Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I enjoy reading Isiah58's posts a lot just because of their patience and own opinions and views. Even if they're a filthy commie, it's generally refreshing to read all of that in the mentally barren wasteland of bob's posts. This made me ponder for a bit about bob and his brother.

I dont particularly care for chris myself because he's frustrating to me. I find his lack of foresight irritating but with all his retarded selfies, his smiles are all genuine and he seems like a delight to be around. He comes off as a giant kid who likes to have fun and relatively easy to talk to. He gives shit a chance; he will say something positive about a few things he doesn't care for. Biggest of all, the night and day differences between his posts and Bob's posts. I would much rather take a movie recommendation from him simply because he gives things a chance. Im not going to simp for him but he actually has a good soul compared to bob. Thats rare to see on social media sites like Twitter.

A couple of years ago i had a "medical emergency" which by and large (I've brought it up before in other threads vaguely or offhandedly) forced me to go to therapy. From there i got a job as a gas station attendant and i loved every moment of it (except lottery lmao). I'm not "terminally online" but im on enough to notice and keep up with things because i like staying in the know. My gas station was across the river in what would be considered redneck territory. After a few months i transferred to another place in the same area and i really fell in love with it. I actually like connecting, helping, talking to, and listening to people. I love learning about them and i use this to think of characters for whatever im doing. What does this powerlevel have to do with bob you may ask? I live in a red state in the deep south.

Ive met my share of "nazi", "nazi sympathizers", alt-righters, MAGApedes, whatever they use now. On the other hand, ive met shitlibs, blm goons, sjws, etc. Not one of these groups felt like what we see on socia media or what window lickers like bob assume they are. Bob seriously needs to touch grass and sniff it at this point. Not one person gives a shit about these online or turbo online issues that never seem to catch traction with my ilk or if it does, no one cares. People have more important shit to worry about than what tranny got their feelings hurt or what one conservative says. This is my main fucking issue with bob. Hes so permanently online that he has no idea how the world works. A step up from a NEET because he at least has a degree. This fat fucking moron seriously thinks a Z list film ""critic"" is on par with a trade worker. Its more sad than funny to me because he cant pass that threshold to get publicly blown the fuck out on a massive scale. The posts where he seethes are funny but im just waiting for someone like me or you all-- people who actually live-- to just relentlessly shit on him. I mean suicide watch shit on him.

Again, im not simping for chris at all but i seriously hope he wakes up and realizes that bob is going to drag him down to being a miserable fat cunt with no worth or prospects or even people who want to stand near him. Its tiring seeing permanently angry people that people who have a blip of good in them get either poisoned as well or just give up.

Ive rambled on enough but i had to get this out.

im black and i lost my job due to covid bullshit. Im still fucking mad but it gave me a chance to work for myself. This threadkeeps me humble at times.
 
Now we wait.
Dollars to donuts says he'll think the casting of Idris Elba as Knuckles is somehow racist. I'm just hoping they go for the cheese factor and make a Ugandan Knuckles reference to set him and his ilk off.
I hope youdon't mind me saying this, but we all know Moviebob dun know de wae. Moviebob will nevah know de wae. It likely Moviebob nevah wan know de wae.



Bobby admires China because the CPC aren't shy about dehumanizing people:
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Moviebob should know all about oppressing people. He repeatedly wants a Democrat-controlled oligarchy to oppress people living in the U.S. Midwest and/or red states.



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Asshole is right again. Families are families, not socioeconomic systems.
Moviebob: "This is the stupidest thing about [socialism] I've seen recently and twelve hours ago I watched Grigori Rasputin [...] kung-fu fight."

Reality: "Bob, you've posted several stupid takes on socialism in within those twelve hours."



Bobby is a frustrated artist, a frustrated artist who shills Vice and Teen Vogue.
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Please. I've seen better, more inspired artwork in a dirty diaper than anything Moviebob's ever produced.



The Dem's political persecution machine is humming along as usual:
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I'd worry much more about a queer Jew being a nonce.
Moviebob's guilty of being Moviebob, which blatantly violates Geneva Convention protocols against tortunre.

The internet continue to breed cults of nuttery, while Bobby once again fantasies deploying Emmas With Two Moms to end evil:
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The gif means "no bad tactics" and "Bobby is mentally eight years old".
Again, being Moviebob is a direct violation of the Geneva Convention.



