Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is putting a show right?
I can't believe the Boston badass would cry over a little Twitter pushback. What a fucking weak mongoloid retard
Eh, it's just insecure Bob asserting his dominance by playing Internet Tough Guy(tm) (which is also his Modus Operandi whenever he says shit like 'Don't EVER talk about my family EVER AGAIN' but he has no kids so he can't say, "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"). It's so weird, though. How does he post pictures of himself with his bro's family and then not expect people to comment on this fact in some way? It's like dude, if the family is off-limits for discussion, WHY FUCKING BRING THEM UP IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! God, what a smoothbrained, crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional individual.
 
Bob is seething hard that people are biting back against him. Like holy fuck Bob just cries like a damn baby when anyone makes fun of him. It's a shame he is just doing tweets, because if he filmed himself reacting, he'd probably have CWC-tier meltdowns. But I like how he keeps acknowledging Kiwifarms as a way to discredit people for calling him out, really classy Bob.
>Moviebob cries out in pain as he strikes you.
 
It's like dude, if the family is off-limits for discussion, WHY FUCKING BRING THEM UP IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! God, what a smoothbrained, crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional individual.
It's the NPD princess trick-- they set up a situation where doing what a reasonable person would do is wrong, and they can tear you apart while crying about it. Of course, they'll turn on the waterworks if you don't, since you're just as wrong and evil otherwise.
 
Bob is putting a show right?
I can't believe the Boston badass would cry over a little Twitter pushback. What a fucking weak mongoloid retard
That's why I genuinely think he only ever got made fun of back by the Eastern Catholics, Irishmen, and Italians he's still angy over and still thinks of to this day. I suspect he was the tantruming crybully that immediately chimped and ran to mommy in their shitty Catholic School that also is on par with the greatest Universities and Chapterhouses of Christendom depending on how Brainless Bobby wants to remember it.
 
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What follows is the usual suspects all going "As you wish, M'lord!"

Isiah 58 joins the convo when Bobby's temper subsided somewhat and he no longer hogs everyone's attention. Bobby continues to claim any white people who wants to safeguard their jerbs "Nazis"
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Yet another person picks up the baton. Bobby temper flares again and he regurgitates his wild dream of human obsolescence through technology:
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Political persecutions of Jan 6 protesters continues. This time a grandma:
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I'm extremely eager to see what kind of exemplary human beings Chris's kids turns out to be.

Tulsi Gabbard ruffles the mainstream media again:
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Boris Johnson said something that warms Bobby's cold dark heart:
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Bobby's Angels. Bimbo Politics hates anti-SJWs because they ruined his life.
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Free money for the deadbeat youth:
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And, naturally:
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("Sapphic Mind Break". He is a worse e-beggar than Chris Chipman)

New face in the Bobby's Angels show. This troon says a Dem who breaks her election promise is better than a GOP who keeps his, and somehow lots of people "aren't going to survive" under GOP.
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Why care about the survival of a species that is going to 41% no matter what?

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Inchling on a Rowling set all troons growling.


Kingsman provides a much-needed respite for Bobby's ongoing battle against Politically Stupid Twitter.
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(5:34 minutes)

Even more Hawkeye:
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Chinky lust. Bobby is as gross as a feminist male can be:
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She maybe a Chink, but it is still not okay to sexualize and then objectify her.
 
Eh, it's just insecure Bob asserting his dominance by playing Internet Tough Guy(tm) (which is also his Modus Operandi whenever he says shit like 'Don't EVER talk about my family EVER AGAIN' but he has no kids so he can't say, "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"). It's so weird, though. How does he post pictures of himself with his bro's family and then not expect people to comment on this fact in some way? It's like dude, if the family is off-limits for discussion, WHY FUCKING BRING THEM UP IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! God, what a smoothbrained, crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional individual.

Is it really surprising that Bob manifested another trait of all authoritarian ideologues, being thin-skinned to the point that you could do a colonoscopy by just looking at him?
 
