DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Brother Wind]

Guys, I need your support more than ever, okay? You won't believe this, but I'm being punished even harder than Job from the Bible, even in death I have to pay bills! There's this kid? Who wears a dark hooded robe? His name is Charon or whatever? And he's telling me that I need to give him a special coin? Or else I won't be able to go to the afterlife? Which is just STOOPID! *aggressive t-pose* Who in the FUCK thought it was a good idea to have to pay for things even in death? This is one more situation where I did absolutely nothing wrong and I'm getting punished! And I'm not gonna lie, that special coin he needs is probably gonna cost a thousand bucks! So please, withhold from sending me burial gifts, I can only use those once I'm actually in the afterlife, okay? Please prioritize putting money in my mouth, that's money I can use right away to pay my Charon's coin bill. I need your buy-in for this. Fair enough? Sound good? Alright.

Im glad we agree we could hear his bitching even from hell.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why is it so strange for someone who has never watched DSP, never participated in chat, never left a comment, is not subscribed, and appeared out of nowhere to tip $150?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Why is it so strange for someone who has never watched DSP, never participated in chat, never left a comment, is not subscribed, and appeared out of nowhere to tip $150?

It’s called “behind the scenes” support, ok? You wouldn’t understand….

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Why is it so strange for someone who has never watched DSP, never participated in chat, never left a comment, is not subscribed, and appeared out of nowhere to tip $150?

If he's never watched DSP before, there's never been a better time than now to start!
Thanks to all the hype new releases and the Xbox Series X (TM) Game Pass (TM) Phil's streams are better than ever!
I mean so what if these huge contributors typically vanish from the stream 3 seconds after donating? That's just people showing their support for the most prolific gamer on the internet!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Why is it so strange for someone who has never watched DSP, never participated in chat, never left a comment, is not subscribed, and appeared out of nowhere to tip $150?

Why yes I look for streamers on the Youtubes despite it being very hard to find them on the awful website after I got done watching Naked Yoga and decide donate over $100 dollars using my real name to some old fat guy playing a videogame I could be playing. Nothing abnormal about that. Maybe you guys are just conspiracy theorist nutjobs.

 

[Lolidaki]

This GTA cope in the pre stream is mind-numbing, so rather than expand on the part of the game that is still profitable they should have gone back to the single-player that has been stagnated for several years? What a fucking retard, he's supposed to be a business major yet knows nothing about actual demand, the people not playing GTAO whining for "content" are not the same as those still playing it. He only cares about his own bottom line but has written GTA Online completely off, so of course, he'd be dumb enough to ask for single-player dlc at this point.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

If he's never watched DSP before, there's never been a better time than now to start!
Thanks to all the hype new releases and the Xbox Series X (TM) Game Pass (TM) Phil's streams are better than ever!
I mean so what if these huge contributors typically vanish from the stream 3 seconds after donating? That's just people showing their support for the most prolific gamer on the internet!

They're always either new fans who saw some detractor content and then thought "Surely he's not that bad" and decided to check Phil out and now love him, or they used to watch him back in 2008/2009/2010 and wondered if he was still around and now love him again.

 

[UaineRunei]

I went back to see what good ol' Robert Wayne had to say with his tip:

"It's Master Chief time!" - WAYNE, Robert.

Let's face it, this guy wasn't even watching the stream.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I imagine Bruce Wayne's mother was pregnant when she got killed and somehow the underdeveloped fetus lived and became Robert Wayne.

He's not the wheelchair you need, he's the wheelchair you deserve.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Anyone notice he's saying "cool" more often? The other day watching Metroid I had to leave because it was every other sentence. Now I checked Halo and he said "Sound Cool? Thats Cool man" within seconds of me tuning in. What Youtuber is Kat watching lately?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

This GTA cope in the pre stream is mind-numbing, so rather than expand on the part of the game that is still profitable they should have gone back to the single-player that has been stagnated for several years? What a fucking retard, he's supposed to be a business major yet knows nothing about actual demand, the people not playing GTAO whining for "content" are not the same as those still playing it. He only cares about his own bottom line but has written GTA Online completely off, so of course, he'd be dumb enough to ask for single-player dlc at this point.

