the Samsung tablet should come with a Note Pad app and I'm sure the iPad Air also has a Note Pad app. ALSO LOU HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T VISIT THIS SITE WHEN YOU ALWAYS MENTION "*that* website" EVERY TIME YOU GRIFT FOR THIRD TABLET IN A MONTH TIMESPAN
speaking of, I recall Lou getting a Raspberry Pi a long while back. What happened with this? No fucking way Lou is going to casually forget about a 100$+ purchase he made and not once mention it.
1. Does the iPad air not support the Apple Pencil? Also nice of Lou to confirm that he still has an Apple Pencil that he allegedly sold from much earlier in this thread.
2. Lou can literally look on Amazon right now and find a 128GB Micro SD card+SD Card thing for $18. However I highly feel like Lou is going to fuck this up somehow and get a regular SD Card and complain that it won't fit his current shiny.
3. Lou is still on this? Provided Lou has actually tried applying again, at what point do the people behind sending out these letters say "Hey, you dumb motherfucker. We've already denied you like several times. Keep trying and we'll stop sending the other person in our database at your address money since this feels like you wanting to participate in Disability Fraud."
Lou, Catnip is cheap at your local walmart and you have likely have several cardboard boxes from your grifting. Give your cats some of that stuff. I'd like to point out that Lou is grifting for the animals since he allegedly got yelled at by his mom for getting the Louman Shield a present, and Lou will likely use the Louman Shield at a future point for some grifting attempt.
Nice to see Mama Gags had actually got Lou a minifridge at least! Not like it's going to be in use at all, considering this is Lou.
Ah, I see why Lou likes Ichigo so much. Ichigo seemingly finds himself arguing with a lot of people about politics instead of not harming himself by just being a furry. Interestingly Ichigo lists himself as disabled as well, although also claims to be a Military Vet. Fully convinced that Ichigo pulled their icon from ThisFursonaDoesNotExist since he likely refuses to interact with other furries. Zero mention of a paypal link, so I can say that they're employed as a disabled (from his bio, not an allegation) person unlike Lou as well.
But what if the cats need three tablets though? Have you thought of that yet?
Louie's Raspberry Pi (that he desperately needed OH SO BAD for reasons) has been sitting forgotten in some corner of his bedroom, covered in dust, pet hair, and ketchup. Just like every other thing he grifts for, then immediately forgets about once its out of its packaging.
But Dude, you don't get it! He needs a smaller tablet so he can take notes "on the go while he walks". You see, he has all kinds of important thoughts, that he simply can't just type into a notes app on his phone. Or dictate into his phone as a voice recording and use any of his 10 other electronic devices to type them out later. He needs to write them onto an iPad mini with an Apple pencil or they don't count. And he can't possibly carry his new Ipad Air with him in a backpack to his doctor appointments, he is too weak and delicate to carry that heavy a tablet! Also, paper and pens don't work, with his delicate eyeball condition he can only see when he writes on a screen made by Apple. It's weird, but it's a real side effect of diabetic retinopathy, and suggesting otherwise is ABLEIST! And he is so busy and has so many obligations he needs to get to, he couldn't just stop on his (I imagine very slow) walk, or more likely waddle, to the Walmart for more sketti sauce to type his notes into his phone. Also, feel bad for him. He didn't get any Christmas presents this year! Except in the past 30 days or so he's gotten an iPad, Apple Airpods, a Chromebook, and a yet-to-be-named "Windows machine" for iTunes. BUT THOSE ARE NEEDS NOT WANTS!
But seriously, what the fuck are these "notes" he needs to take while walking? "Next big titty tiger I pay for shall be named Diana. Tell Gneech to make titties bigger. And she was created via a genie. Also, Pitt football rules!"
I would honestly pay to see Louie have to cope with the aftermath of an EMP or massive solar flare. Something that would shut down all complex electronic devices permanently. I think that would be the one thing that would actually get Louie to <redacted>.
