and it all just looks like liquid shit. It makes me wonder if his mom just threw shit in a pot like this, found out it tasted horrible and just gave it to Jack

It's probably a lot simpler than that. His "chilis" have the biggest volume-to-effort ratios of any dish he knows how to make. Brown some meat and veg (optional) and toss them in the pressure cooker with canned goods, blitz for 20 minutes. End result is a gallon of delectable cubed tomato and mince soup, naturally overseasoned to hell so he won't have to share a single drop with Tammy.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His "chilis" have the biggest volume-to-effort ratios of any dish he knows how to make. Brown some meat and veg (optional) and toss them in the pressure cooker with canned goods, blitz for 20 minutes. End result is a gallon of delectable cubed tomato and mince soup, naturally overseasoned to hell so he won't have to share a single drop with Tammy.

He doesn't even brown the ingredients. He just lets them cook slightly, leaves the meat in huge chunks and then dumps them when they're still partly raw into the pressure cooker.

For all the "work" he does he doesn't actually do much. Remember he's a lazy lazy man and wants to do as little work as possible to make food.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I remember one of Jack's old California friends who did one of the "wars" tours with him, maybe burger, maybe pizza, I don't remember, came forward some months back and said it was a horrible experience and that Jack was just a miserable toxic person. I remember many of us had hoped he'd do an interview, but I don't know if anything ever came of that. Anyone know?

Joe Chavez

He contacted PCTLM after we watched a video with him in it and wanted to let us know he put that chapter of his life (hanging out with fat man) far behind him. He also told us he had an awful terrible experience with him going to (I think) places in Las Vegas. Joe’s wife tagged along and Jack was an ass to her. He also didn’t want to engage with Jack because he knows how he behaves in public. He just wanted to leave the past in the past. He has his own kids now that keep him busy, but he joined the live streams a few times and answered questions. He told us that his experience gave him “post traumatic Jack disorder”. Joe might also lurk here I’m not totally sure. All and all he seems like a good dude.

 

[SteveGoatman]

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Actually shocked he announced the winner. Other than Rob, do we know who else won the best sauces care packages? Or was there only one entrant/winner?

I know Jack doesn't create control this part of the post, but it's really irritating that the sizing of the letters in "Congratulations" is absolutely non uniform and looks like complete ass.