How does he post pictures of himself with his bro's family and then not expect people to comment on this fact in some way? It's like dude, if the family is off-limits for discussion, WHY FUCKING BRING THEM UP IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! God, what a smoothbrained, crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional individual.
Bobby rarely posts pictures of himself or Chris's family; it is almost always Chris's doing.

This said, you can't blame people for dragging your family in the mud if you resort to "I fucked your mom" jokes whenever you are under duress.
 
Eh, it's just insecure Bob asserting his dominance by playing Internet Tough Guy(tm) (which is also his Modus Operandi whenever he says shit like 'Don't EVER talk about my family EVER AGAIN' but he has no kids so he can't say, "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"). It's so weird, though. How does he post pictures of himself with his bro's family and then not expect people to comment on this fact in some way? It's like dude, if the family is off-limits for discussion, WHY FUCKING BRING THEM UP IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! God, what a smoothbrained, crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional individual.
Have you ever heard of "agonistic buffering"? It's when monkeys carry their young with them when confronting other apes so they won't get attacked. Bob is posting pictures of himself with children so that he can make himself more likable and use them as shields from criticism. When someone insults him and the children are vaguely involved, he can play the victim and put on a performance pretending he's protecting the kids. It's cowardly, idiotic and farcical. Very Bobian.
 
Free money for the deadbeat youth:
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"Republican brains"? I guess you could, I don't know, put the people with brains that don't think good into camps or something.

And, naturally:
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Oh great, "bimbofication". It might not be scat or guro or vore but it's still one of those fetishes that makes me say "Normally I don't care what makes someone's micropenis hard but REALLY?" Also, someone who gets off on the idea of forcing people to take chemicals that induce permanent brain damage doesn't get to complain about someone else's brain.

$13.50 a month in my local funny money to maybe chat with this thing? Gods, in a world where last I checked the going rate on "tasteful nudes" can be less than that if you're not gunning for a specific thot (I know, free on the internet, but let's stick to Patreon) that is completely unreasonable.

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Inchling on a Rowling set all troons growling.
"Inchling" is a word that doesn't get much play. Bravo.

Chinky lust. Bobby is as gross as a feminist male can be:
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Chinky lust and trashy bust. I've always been prone to bashin' the fashion so perhaps I'm biased, but it amazes me how their "award-winning" stuff always seems to tick either one or both boxes of "Obnoxious and impractical" and "I've seen streetwalkers with a better eye for style".


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Dunc was the best looking action movie I have seen in years.
Not sure if typo or a genius comment on the one character who was in all six novels.
 
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Once again, Bob, putting millions of people out of work isn't going to magically make them go away. Steinbeck's words are as true as they were back during the Great Depression:
John Steinbeck said:
Don't take chances with 'em [tenant farmers thrown off their land], an' if they argue, shoot first. If a kid'll kill a cop, what'll the men do? Thing is, get tougher'n they are. Treat 'em rough. Scare 'em.
What if they won't scare? What if they stand up and take it and shoot back? These men were armed when they were children. A gun is an extension of themselves. What if they won't scare? What if some time an army of them marches on the land as the Lombards did in Italy, as the Germans did on Gaul and the Turks did on Byzantium? They were land-hungry, ill-armed hordes too, and the legions could not stop them. Slaughter and terror did not stop them. How do you frighten a man whose hunger is not only in his own cramped stomach but in the wretched bellies of his children? You can't scare him - he has known a fear beyond every other. (emphasis mine)
 
It warms my cold robot heart to see Bobby flailing about in pain as people rightfully call him out for his loathsome beliefs. I know that each individual person can only go so far before they're blocked by fatso, but still, it's always great to see. Plus you know that he's spending loads of time on Twitter slapfights every day, getting in the way of his "job."

