DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Phil's Youtube fanbase is something else.

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Get to work, @Nigel of Ukip

 

[Paladin Derich]

So question for you gents.

What are phil prospects after he eventually retires from being a streamer, since age will catch up to him. How can he survive after such?

He'd most likely keep going until he has a heart attack on stream, and then he'll slump over. Half an hour later the ambulance drivers will arrive to cart him away, and the stream will keep going for a while until it cuts off. Then we'll get to see if we're welcome at the funeral where we can press our final F.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He'd most likely keep going until he has a heart attack on stream, and then he'll slump over. Half an hour later the ambulance drivers will arrive to cart him away, and the stream will keep going for a while until it cuts off. Then we'll get to see if we're welcome at the funeral where we can press our final F.

lol funeral

if he's having a funeral, it'll be out of some detractor's wallet
so he's either getting a 2 hour post mortem roast, or just dumped somewhere

 

[Iron Father]

I can't see Phil ever retiring, he literally has no useful skills outside of his echo chamber. No one would want him in any terms of a "panel" for any video game discussion, podcast, or collab project. He's perpetually stuck in this position forever.

The longer he puts off "retiring" to regular life, the more the likelihood increases that he can't. Roughly 12 years out of the job market while cultivating an unsustainable lifestyle? He's fucked, doomed to do this until he dies or a miracle happens. There is no practical path to normalcy for Phil.

And if he continues to make this amount of money well into old age, why would he retire? Just suckle the whale-teets until he dies. There's no incentive for him to change anything.

 

[MoonRocker]

What is this talk of “retiring” when this fat ghoul literally shuffles his fat ass from one area of his house to another while wearing PJs all day long, flips on a couple of switches to start his subpar streaming setup, and proceeds to talk to himself while sitting in an empty room for 6 days out of the week?

This isn’t work. This is panhandling on the internet to support two crippling gambling and alcohol addictions that control every aspect of his life.

Phil has nothing to “retire” from. He hasn’t had a job in over a decade and it doesn’t matter how much he utters the word “business,” producing awful content to be vomited up on the internet and constantly asking the few hundred people who watch you to give you the money they make from working is not a business model.

 

[Paladin Derich]

if he's having a funeral, it'll be out of some detractor's wallet

What will be on the headstone?

 

[Soycast Guy]

When DSP dies, he’ll open his own casket in the middle of the funeral and say with his rotting jaws “We gotta reach that tips goal guys. I need that money.”

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

What will be on the headstone?

Here lies Phil "The Immortal"

 

[Iron Father]

What will be on the headstone?

Here Lies Philip Paul Burnell ~ Banned, Banned, Banned, Banned, Banned. Gone, Forever.

 

[LeGoat de Gout]

There is a rub, though, for the pigroach, not us, and that's that Phil is never going to stop trying to go viral in an attempt to revive his career and escape the hell of being a tard wrangler for the rest of his days. As unlikely as he is to succeed, if he ever does manage to get what he wants, he's going to find very quickly that he should not have, because there's no fucking way that any normies who tune into any of his streams are going to be prepared for what they get assaulted with.

It's as if we're watching Phil star in the live action game Hades. Unfortunately for him, the escapes never turn out the way he wants. Jasper Kitty can star as Cerberus and Kat has the role of Asterius.

Maybe John Rambo can be Hades?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What will be on the headstone?

it'll just be the back of "the chair" with "at least i got the chair" written on some paper stapled to it

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Did a legit fan really get banned for making a fan discord? If so that is fucking hilarious. I would love for that to be true because Phil's actual fans need to know there is literally one spot on the internet where people don't shit on Phil and it's his own heavily moderated chat.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Did a legit fan really get banned for making a fan discord? If so that is fucking hilarious. I would love for that to be true because Phil's actual fans need to know there is literally one spot on the internet where people don't shit on Phil and it's his own heavily moderated chat.

for a guy who likes to do things "behind duh scenes" almost to the point of fixation
he sure requires everyone else to be 100% transparent

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

What will be on the headstone?

"It's Tevin's fault."

 

[Boom Boss]

What will be on the headstone?

"I need that money. I really do."

 

[IHateMyJob]

What will be on the headstone?

"There was nothing I could do."

 

[N0thingICanDo]

What will be on the headstone?

Another possibility

 

[Kosher Dill]

What will be on the headstone?

GOOD FREND FOR IESVS SAKE FORBEARE
TO DIGG THE DVST ENCLOASED HEARE
BLESTe BE Ye MAN Yt SPARES THES STONES
AND CVRST BE HE Yt MOVES MY BONES
No, seriously, if you move my bones
you, YES YOU, are a disgusting, filthy piece
of shit. The worst humanity has to offer. If
you're thinking about moving my bones,
GO FUCK YOURSELF. I mean that. I want
you, personally, to go fuck yourself.

 

[Wormy]

Phil has nothing to “retire” from. He hasn’t had a job in over a decade and it doesn’t matter how much he utters the word “business,” producing awful content to be vomited up on the internet and constantly asking the few hundred people who watch you to give you the money they make from working is not a business model.

Unless of course, it works.

Capitalism doesn't care, as long as it makes a profit.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil is, once again, crying about Twitch departnering him "for no reason."