If you were the me you delude yourselves to believe that i am, how will you spend my inheritance next week?

He has a mouth like a grass snake.
yeah, it has this weird gumminess to it that makes it look like he doesn't have teeth. It's the one thing that does keep popping in my head that makes me think "witch". Like an absurd, ugly parody of a kindly grandma.
 
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“One extravagant expenditure i do plan to make is a few hundred dollars for a total makeover with weave, extensions and a latina artist to paint my face up real ho-ish”

LMAO yes. I can not wait to see the results of this.
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Candles, weed, and a scheme to buy a strip of desert and start an unlicensed campground.
Looks like I'm 3/3 on my predictions
 
Man if I had 16k I could finally buy a car for my mom and a pretty good laptop for my brother. With the remainder, I might buy myself a cinema camera. You know I've been looking at the Blackmagic Pocket 6K and I - -
Oh shit... I forgot I was supposed to act as if I was you. Hmmm, in that case I guess I'd spend it all on weed, horrible hippie t-shirts, dogs, CP, bestiality and a kid or two... right Tommy?
 
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