Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I am not big on the Dick Masterson is a pedo theory, but on the latest episode (287) around 1:59:10, Dick reads a letter from a fan who claims to be an actual pedo who "wasn't into the kids on cuties because they were ugly kids." He just laughs it off, but it really grossed me out when I was listening to the show this morning.

He roasted maddox for having a guy call into the best debate voicemail who was busted for having a ridiculous amount of child porn years ago. Now he reads self-proclaimed pedophiles letters on the show and laughs it off.
 
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MachineGunBoogie said:
I am not big on the Dick Masterson is a pedo theory, but on the latest episode (287) around 1:59:10, Dick reads a letter from a fan who claims to be an actual pedo who "wasn't into the kids on cuties because they were ugly kids." He just laughs it off, but it really grossed me out when I was listening to the show this morning.

He roasted maddox for having a guy call into the best debate voicemail who was busted for having a ridiculous amount of child porn years ago. Now he reads self-proclaimed pedophiles letters on the show and laughs it off.
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Dax is taking a liking to "no bad tactics, only bad targets" stuff
 
MachineGunBoogie said:
I am not big on the Dick Masterson is a pedo theory, but on the latest episode (287) around 1:59:10, Dick reads a letter from a fan who claims to be an actual pedo who "wasn't into the kids on cuties because they were ugly kids." He just laughs it off, but it really grossed me out when I was listening to the show this morning.

He roasted maddox for having a guy call into the best debate voicemail who was busted for having a ridiculous amount of child porn years ago. Now he reads self-proclaimed pedophiles letters on the show and laughs it off.
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Here's the clip. Figured I'd save you guys the trouble of having to endure his annoying voice for longer than what is necessary.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
You have any handy vidyas for this? I wanted to punch Tommy when he did Reviews on the Run/Electric Playground because of how insincere he sounded talking about anything. Victor wasn't much better.
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Tommy has always had the worst takes.

I always remember their Guilty Gear XX review and how all the music references somehow went over Tommy's head despite being Steven Tyler's cousin.

You'd think he'd appreciate it, but was too busy complaining about losing in fighting games to Victor and bitching about the heavy metal soundtrack being out dated (nevermind Strives ost going down as God tier status while Tommy will always remind you he did Earthworm Jim 30 years ago and boast being "the first to put guitars in a video game" for Terminator on Sega CD... a year after Gate of Thunder and plenty of other PC Engine games).
 
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Chris Mclean said:
Big L for all the Shaun the sheep lovers.
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As I’ve said several times throughout this thread, Sean being the “normal” one is just an invention of this thread and doesn’t reflect reality.
Megaroad 2012 said:
I always remember their Guilty Gear XX review and how all the music references somehow went over Tommy's head despite being Steven Tyler's cousin.
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To be fair, it looks like Steven Tyler keeps his distance from Tommy and for good reason.
MachineGunBoogie said:
He roasted maddox for having a guy call into the best debate voicemail who was busted for having a ridiculous amount of child porn years ago. Now he reads self-proclaimed pedophiles letters on the show and laughs it off.
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Pedophiles and soycels are Maddax’s base now. You don’t defend Cuties nonstop for 16 months and counting without attracting pedophiles. It’s only a matter of time before a dickhead gets busted for child porn.
 
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One of us should win that NFT and gift it to our fearless leader.
 
BoobsMcGee said:
What do you mean, #maddoxlost is still funny and relevant after 3-4 years, better have a contest about it.
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I scanned the episode to find the results of this. It has been pushed back to next week because Dick "put the call out too late."

Translation: nobody bothered to submit anything.
 
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He wants to be seen as Cool Uncle Dax but as his nephews grow up, they see his combover, his swelling middle aged paunch, his sloppy and greasy visage, and his not so subtle hints about wanting to host parties so teenage girls can be over at his house and realize that he’s Creepy Uncle Dax.
DankSmoker said:
That's something I've always seen as funny. He is likely clinging to those kids because Marie is barren, why else would a megachad like George dump her?
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Marie is an LA girl through and through. She can’t risk getting pregnant and having kids when that could be her big break! Neither her, Maddox, or Maddax are the type to want kids because they think kids will cramp their lifestyles but when you see the kind of lifestyles they have :story:
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Marie is an LA girl through and through. She can’t risk getting pregnant and having kids when that could be her big break! Neither her, Maddox, or Maddax are the type to want kids because they think kids will cramp their lifestyles but when you see the kind of lifestyles they have :story:
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To be fair, they're right. If you want to live in a hyper expensive city, doing casual gig work, do drugs and get pegged etc etc then kids are absolutely going to get in the way of that.

I think we can all agree that hypothetical children are better off not being born to dax.
 
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