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Why does Salon use a picture of a geeky retarded man in their abortion thinkpiece? Men aren't even supposed to have an opinion on abortion!
As well it shouldn't. In terms of my political priorities, infanticide abortion "rights" are almost as close to dead last as addressing Climate Change™. (Conversely, defunding infanticide farm health care provider Planned Parenthood sits in my 10 highest.)



Summary of this 4,444-page thread:
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Moviebob: "You don't know what mean is if you think I come close."

Reality: "I agree, Bob. You're not mean. You're well past mean. You're an outright sadist."



Bob would never Simp for National Socialism
Correct. He'd rather have a world run by the Moviebobocracy, which would make Nazi Germany look like pre-woke Disneyland by mere comparison.



I was thinking he's more like Veruca Salt from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory myself.

"I WANT THE MAYOGHOULEN GASSED, AND I WANT THEM GASSED NOW!!"
Now that you bring up Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I'm finding it rather difficult to determine whether Moviebob's personality more closely mimics 1971's Veruca Salt (selfish brat) or 2005's Mike Teavee (inherently mean personality).
 
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I enjoy reading Isiah58's posts a lot just because of their patience and own opinions and views. Even if they're a filthy commie, it's generally refreshing to read all of that in the mentally barren wasteland of bob's posts. This made me ponder for a bit about bob and his brother.

I dont particularly care for chris myself because he's frustrating to me. I find his lack of foresight irritating but with all his retarded selfies, his smiles are all genuine and he seems like a delight to be around. He comes off as a giant kid who likes to have fun and relatively easy to talk to. He gives shit a chance; he will say something positive about a few things he doesn't care for. Biggest of all, the night and day differences between his posts and Bob's posts. I would much rather take a movie recommendation from him simply because he gives things a chance. Im not going to simp for him but he actually has a good soul compared to bob. Thats rare to see on social media sites like Twitter.

A couple of years ago i had a "medical emergency" which by and large (I've brought it up before in other threads vaguely or offhandedly) forced me to go to therapy. From there i got a job as a gas station attendant and i loved every moment of it (except lottery lmao). I'm not "terminally online" but im on enough to notice and keep up with things because i like staying in the know. My gas station was across the river in what would be considered redneck territory. After a few months i transferred to another place in the same area and i really fell in love with it. I actually like connecting, helping, talking to, and listening to people. I love learning about them and i use this to think of characters for whatever im doing. What does this powerlevel have to do with bob you may ask? I live in a red state in the deep south.

Ive met my share of "nazi", "nazi sympathizers", alt-righters, MAGApedes, whatever they use now. On the other hand, ive met shitlibs, blm goons, sjws, etc. Not one of these groups felt like what we see on socia media or what window lickers like bob assume they are. Bob seriously needs to touch grass and sniff it at this point. Not one person gives a shit about these online or turbo online issues that never seem to catch traction with my ilk or if it does, no one cares. People have more important shit to worry about than what tranny got their feelings hurt or what one conservative says. This is my main fucking issue with bob. Hes so permanently online that he has no idea how the world works. A step up from a NEET because he at least has a degree. This fat fucking moron seriously thinks a Z list film ""critic"" is on par with a trade worker. Its more sad than funny to me because he cant pass that threshold to get publicly blown the fuck out on a massive scale. The posts where he seethes are funny but im just waiting for someone like me or you all-- people who actually live-- to just relentlessly shit on him. I mean suicide watch shit on him.

Again, im not simping for chris at all but i seriously hope he wakes up and realizes that bob is going to drag him down to being a miserable fat cunt with no worth or prospects or even people who want to stand near him. Its tiring seeing permanently angry people that people who have a blip of good in them get either poisoned as well or just give up.

Ive rambled on enough but i had to get this out.

im black and i lost my job due to covid bullshit. Im still fucking mad but it gave me a chance to work for myself. This threadkeeps me humble at times.
Nice little write up. Biggest thing is yeah, we all need to touch grass. I'm in a job that let's me be online way too much at the moment, my older job was more on my feet and I hated it for the customer service aspect. Although I did regularly deal with Communists and lord in Heaven they were sour people. Anyone who wore a shirt with a swear word on it in public is probably not the best people. I dealt with a lot of people, generally as a rule, any woman with young kids got a lot of patience. Kids can be a handful and most mothers were very apologetic if their kids raised a fuss, even had one vomit on my shoes because he was feeling under the weather, kid teared up and said sorry immediately.