And speaking of:
Bob, you are an absolute mongoloid. Just because a single scene from Jaws was filmed in a swimming pool (and this was only in reshoots because the studio wouldn't let Spielberg go back out on the water for one more scene) does not take away from Villeneuve's statement that 99% of the movie was not. The result is a movie that, despite all its troubles during production, became a blockbuster hit and catapulted Spielberg into fame. I'm not saying it's entirely due to on-location filming, but it certainly played a part.

The fact is that despite all the advancements in visual effects, our brains are still really good at picking out things that are real, especially when it comes to film. Shooting in actual locations, on actual sets, with actual props and visual effects, looks much better than the CGI vomit that many movies these days (cough cough Marvel cough) rely on. I mean shit, when it was revealed that Disney used CGI for that scene in Black Widow where it was just two characters chatting in a bar, people rightly called them out on how stupid that was.

Well, most people did. Bobby, naturally, fellated Disney for their genius.
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Not sure if typo or a genius comment on the one character who was in all six novels.
It's been a running gag ever since the typography for the Dune logo was revealed. Ignore the star from the middle of the "E" and focus solely on the lines, and you get Dunc. It's just a happy coincidence that it's part of Duncan's name.
 
Bobby rarely posts pictures of himself or Chris's family; it is almost always Chris's doing.

This said, you can't blame people for dragging your family in the mud if you resort to "I fucked your mom" jokes whenever you are under duress.
I do recall him actually posting a pic of his niece over his shoulder for an easter thing, though Chris probably took that picture. That was a few years ago, maybe 2019-ish. And he has mentioned his disabled niece even before that, without pics, so yeah he's talked about his family lots.
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What follows is the usual suspects all going "As you wish, M'lord!"

Isiah 58 joins the convo when Bobby's temper subsided somewhat and he no longer hogs everyone's attention. Bobby continues to claim any white people who wants to safeguard their jerbs "Nazis"
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Yet another person picks up the baton. Bobby temper flares again and he regurgitates his wild dream of human obsolescence through technology:
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Political persecutions of Jan 6 protesters continues. This time a grandma:
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I'm extremely eager to see what kind of exemplary human beings Chris's kids turns out to be.

Tulsi Gabbard ruffles the mainstream media again:
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Boris Johnson said something that warms Bobby's cold dark heart:
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Bobby's Angels. Bimbo Politics hates anti-SJWs because they ruined his life.
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Free money for the deadbeat youth:
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And, naturally:
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("Sapphic Mind Break". He is a worse e-beggar than Chris Chipman)

New face in the Bobby's Angels show. This troon says a Dem who breaks her election promise is better than a GOP who keeps his, and somehow lots of people "aren't going to survive" under GOP.
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Why care about the survival of a species that is going to 41% no matter what?

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Inchling on a Rowling set all troons growling.


Kingsman provides a much-needed respite for Bobby's ongoing battle against Politically Stupid Twitter.
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(5:34 minutes)

Even more Hawkeye:
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Chinky lust. Bobby is as gross as a feminist male can be:
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She maybe a Chink, but it is still not okay to sexualize and then objectify her.
In case anyone was wondering what bobby was complaining about (re: blocking Dan Floss), Dan appears to have gotten into a LONG ASS ARGUMENT with GUIGUI_gz who simps for Bob (and it started with a shaun (&jen) thread about "vote blue no matter who"): https://twitter.com/Danster19/status/1468987288491339776


Also, this is in Dan Floss's tweets & replies:
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The fact is that despite all the advancements in visual effects, our brains are still really good at picking out things that are real, especially when it comes to film. Shooting in actual locations, on actual sets, with actual props and visual effects, looks much better than the CGI vomit that many movies these days (cough cough Marvel cough) rely on. I mean shit, when it was revealed that Disney used CGI for that scene in Black Widow where it was just two characters chatting in a bar, people rightly called them out on how stupid that was.
Our brains, not Roberto's. When he sees real telscopic photos of space, all his brain can decipher is "cool teaser for capeshit".
Thinker my ass.
 
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