Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

first i laugh at the the fact of chris not being a virgin then i remembered the context... and no i still not believe the prostitute was real

Well even if the hooker doesn't reals, just remember, Chris Chan is a literal motherfucker. So as yuck as that is, I guess it counts as not being a virgin anymore.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bimbo politics is so immensely creepy. Why are troons so fucking weird?

When you're a trans person and your twitter handle is a reference to the Bimbofication fetish, that's a bad sign.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

So in the grey sludge post-nation, post-religion, post-culture mess of a world he wants, why is Bob choosing to replace a strong black man with a white woman in Cpt America 15? Bob, that's the regressive step backward that a mayoghoul would make, not the enlightened thoughts of der kinofuhrer.

I still think its funny how awful Bob describes his idyllic future. Just not dying and consooming in perpetuity. Bob doesn't even have some great plans, he doesn't even really produce worthwhile content. The only book I can think of that wasn't just his videos transcribed was Brick by Brick and its not like that was anything anyone liked unironically. Hell, to my knowledge he hasn't tried to do anything else writing-wise. Unless he really thinks that his nonsensical ramblings about movies are somehow worthwhile in and of themselves, which I'm sure he does.

"All the days of the afflicted are evil, but the cheerful of heart has a continual feast." - Proverbs 15: 15

Bob must be a masochist, because forever is a lot of days to suffer through as Roberticus Cinematicus.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob loves fake movie bullshit.

I remember a video or something from a long while back where he was talking about how great it is that action heroes don't have to look like Stallone and Schwarzenegger anymore, because technology can do all the heavy lifting now, and make you think schlubs like Paul Rudd or whoever can be kickass action heroes.

Because he thinks that means he won't have to lose weight to become an action star and show the world how badass he is (in his mind).

 

[Positron]

Moviebob's so stupid, he seems to think that the 4th of July will continue being a thing when America is no longer a sovereign nation:

If Bobby had his way we'll be celebrating First of October instead, but I'm sure he'd find Captain China even more fappable.

Bimbo politics is so immensely creepy. Why are troons so fucking weird?

Transsexualism is a mental illness.

 

[Mola Ram]

Transsexualism is a mental illness.

A troon who openly talks about its bimbofication fetish is 100% an autogynephile and should probably be locked up for their own safety.

 

[make_it_so]

For the life of me, I can never be like this Isiah58 guy. He tries so much to use logic, reserch and experience and try to convince with rational logic. And then Bob always goes with "Bullshit, all my enemies are nazis" emotional drivel.
I can never continue to answer these types of people. Isiah58 patience score is over 9000.

Isiah58 is yet to realize that the only rational response to someone like Blob is "fuck off you fat retard."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bimbo politics is so immensely creepy. Why are troons so fucking weird?

That patreon that he's shilling for is his own. Even though he says it's to help him make "political and social commentary from a bimbo's perspective" it's real purpose is to fund a "hypno fetish" discord server. It's sole purpose is to engage in RP :3 sissy mindwarp uWu. Just so I'm completely clear, the idea is to take men and mindfuck them into putting on dresses and then jerking off to their conquest of turning someone trans. In January of 2020 it was found out that he had minors in his mindfuck dungeon discord. He flipped a bitch saying that how's he supposed to know how old these kids were, which is kinda fair until I remember that he founded a discord server who's sole purpose is to mindfuck men into wearing dresses and then becoming bottom pillow biters.

 

[BubbleButt]

A troon who openly talks about its bimbofication fetish is 100% an autogynephile and should probably be locked up for their own safety.

I don't give a fuck about a troon's safety, I worry about the safety of productive members of society.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't give a fuck about a troon's safety, I worry about the safety of productive members of society.

I don't really disagree; obscenities like this make me wonder if we should reopen the Black Hole of Calcutta.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Now we wait.

 

[Tronathon242]

Isiah58 is yet to realize that the only rational response to someone like Blob is "fuck off you fat retard."

I think a better response is "you don't deserve the superior future."

Now we wait.

Dollars to donuts says he'll think the casting of Idris Elba as Knuckles is somehow racist. I'm just hoping they go for the cheese factor and make a Ugandan Knuckles reference to set him and his ilk off.

 

[make_it_so]

Now we wait.

I can't wait to see a fully grown man have a meltdown over a children's film again.

 

[glib]

Denis* (Not Dennis) wanted to shoot in the real desert because you can literally see where the end of a virtual set is (The Mandalorian) by looking at the ground, and noting where the material changes from real to the Unreal engine.

Besides, the techniques used to obtain the material you use for your virtual set still has to come from a real place, which means sending a team to the desert anyway. Why should Denis be restricted by a library of 3D images he can choose from, and a limited amount of sets when he can literally fly to the desert, scout the entire place, make adjustments, and change shots at a whim.
By requiring someone to work out of a studio with a limited amount of options you're tying their hands and preventing creativity.

By not being there, you can't capture "there". You cannot change the blocking of shots, you cannot send people "into the distance" because it isn't there and neither are you.