Newer job is a better gig, but I don't get to talk so much.
 
I think the Mario movie sucking is a forgone conclusion. It'll be soulless animation, barely comprehensible story and atrocious casting choices. My only question is whether Bob will outright hate it or try and force himself to like it, same as he did for the live action movie. I personally think he'll do the second, but seeing him have a full blown meltdown declaring Nintendo as dead to him would be glorious.
I mean, he already had a meltdown when they announced Chris Pratt playing Mario, then how it'll be made by Illumination and prob have a simple plot, then I recall he had another almost sperg fest when Pratt said he won't do an Italian accent for Mario.

Remember when the first Sonic movie came out and, counting the actual movie review, he made four separate videos just to shit on the movie despite the majority of people really liking it?
Four videos, several dozen of tweets, and going "MUH MOVIE IDEA WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTAH!!!" and then rambling how people who liked the movie are misogynists or Nazis because Birds of Prey bombed.
 
Remember when the first Sonic movie came out and, counting the actual movie review, he made four separate videos just to shit on the movie despite the majority of people really liking it?
When Bob decides he's going to hate something, not even reality can dissuade him.

It's why I hope the Mario movie turns out to actually be good, because he's already decided to hate it and if it's a huge success he'll go insane ranting about how it's the worst thing to happen to Mario since the Rabbids game (He hated it because Mario has a blaster in it and apparently Mario having a gun makes him just like the Mayo-Ghouls... I assume).
 
When Bob decides he's going to hate something, not even reality can dissuade him.

It's why I hope the Mario movie turns out to actually be good, because he's already decided to hate it and if it's a huge success he'll go insane ranting about how it's the worst thing to happen to Mario since the Rabbids game (He hated it because Mario has a blaster in it and apparently Mario having a gun makes him just like the Mayo-Ghouls... I assume).
No, he hated Mario having a laser gun because "REE!!! FPS DUDE BRO'S RUIN MUH MARIO!!!" and because it was "cultural vandalism" according to him.
 
Goddamn how do you watch 10 fucking hours of Lord of the Rings. And come away thinking Isildur was a villian.

I mean I know the answer. But that made me very mad for a minute
It's because he didn't destroy the ring when Elrond told him to.

Ignoring the whole fucking point is that it's almost impossible to get rid of the ring when you try to. Even Frodo couldn't bear to destroy it, and Bilbo had to fight his hardest to drop it himself.

See, these crayon eating retards don't seem to understand films, and you can blame them for the death of media.
 
It's because he didn't destroy the ring when Elrond told him to.

Ignoring the whole fucking point is that it's almost impossible to get rid of the ring when you try to. Even Frodo couldn't bear to destroy it, and Bilbo had to fight his hardest to drop it himself.

See, these crayon eating retards don't seem to understand films, and you can blame them for the death of media.
This is really the best thing about Bob. His whole identity is based around movies, and he doesn't even understand them.

I enjoy reading Isiah58's posts a lot just because of their patience and own opinions and views. Even if they're a filthy commie, it's generally refreshing to read all of that in the mentally barren wasteland of bob's posts. This made me ponder for a bit about bob and his brother.

I dont particularly care for chris myself because he's frustrating to me. I find his lack of foresight irritating but with all his retarded selfies, his smiles are all genuine and he seems like a delight to be around. He comes off as a giant kid who likes to have fun and relatively easy to talk to. He gives shit a chance; he will say something positive about a few things he doesn't care for. Biggest of all, the night and day differences between his posts and Bob's posts. I would much rather take a movie recommendation from him simply because he gives things a chance. Im not going to simp for him but he actually has a good soul compared to bob. Thats rare to see on social media sites like Twitter.

A couple of years ago i had a "medical emergency" which by and large (I've brought it up before in other threads vaguely or offhandedly) forced me to go to therapy. From there i got a job as a gas station attendant and i loved every moment of it (except lottery lmao). I'm not "terminally online" but im on enough to notice and keep up with things because i like staying in the know. My gas station was across the river in what would be considered redneck territory. After a few months i transferred to another place in the same area and i really fell in love with it. I actually like connecting, helping, talking to, and listening to people. I love learning about them and i use this to think of characters for whatever im doing. What does this powerlevel have to do with bob you may ask? I live in a red state in the deep south.

