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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
AprilRains said:
I don't believe anyone outside the Tranch wants to touch Penny, ever
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He says he was totally being touched every single day by random people while working at Target. He doesn't mention it but he was 100% also being raped by the manager too. Don't even dare question it, transphobe.
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Oxous said:
He says he was totally being touched every single day by random people while working at Target. He doesn't mention it but he was 100% also being raped by the manager too. Don't even dare question it, transphobe.
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Yet another unlikely claim of being irresistible by someone who seems eminently resistable to me.

Must be a nice fantasy life.
 
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Just a quick reminder for the thread that a herd of alpacas are near worthless in America. The domestic fiber production can't really be done at profit. Especially on the Tranch where they have zero grazing. Each one the tranchs alpacas are just eating money, and they can't sell them because no one would buy them. The best they could hope for would be to sell them in two and threes to petting zoo/yoga ranch type businesses, to size down the herd. Apparently they also can be guard animals to sheep.

Ironically using them as donation bait is probably the most value they will ever generate. However, they could grift just as well with only twenty.
 
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Oxous said:
He says he was totally being touched every single day by random people while working at Target. He doesn't mention it but he was 100% also being raped by the manager too. Don't even dare question it, transphobe.
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I think it's cool Penny found all 4 non tranchers that weren't repulsed enough to actually touch him. How convenient that they all shopped at this Target!
 
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JanuaryViolet said:
<sperge> Grooming is a relaxing experience for most horses. It's essential to their health and socialization and ideally should be done every day. They're using a dandy brush there, what you are thinking of a is a curry comb. </sperge> I am mildly encouraged by seeing one of these jackasses doing something so productive and actually beneficial, but get the strong feeling this was a one-time thing.
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I was hoping even if it wasn't affective the horses would like it. Horses deserve some pets, glad they got those before leaving the tranch into (hopefully) better arms.
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He says he was totally being touched every single day by random people while working at Target.
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If you don't get bumped on accident in the grocery store at least once, you have never worked at a grocery store.
AGPinochet said:
I assume "old white men touching tattoos" is real in the sense that "white people touching black people's hair" is real, that is, fake.
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Children are the most likely to touch hair out of curiosity because children are children. Old people start becoming senile or are just too fucking old to give a shit about social norms will. And creepy men will do it regardless of your race or theirs. It happens, but there's exaggeration in there as well since no one will arrest you for touching hair so it is easy to fake.

But that is to real women who don't work on a farm, wash regularly, and are women. Penny is so paranoid I would not be surprised if he had phantom sensations of touch on his body.
 
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What parent would even let their children near him?
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Only the ones trying really hard to be trans accepting, say if the tranch opened a petting zoo. He also has 2 children from different baby mommas, so I have no idea if he see them or not.

Beyond that it's fortunate that he almost is never in a position to be around children for long due to how ghastly looking he can be, especially with make up on. That one selfie early in the thread where he looks like the Joker creeps me out and I'm a grown ass adult. He seems not to give much thought to kids unless they're grown ass men wearing diapers, aka his "littles" Kevin and Jen.
 
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DemonicMustache said:
Three grown men. Three grown, fat, men. Three grown, fat, castrated(?), men. Three grown, fat, castrated(?), men sleeping together on a bed. Sleeping together every night. With seven cats. And dogs. And filth.🤯

I'm itchy just thinking about it.🤯🤯
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And one of them only washes his hair once per month, while another has casually admitted eating poo. Are you still there?
 
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