Lou is continuing to join in on arguments with Ichigo, which includes both saying that accidentally killing your child due to forgetting to replace the brakes is actually deliberate murder and not involuntary manslaughter, and arguing with someone else because they used the umbrella term MAPs instead of calling somebody a Pedophile, comparing them to ex-Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky, because he's apparently the only pedophile of note that Lou can think of. I dunno if it's just me but saying "friend of Sandusky" in the same vein as "Friend of Dorothy" or "Friend of Ellen" feels severely wrong.
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It's naive bullshit like "any time someone takes a life it's murder" black-or-white absolutism which really puts on display Louie's immaturity and inability to comprehend complex and nuanced concepts. His childish brain is incapable of allowing grey areas or understanding difficult realities like sometimes its not wrong to kill or it isn't someone's fault. Sadly, Louie is far from the only person who was raised on pussy-ass platitudes like "every person is special/every life is valuable" and "everyone is a winner, there are no losers" which resulted in a couple of generations of adults who are soft, weak, and incapable of making the right decisions if it makes things difficult for them.
I'm not so sure. He knows enough about computers to install Linux on a laptop for example. This seems more like an addiction to me. He just likes to acquire things. His justifications for needing them aren't even plausible any more (a Windows laptop to use iTunes, lolwat?), he just needs that rush of getting a new thing.
His mental state seems to be deteriorating as the reality of his self-inflicted health problems seems to be slowly dawning on him. I think the recent uptick in shiny-buying behaviour is not a coincidence. He's desperately hoping that the next gadget will make him feel better, because surely his utter misery is just down to having the wrong toys, not something deeper that would require him to reflect on his life and accept he needs to make huge, difficult changes to actually be happy and healthy. Just as a junkie shoots up to postpone that mental day of reckoning for another few hours, the rush of opening the Amazon box and plugging in the new doodad will distract Lou from the abyss he is facing for just a little bit longer.
Louie is just as much of an addict as his smack-head brother. It's just that instead of mainlining Horse or snorting Columbian Marching Powder, Louie's vice is wasting money he didn't earn on expensive bullshit he doesn't need. And just like every other addict who is playing horsie ride for a mean old monkey on their back, Louie will beg, borrow, steal, and do/say all kinds of atrocious shit in order to get his fix.
If Louie had the appropriate funds then I have no doubts that he would be a hoarder. Retail addicts and hoarders have a sickness. Whether they're aware of it or not, they always feel like there is a hole deep inside them or there's something missing from their life and it makes them terribly unhappy. They don't know how to make that feeling go away in a healthy manner, so they try to fill that hole/complete their life with objects. The rush from getting some new item makes them feel happy for a while, but that hole is still there and the happy feeling always fades eventually, so they try to get that happy feeling back by buying more objects. Just a junkie chasing their first high. But they never stay happy for long and that hole never fills up because they're not addressing the real issue. It's like trying to use a Band-Aid on someone who has had their throat slit.
And with someone like Louie who has nothing of substance or value in their life (no job, no real friends, no ambitions, no romantic partner, no kids, no interests or hobbies to occupy their time aside from TV and internet) and just sit around their home aimlessly until all the days just turn into a mindless blur, it only makes matters worse and makes that hole all that much larger. They have nothing going for them to give them genuine feelings of real value, accomplishment, and validation.
I don't know if Louie is feeling any regrets for destroying his health or is now feeling the pressure of his own mortality pressing down on him. He may be, or he may just as easily have it blissfully out of mind. But definitely has been going through all the stages of the Junkie Cycle much more rapidly and more frequently this past year. I don't know if it's because of his Diabeetus, or because he hasn't been getting as many GriftBux as he used to, or simply because he's just become more of a greedy, selfish asshole. What I do know is none of it will ever matter in the end. The shinies will never bring him true happiness. The titanic tiddy tiger art will never bring him a sense of accomplishment. The tablets and laptops will never bring his life meaning or fulfillment. When the end comes for Louie all he will have to show for all the lies, scams, and manipulation is a life that was as thoroughly wasted and meaningless as it ever could be.