Ive met my share of "nazi", "nazi sympathizers", alt-righters, MAGApedes, whatever they use now. On the other hand, ive met shitlibs, blm goons, sjws, etc. Not one of these groups felt like what we see on socia media or what window lickers like bob assume they are. Bob seriously needs to touch grass and sniff it at this point. Not one person gives a shit about these online or turbo online issues that never seem to catch traction with my ilk or if it does, no one cares. People have more important shit to worry about than what tranny got their feelings hurt or what one conservative says. This is my main fucking issue with bob. Hes so permanently online that he has no idea how the world works. A step up from a NEET because he at least has a degree. This fat fucking moron seriously thinks a Z list film ""critic"" is on par with a trade worker. Its more sad than funny to me because he cant pass that threshold to get publicly blown the fuck out on a massive scale. The posts where he seethes are funny but im just waiting for someone like me or you all-- people who actually live-- to just relentlessly shit on him. I mean suicide watch shit on him.

Again, im not simping for chris at all but i seriously hope he wakes up and realizes that bob is going to drag him down to being a miserable fat cunt with no worth or prospects or even people who want to stand near him. Its tiring seeing permanently angry people that people who have a blip of good in them get either poisoned as well or just give up.

Ive rambled on enough but i had to get this out.

im black and i lost my job due to covid bullshit. Im still fucking mad but it gave me a chance to work for myself. This threadkeeps me humble at times.

This was a good post. The biggest difference between Bob and Chris is that Chris is married with kids. Doesn't matter what your politics are, if you have a family, that reorients your priorities away from being 24/7 political. Some meaningful chunk of Chris's life is taken up being a dad and a husband. All Bob does with his time is sit in the basement and seethe.
 
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Bobby doesn't support camps; he supports barges:
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Glenn Greenwald again questions the ethics of his lesser peers re: Matt Gaetz:
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Again, being Bob Chipman is perfectly sufficient evidence that someone is a sexual harasser.

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Bobby understands rich philosophical traditions; he understands The Eternals better than you do.
(Archive of The Atlantics thinkpiece)
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Someone got kicked out of Starfucks for not having been jabbed; if only he were Black.
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These Merrie Men of Bobwood would be funny if they weren't so hate-filled.


Sonic 2 and Idris Elba. You can guess already.
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Vax Panther (article). Even supposed Cultural Elites can be "stupid":
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Bobby resents empowered women who get around:
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I like how he calls Letita Wright both a "Trumpy Jesus-Juicer" and right-wing when she's British, supported BLM, her last appearance was sympathetically portraying the leader of the British Black Panther Party and being anti-vaccines has long been a strain on the left.

He calls her "crazy but not uneducated" while also calling her stupid, "psychotic" and "wacko." (Though she only ever went to an Acting School.)

He also pretends she's some kind of "known religious wacko" even though there's like literally nothing about it you can find.

A perfect example of how he can't conceive of anything outside his stark black and white worldview.
 
Says the manchild who had an existential crisis over Chris Pratt being cast as Mario.

The things that infuriate him are nearly as baffling as the things that infuriate Chris-chan. Who gives a wet shit about the changed design? How can he still be this butthurt about it over a year later?
 
The things that infuriate him are nearly as baffling as the things that infuriate Chris-chan. Who gives a wet shit about the changed design? How can he still be this butthurt about it over a year later?
I mean, he seethed over the Joker movie for a whole year..sooo...not much of a shocker he's still buttmad that the studios decided to change things instead of saying "Silence plebians! Accept what we give you!"
 

I know pointing out how wrong Bob is ranks up there with pointing out how unhealthy a diet of nothing but Snickers bars is, but the white working class didn't really start voting Republican until a generation after the New Deal, and that was only in Presidential elections due the Democrats sitting back and letting rioters tear apart American cities in 1967 and openly taking sides against families and with the Sexual Revolution. Sound familiar? They continued to vote solidly blue for Congress until the 1990s, because that was when the Democrats got fully on board with global corporatism (the GOP got on board with Social Security in 1952), so the only meaningful divide between the parties when it came to the white working class became social issues, law enforcement, and the military. Even then, it took another generation for this shift to mature.

So I guess by "promptly," Bob means "over a period of about 75 years." And hmmmm...which changed more over three generations, the Democratic Party, or the working class?
 
Remember when the first Sonic movie came out and, counting the actual movie review, he made four separate videos just to shit on the movie despite the majority of people really liking it?
Didn't the Sonic movie cause beaucoup de butthurt because it curbstomped Birds of Prey?
 
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