He only thinks about himself. He doesn't care that it's the profitable move for Rockstar. He's mad because it's less profitable for him that they don't release a hot new single player GTA game for him to hype up for day 1 tips then discard after 6 weeks of milking.

What's even funnier is that if he actually played GTA Ahnline he might actually have an organic moment or attract new viewers but he is the ultimate thins skinned faggot and runs from online play

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

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Look at Mr. humble-brag over here "mY jOb iS pLayInG hAlO iNfIniTe." Really sticking to her because she's a sucker and still has a 9-5 gig, instead, you get to be the mature adult and sit around in your Zelda pajamas, while soul-maid is making sure your DoorDash is still warm.

Phil, that's HONESTLY nothing really to brag about to a woman that's not a mature adult, dood. Also, does Kat know you're talking to other women?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Look at Mr. humble-brag over here "mY jOb iS pLayInG hAlO iNfIniTe." Really sticking to her because she's a sucker and still has a 9-5 gig, instead, you get to be the mature adult and sit around in your Zelda pajamas, while soul-maid is making sure your DoorDash is still warm.

Phil, that's HONESTLY nothing really to brag about to a woman that's not a mature adult, dood. Also, does Kat know you're talking to other women?

I’m sure this peacocking has nothing to do with the lack of sex in that household.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Straight out of the mouth of Mr. No-one-sponsor-me

"Of course I'm jealous because that's a natural feeling toward those who are....better than you, okay?"



"I never get paid to shill because I have the wallet of......."

 

[Iron Hamster]

Straight out of the mouth of Mr. No-one-sponsor-me

"Of course I'm jealous because that's a natural feeling toward those who are....better than you, okay?"

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"I never get paid to shill because I have the wallet of......."

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Uh. No. It's just the first time you're ackackacknowledging it to create drama. I uploaded a video 3 months ago and that was there.

 

[actually]

Straight out of the mouth of Mr. No-one-sponsor-me

"Of course I'm jealous because that's a natural feeling toward those who are....better than you, okay?"

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"I never get paid to shill because I have the wallet of......."

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Big talk from the guy shilling Hori equipment and (supposedly, according to himself) accepting free games.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Straight out of the mouth of Mr. No-one-sponsor-me

"Of course I'm jealous because that's a natural feeling toward those who are....better than you, okay?"

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"I never get paid to shill because I have the wallet of......."

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Hasn't this literally been a feature on YouTube uploads systems for at least a few good months now? I don't really understand why the fuck he thinks this is ultimately a detrimental decision by YouTube (in actuality the disabling of dislikes is a far worse decision for the platform, but of course Phil completely skirts around that issue because it makes him look bad).

It makes the viewers aware that the videos have an implied sponsorship and the agenda of the video may or may not be biased as a result. Plus Phil is not immune from doing sponsored videos at all, he's done them multiple times, Mr.100% non sell out streamer, remember all the Hori pads and sponsorship ubisoft games dumbass?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Straight out of the mouth of Mr. No-one-sponsor-me

"Of course I'm jealous because that's a natural feeling toward those who are....better than you, okay?"

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"I never get paid to shill because I have the wallet of......."

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But MORE than happy to place empty console boxes behind him, along with a YouTube play button. Oh, and when he feels down, he pulls out the mall trophy he won back in 1997 for Tekken 3 to "make himself feel better.", along with begging dent heads for their SSI checks. Yeah, totally not a shill.

 

[GreySydeDave]

I think his tombstone should just say "please tip me"

More like: "Nothing he could do".

 

[DZoomer]

I think his tombstone should just say "please tip me"

"Top tipper gets his name on my tombstone"