Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

To this day, the best video game adaptation to film is the Mortal Kombat movie from 1995 and I will die on that hill.
That being said

I didnt even remember that shit existed. Is this the high bar the movie critic thinker holds us to? No wonder he thinks that "Eternals" has "deep philosophy", or as he put in one of the more recent tweets "the first movie in Marvel lineup for adults" LOL

The only reason Bob cares about that movie is because it had big monsters wrecking shit. For whatever reason, he really enjoys any movie where a monster goes around tearing down buildings and blowing shit up. It's why he goes crazy over anything Godzilla-related, regardless of the movie's actual quality.

Now I'll admit to enjoying those sorts of movies myself, because it is fun to turn your brain off and enjoy some spectacular destruction. But Bob always seems to talk about them in terms of reverence, like Godzilla vs. Kong was the pinnacle of cinema instead of a very dumb movie with not enough monster fighting. I even saw Rampage in the theater and I honestly could not tell you a single thing that happened in the movie. It didn't even have anything to do with the video game, since the game involved people transforming into giant monsters and the movie just had regular animals but bigger. In terms of video game film adaptations, it's an adaptation in name only.

But again, it's not about quality to Bobbo, it's about what makes his toddler brain clap and cheer. If there's a big monke fight, he'll give it an instant 10/10.

 

[TigerGoblin]

But again, it's not about quality to Bobbo, it's about what makes his toddler brain clap and cheer. If there's a big monke fight, he'll give it an instant 10/10.

If it's colossal MCU muslim monkey eating mayoghouls? Instant 1000/10

 

[Plinkettgonist]

God what a sniveling little cunt he his.

 

[JayHarrison]

Lets jump in the WABAC and travel to about 5:30am PST:

Peter Coffin reacts to Bob's post, listed immediately above (preview of Bob's tweet edited out to save space, Coffin's original post can be viewed here):

Clearly, Coffic has gotten under Moviebob's skin--which is good. Moviebob then has the nerve to tarnish the good name of Nariyoshi Miyagi, by making this hypocritical reply (Bob's original post):

And Bob's hypocrisy continues:

What a lying, delusional, self-obsessed prick Moviebob is!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob, you're not even average in your chosen vocation. Critical Drinker beats you in YouTube views and patrons, and not only did he join the game later than you, he's a drunken Scotsman who doesn't even have a blue checkmark!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

God what a sniveling little cunt he his.

Bob really should not act like he's above it all when he is the one who is cyberstalking people like Peter Coffin and Glenn Greenwald.

 

[Adamska]

Bob is lying his dishonest mentally feeble ass off about being an "altar boy". Also no way in fucking hell an emotionally disturbed and delusional malcontent made it into any scouts organization.

He really is so stupid with his lies.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Arkle chimes in

https://twitter.com/G33kOfAllTrades/status/1468699564714639364

Brian, the &-list YouTuber on Twitter: "@petercoffin @TGirlTherapist …

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No only did the Lord of Lynn retweet that he liked his white knight's response

What the man who cannot drive is talking about

Frens, I've taken it upon myself to be a chronicler of these chucklefucks who huff the fetid fumes from Bob's corpulence. Even before his Arkle account got yetted, why I never fully figured out, I went and looked to see who he was fighting with. There were and are no tags of him and/or what he's said to Amazon anywhere. This is the extent of people interacting with him for that day and the day prior.

Why he lied about it is obvious, to garner sympathy points. To bad the only one who seemed to notice was Bob and I can confirm from memory that that's what Bob was replying to. I still don't know why he thinks it's a flex for him to say "Yeah Amazon who's notorious for absolutely shitty working conditions and is their busiest time every and is desperate for people to just show up offered me EXTRA HOURS!". He's very special.

BTW I found someone claiming to be his aunt.

https://twitter.com/jrwebber16/status/1356167022225354752

Jr(Get Vaccinated)Webber on Twitter: "@arkle Happy birthday. As your …

archived 8 Dec 2021 22:33:45 UTC

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https://twitter.com/jrwebber16

Jr(Get Vaccinated)Webber (@jrwebber16) / Twitter

archived 8 Dec 2021 22:35:12 UTC

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It's weird. The account was made in 2011, tweets maybe 50 times, most of them to Arkle himself and then either goes quiet or went dfe for almost 6 years

But on October 5th of 2018 Aunty came back with a vengeance and has since tweeted 56.9k times. All they talk about is the same basic bitch stuff Arkle does though they are, or maybe were is a better way to put it, more festive at Christmas. I say they because I'm not fully convinced that Aunty was not originally Uncle. Though to be fair I see no place in their feed where they calls themselves trans.

OR!

Tinfoil time, it's Brian pretending to be his Aunt in a Spoony fashion

There are others that have a similar Arkle ring but I think you get my drift. I have no proof of this hence why I say it's tin foil. It might be that they're both fat and dumb. Aunty Arkle, interestingly, has never talked to or mentioned Bob.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Red Hood]

Lets jump in the WABAC and travel to about 5:30am PST:
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Peter Coffin reacts to Bob's post, listed immediately above (preview of Bob's tweet edited out to save space, Coffin's original post can be viewed here):
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Clearly, Coffic has gotten under Moviebob's skin--which is good. Moviebob then has the nerve to tarnish the good name of Nariyoshi Miyagi, by making this hypocritical reply (Bob's original post):
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And Bob's hypocrisy continues ():
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What a lying, delusional, self-obsessed prick Moviebob is!

