Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What follows is the usual suspects all going "As you wish, M'lord!"

Isiah 58 joins the convo when Bobby's temper subsided somewhat and he no longer hogs everyone's attention. Bobby continues to claim any white people who wants to safeguard their jerbs "Nazis"
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So... if Moviebob gets fired (and, given his Twitter rep, permanently unhirable) and tries to safeguard his jaab, does that render Bob an even bigger Nazi than he already is?



Yet another person picks up the baton. Bobby temper flares again and he regurgitates his wild dream of human obsolescence through technology:
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bayourouge1 is correct. Moviebob's political belief system is literally built on nothing but superstition.


Political persecutions of Jan 6 protesters continues. This time a grandma:
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I'm extremely eager to see what kind of exemplary human beings Chris's kids turns out to be.
Yesterday, we saw Moviebob condone arson. Today, we see Moviebob likely condoning elder abuse.



Tulsi Gabbard ruffles the mainstream media again:
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Can we finally kick Moviebob off of Twitter for the repeated, blatant TOS violations he's already done, please?



Boris Johnson said something that warms Bobby's cold dark heart:
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I'd suggest throwing Moviebob to the animals... but that could potentially render many gravely endangered species extinct. Bob's got far more fat than meat, and, as Vodyanik said, Bob's as lethally toxic as fugu.
 
For the life of me, I can never be like this Isiah58 guy. He tries so much to use logic, reserch and experience and try to convince with rational logic. And then Bob always goes with "Bullshit, all my enemies are nazis" emotional drivel.
I can never continue to answer these types of people. Isiah58 patience score is over 9000.
It's pointless, really. Bob seeing skinnier version of people who look like him and wants to bathe in their blood because it's legit the ONLY thing he ever gets praise on.

And all that praise is from white troons and retards who believe the further white hatred you show, the more morally pious you are. It's all kind of absurd.

Honestly, that or Bob has some kind of hidden rage because a bunch of dudes in Gamergate hats and MAGA shirts anal raped him in a parking lot. It's one of the two.
 
That's why I genuinely think he only ever got made fun of back by the Eastern Catholics, Irishmen, and Italians he's still angy over and still thinks of to this day. I suspect he was the tantruming crybully that immediately chimped and ran to mommy in their shitty Catholic School that also is on par with the greatest Universities and Chapterhouses of Christendom depending on how Brainless Bobby wants to remember it.
It will never cease to amuse me that the 'man' Bob is today is shaped by the fact that he sees this every time he closes his eyes and has projected that pathological hatred onto all manner of 'obsoletes'.

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I have to laugh at Bob for saying things like "we need to end superstition", and then unironically using terms like "good" and "evil" in the next sentence.
Not when he says "No bad tactics, only bad targets?" I mean I morally have good and evil assigned to actions not people, but Bob see's his enemies as evil via epistemology. He's philosophically sick in the head.
 
"My better tomorrow..."

Observe the choice of pronoun here: "My". That's the only word necessary to understand his thought process here.

Moviebob's talking about his own better tomorrow. He doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone else's tomorrows--not his family's tomorrows; not his friends' tomorrows; not his niehgbors' tomorrows; not Massachusetts' tomorrows; not America's tomorrows; not humanity's tomorrows. Moviebob only cares about Moviebob's tomorrow, and Moviebob's tomorrow alone.
 
"My better tomorrow..."

Observe the choice of pronoun here: "My". That's the only word necessary to understand his thought process here.

Moviebob's talking about his own better tomorrow. He doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone else's tomorrows--not his family's tomorrows; not his friends' tomorrows; not his niehgbors' tomorrows; not Massachusetts' tomorrows; not America's tomorrows; not humanity's tomorrows. Moviebob only cares about Moviebob's tomorrow, and Moviebob's tomorrow alone.
Well not only that, the barely-hidden meaning of "breath (sic) the same air" is that the Mayoghoulen won't be breathing any air at all if he had his way, because Bob's previously posted that "oxygen doesn't stay contained within borders". But watch him try to pass that shit off as a joke/hyperbole somewhere down the line when someone calls him out on him very plainly wishing death upon them.