Shooting something in a swimming pool is clearly for an insert shot, or for a close up since they are depending on "a gallon of milk" to create diffusion, so there is a drop off after a certain distance. You can't use a tank or a pool to replicate space. Its actually a perfect example of what I'm talking about. If you shoot in a real location you can capture scale. If you shoot in a studio, you have to fake it.

Yup here it is

No depth required, since its a close up. You can't use a swimming pool to shoot anything with a depth of field though, or the surface, or anything with any kind of distance!

This is Bob being that guy who goes "ACKTUALLY, 1 out of 100 things does not prove your point about this pattern of 99 things, therefore you are le incorrect".

Film Twitter is stupid across all fronts in my opinion, because its a bunch of social media goblins who don't make anything criticizing people who make things, but Ramen Rey is a moron if he's trashing Denis.
As much as I don't like movies like Blade Runner 2049 for script reasons, Denis clearly understands what "Cinema" is on an epic scale. As cold as his movies can be, he absolutely understands how to frame things to convey scale and drama. Without people like Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Denis, and Edgar Wright who have an affinity for shooting on film and the technical aspects of cinematic tradition, we'd be watching the stupid whizbang quippy television movies shot on digital cinema cameras with cheap lighting and ugly marvel esque sets that we have been stuck with for the last 5 years.

 

[Positron]

Bobby is determined to be a male feminist. Someone fills his convos with the Lindsay picture please


Bobby admires China because the CPC aren't shy about dehumanizing people:


Breadtube Sanpais!!!!!



Asshole is right again. Families are families, not socioeconomic systems.

Bobby is a frustrated artist, a frustrated artist who shills Vice and Teen Vogue.


The Dem's political persecution machine is humming along as usual:

I'd worry much more about a queer Jew being a nonce.

The internet continue to breed cults of nuttery, while Bobby once again fantasies deploying Emmas With Two Moms to end evil:

The gif means "no bad tactics" and "Bobby is mentally eight years old".

Someone who is anti-abortion turns out to be a pedo; ergo everyone who don't chant "mah body mah choice" is running a "baby factory" and is a pedo:



Why does Salon use a picture of a geeky retarded man in their abortion thinkpiece? Men aren't even supposed to have an opinion on abortion!

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More Hollywood rehashes, but this one does look like fun with Peter Dinklage as Cyrano.






Summary of this 4444-page thread:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

With all the bluster and hot air the comes out of Bob, he could be used to heat every home in Boston! Seeing Bob flip shit when he receives even a modicum of push back is wonderful. I imagine when he was a young child, Bob would relentlessly insult other kids. But the moment another kid called him stupid, he would sob loudly to his teachers that the other kids were picking on him. Now that he's a middle aged, morbidly obese child, he can only slink away after getting BTFO'ed on Twitter for the umpteenth time.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Dollars to donuts says he'll think the casting of Idris Elba as Knuckles is somehow racist. I'm just hoping they go for the cheese factor and make a Ugandan Knuckles reference to set him and his ilk off.

Given that the original film snuck in a reference to the Sanik meme, I think that it's likely that Knuckles will say, "They don't know the way." On a personal note, the trailer make me squee since I'm a man child who loves Sonic and is somehow more functional than Bob. It checks off many of the boxes to excite fans. Tails? Check. Knuckles? Check. Chaos Emeralds? Check. Hell, some of the Badniks are near-dead ringers for Buzzbomber from the original game and I can only hope Motobug gets some love. Bob will more likely criticize how much fan service is in the trailer because we know how much Bob despises the fans and trying to appeal to them is a huge faux pas in his book, unless it appeals to him.

That said, I have my doubts that Bob played a Sonic game to completion since it's unlikely that he owned a Genesis and I can't see him playing any of the many, MANY rereleases of the original games. Hell, I could see Bob quitting halfway through Marble Zone because it was too hard for him.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

My dream scenario is that Sonic 2 is good, like REALLY good. So good that Bob can't deny it.

And that the Mario movie sucks.

That would be justice.

 

[make_it_so]

With all the bluster and hot air the comes out of Bob, he could be used to heat every home in Boston! Seeing Bob flip shit when he receives even a modicum of push back is wonderful. I imagine when he was a young child, Bob would relentlessly insult other kids. But the moment another kid called him stupid, he would sob loudly to his teachers that the other kids were picking on him. Now that he's a middle aged, morbidly obese child, he can only slink away after getting BTFO'ed on Twitter for the umpteenth time.

I wonder if he still runs to the bathroom to caress a Mario figure like he allegedly did when he was bullied back in high school.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Given that the original film snuck in a reference to the Sanik meme, I think that it's likely that Knuckles will say, "They don't know the way." On a personal note, the trailer make me squee since I'm a man child who loves Sonic and is somehow more functional than Bob. It checks off many of the boxes to excite fans. Tails? Check. Knuckles? Check. Chaos Emeralds? Check. Hell, some of the Badniks are near-dead ringers for Buzzbomber from the original game and I can only hope Motobug gets some love. Bob will more likely criticize how much fan service is in the trailer because we know how much Bob despises the fans and trying to appeal to them is a huge faux pas in his book, unless it appeals to him.

While I’m not a fan of Sonic, I did see and I thought Knuckles was cool.

I might see the movie just for him.