Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

And her legs - I mean seriously
I have a problem with the difference in their width. It becomes more and more prominent.

And for Colgate shill - I genuinely thought that opening sentence *would end with something about “teeth hygiene privilege”. You know, Vimes boots theory:
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
When you *can’t afford regular check ups and treatment on the early stages, so you have to spend an enormous amount on the implants later, when nothing else could be done.
Add something about her prominent dead tooth to the pile; that would be on par with her skincare shilling and pizza face. Gen Z love JuSTicE and dismantling capitalism with the help of megacorps, after all.
What I didn't expect was luxury toothpaste rising up against cyberbullies.
Seems relatable, as always.
 
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Anna sponsored by bougie toothpaste for those yellow, rotten, missing, cigarette and sugar destroyed teef-makes sense.

Much like being sponsored by Gillette even though she's fucked up her hormones so much she doesn't grow leg hair and couldn't reach it or her snatch if she could, AND is too lazy to shave that beard growing on the sides of her face.

Makes as much sense as fancy skincare repeatedly sponsoring someone with skin so bad it makes a leper cringe.

And lmao at her referring to herself as a Zoomer, ok sure bitch.

Surprised no one mentioned her dox- was it us, was it us?! Of course she didn't say whether her and her family were actually harmed or tHrEaTeNeD from the dox.


goddamn her foundation is yellow here. How she puts on makeup every day and never gets better is pretty astounding. She puts it on like its fingerpaint.

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Surprised no one mentioned her dox- was it us, was it us?! Of course she didn't say whether her and her family were actually harmed or tHrEaTeNeD from the dox.
She was speaking I think of one of the other forums doxing her old apartment.

Her new house she doxed herself by showing tons of pictures with the front door in view and the fact that purchasing a home is public record.

New IG (Far as I can see the line was changed to only go to 24):
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ive read a lot of pages and i still dont have a feel for who her target audience is exactly.

also idg that voice she puts on. its not just her, its such an influencer thing.. its impersonal and patronizing and fake. where did it come from? it seems to be most commonly from the ones claiming to be super relatable and authentic too.
 
First off 75 is fucking cold (at least where I’m from). Secondly Anna used to try back in NYC ( when I was a bartender there I saw her irl) third, Anna get your shit together. You’re a clusterfuck.
I was thinking this same thing. 75 is our Winter. You know, when you wear Winter clothes. Is Texas weather different? Or is she just so big now that she sweats all the time?
 
Anna sponsored by bougie toothpaste for those yellow, rotten, missing, cigarette and sugar destroyed teef-makes sense.

Much like being sponsored by Gillette even though she's fucked up her hormones so much she doesn't grow leg hair and couldn't reach it or her snatch if she could, AND is too lazy to shave that beard growing on the sides of her face.

Makes as much sense as fancy skincare repeatedly sponsoring someone with skin so bad it makes a leper cringe.

And lmao at her referring to herself as a Zoomer, ok sure bitch.

Surprised no one mentioned her dox- was it us, was it us?! Of course she didn't say whether her and her family were actually harmed or tHrEaTeNeD from the dox.


goddamn her foundation is yellow here. How she puts on makeup every day and never gets better is pretty astounding. She puts it on like its fingerpaint.

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Is it normal for Tik Tok makeup ppl to be in their pyjamas so often or am I just uptight

Dumb reacs welcome lol

But Anna stop wearing your PJs. I feel embarassed opening the door to delivery people in my pajamas.. this might be a cultural thing though. 92% of yanks are classier than Lard O'Brien.
 
ive read a lot of pages and i still dont have a feel for who her target audience is exactly.

also idg that voice she puts on. its not just her, its such an influencer thing.. its impersonal and patronizing and fake. where did it come from? it seems to be most commonly from the ones claiming to be super relatable and authentic too.
Here's an interesting article about "YouTube voice" (yes I know it's from vice stfu) that sorta explains what's going on
 
I don't get it. If she's so proud to be a partner of Colgate for their big "anti-cyberbullying campaign," and shilling the fact that they are donating $1 for every product sold this year... then why did she wait until the very last month of the year to even mention them? Did they wait until December to sign her up because they figured she wasn't going to bring in very many donations anyway?
 
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