Some :epik: needs to tell Bob that while his desire to gas the mayoghoulen in minecraft because they are "not people"/subhuman may not be technically eugenics (for he suffers his exceptional niece to live, after all, so he CAN'T be a True and Honest Eugenicist, Friendo!), it sure as hell is right next door to it. I'm not sure why Bob doesn't understand/care that dehumanization is never a good look or policy, for that way madness lies. But then of course, Bob is such a Believer in the Goodness of the Good over the evilness of Evil, that he doesn't think that would backfire in any way. I mean, the "And Suddenly, For No Reason At All..." meme exists for a reason.
 
Can anyone with artistic talent make a masked wojak based on his current avatar (but in tears)?
My first thought was to freehand his avatar in MS Paint. It didn't take as long as you'd think, but imagine my shock when the result was somewhat visually appealing!

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Shit.

My second attempt involved tracing over Bob's avatar, and was happier with this result.
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So I used this to visually represent Bob's remaining natural emotions:
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Please enjoy.
 
Can we finally kick Moviebob off of Twitter for the repeated, blatant TOS violations he's already done, please?
But then what would we talk about?

(Ah, we'd find something. Bob will never shut up even if his heroin drip-feed is yanked.)


(for he suffers his exceptional niece to live, after all, so he CAN'T be a True and Honest Eugenicist, Friendo!),
I do hope you wrote that line with Eduard Bloch in mind. It makes it much funnier.

Moviebob's so stupid, he seems to think that the 4th of July will continue being a thing when America is no longer a sovereign nation:
He's obviously so worldly he's been to places in America with majority unassimilated foreign/ethnic populations and seen just how much they enjoy the 4th of July.

Oh God, he's gone from simping for every chick within 50 miles of the Marvel logo to simping for his own OCs. Alas, Brie was too flat to stop him from cravin' some Marvel misbehavin', and his thirst has become unslakable.
 
Moviebob's so stupid, he seems to think that the 4th of July will continue being a thing when America is no longer a sovereign nation:
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Not only will the 4th of July exist in a world with out countries but money won't exist at all! There will be nothing preventing him in his robot body from indulging in mindless, hedonistic consooming. The MCU will still be a thing and the character built around America, a country that has long since stopped existing, will be a woman that Bob can jack off his giant robo wang to.

He is fascinatingly dumb. Let's see if he tries the ol "*sigh* the obsoletes fail to understand the concept of humor again".
 
I would say below, even after the fact that Bob is a somewhat functional member of society. Chris is at least cherished by some and most people take pity on him. When it comes to Bob, people know he's a spergy retard that spouts hateful drivel constantly. While Chris buys legos and draws stuff, Bob has a chimpout. Also, Chris doesn't have the Beetus and he's not a virgin.
first i laugh at the the fact of chris not being a virgin then i remembered the context... and no i still not believe the prostitute was real
 
Bob, you are an absolute mongoloid. Just because a single scene from Jaws was filmed in a swimming pool (and this was only in reshoots because the studio wouldn't let Spielberg go back out on the water for one more scene) does not take away from Villeneuve's statement that 99% of the movie was not. The result is a movie that, despite all its troubles during production, became a blockbuster hit and catapulted Spielberg into fame. I'm not saying it's entirely due to on-location filming, but it certainly played a part.

The fact is that despite all the advancements in visual effects, our brains are still really good at picking out things that are real, especially when it comes to film. Shooting in actual locations, on actual sets, with actual props and visual effects, looks much better than the CGI vomit that many movies these days (cough cough Marvel cough) rely on. I mean shit, when it was revealed that Disney used CGI for that scene in Black Widow where it was just two characters chatting in a bar, people rightly called them out on how stupid that was.

Well, most people did. Bobby, naturally, fellated Disney for their genius.

It's been a running gag ever since the typography for the Dune logo was revealed. Ignore the star from the middle of the "E" and focus solely on the lines, and you get Dunc. It's just a happy coincidence that it's part of Duncan's name.

Bob loves fake movie bullshit.

I remember a video or something from a long while back where he was talking about how great it is that action heroes don't have to look like Stallone and Schwarzenegger anymore, because technology can do all the heavy lifting now, and make you think schlubs like Paul Rudd or whoever can be kickass action heroes.
 
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