He's really losing his mind now!

 

[PonPonPataPon]

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What a lying, delusional, self-obsessed prick Moviebob is!

I'm here to collect all the rainbows in the world by proposing that Bob's internet persona is actually a perfect parody intricately constructed over the years because holy shit.

This is so pristinely contradictory, so clearly delusional, so impeccably aloof. He performs so many mental moonsaults in a single tweet while sounding like a sassy fat aunt.

The only thing that's missing is him following this tweet up with an unprompted over-explanation of his previous statement and simping for Asian lesbians.

This is why I like checking up on Bob more than most other cows. Even though he seems very boring and lacks any real "explosive" tard action, the dedication to vainglorious misery, the consistency of the most hideous aspects of his personality, and slow but sure decline into an ever worse version of himself is utterly fascinating to me.

 

[make_it_so]

what a sniveling little cunt he his.

Motherfucker writes daily calls for the destruction or suppression of whole swathes of society and he has the fucking gall to cry harassment over this of all fucking shit?

You're a pathetic fucking bitch, fat boy.

 

[TowinKarz]

Motherfucker writes daily calls for the destruction or suppression of whole swathes of society and he has the fucking gall to cry harassment over this of all fucking shit?

You're a pathetic fucking bitch, fat boy.

It's a twisted version of Mel Brooks' tongue in cheek description of tragedy vs comedy:

"Tragedy is me stubbing my toe, comedy is you falling in an open sewer and drowning."

To Bob, wishing genocide on half the nation is just a modest policy proposal but calling him stupid and violent for posting said opinion constantly is slander and harassment ...

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The word "crybully" comes to mind. Bob's like a kid at school who punches people in the arm and calls them names, but if you ever hit him back he'll throw himself on the ground and howl like he's dying so the teachers will come get you in trouble. Then when you both get in trouble, he starts crying even louder because "it's not fair!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Begun, the Tard Wars has.

 

[Mr. Duck]

View attachment 2784655God what a sniveling little cunt he his.

MUH TARGETED HARASSMENT.

Proceeds to stalk and screenshot tweets from women he doesn't like.

 

[Jack Awful]

Lets jump in the WABAC and travel to about 5:30am PST:
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Peter Coffin reacts to Bob's post, listed immediately above (preview of Bob's tweet edited out to save space, Coffin's original post can be viewed here):
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Clearly, Coffic has gotten under Moviebob's skin--which is good. Moviebob then has the nerve to tarnish the good name of Nariyoshi Miyagi, by making this hypocritical reply (Bob's original post):
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And Bob's hypocrisy continues ():
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What a lying, delusional, self-obsessed prick Moviebob is!

For a filthy Commie, Peter's alright sometimes.

Moviebob is deluded if he thinks he's anywhere close to average in anything. The only part of him that's above average is his weight and the amount of plaque in his arteries.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

More people need to call Blob out. Most people on "his side" just try to avoid the issue and not talk about him, even though they think he's toxic and hate everything he says. Too many of them are like Lyndsey Ellis, who "softblocked" him three times. "Softblocking" is fucking nothing. They just avoid him as a subject, don't talk about him but still enable him by letting him praise them, declare himself an "enlightened leftist" like them and don't do anything to clarify that they don't believe the awful shit he says and don't support it.

We're well past the point where you can ignore the fat tumor and hope it just dries up and shrivel away. You need to do your gay little "call out" posts/videos on him and tell everyone explicitly "fuck this dude."

 

[EnemyStand]

More people need to call Blob out. Most people on "his side" just try to avoid the issue and not talk about him, even though they think he's toxic and hate everything he says. Too many of them are like Lyndsey Ellis, who "softblocked" him three times. "Softblocking" is fucking nothing. They just avoid him as a subject, don't talk about him but still enable him by letting him praise them, declare himself an "enlightened leftist" like them and don't do anything to clarify that they don't believe the awful shit he says and don't support it.

We're well past the point where you can ignore the fat tumor and hope it just dries up and shrivel away. You need to do your gay little "call out" posts/videos on him and tell everyone explicitly "fuck this dude."

It's because they don't actually disagree with him., and even if they did blocking him might give those evil Republicans a win. Can't have that, nope.

 

[UserAccess]

View attachment 2784655God what a sniveling little cunt he his.

Provokes a fight, calls for the Twitter cops, so exhausted by his unfair persecution. Begs people to tell on someone for posting his own words. All done from the safety of his mother's basement at the age of 40.

Ladies, make sure you swipe right on this one.

 

[make_it_so]

Provokes a fight, calls for the Twitter cops, so exhausted by his unfair persecution. Begs people to tell on someone for posting his own words. All done from the safety of his mother's basement at the age of 40.

The superior future American that matters and actually counts as a person, everyone.