DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GiveMeTheMoney]

What really needs to happen is for people to stop watching it, stop talking about it, and think of it as a joke that happens at the end of the year. That's what Darksy should be saying but he's always got to have bad takes.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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Daily reminder that Phil is the only REAL GAMER on Earth. What a retarded take as much as I hate journos I know they're not going anywhere neither are "actual players." Phil just tell the truth you hate journos so much because they get early copies of games and you're irrelevant now so you don't.

You know, it's really fucking easy to predict failure, because most *things* fail. Success in anything, video games, music, whatever, is rare. So it's really easy for DSP to say everything will fail, and be at least sometimes right. I want to see him predict success. It'll be very enlightening considering he doesn't know what it looks like.

Regardless, nothing is going to "spell the end" of Games Journalists (capitalized because gin brain). A game wins an award, and suddenly Games Journalists are Thanos-snapped out of existence? I don't... understand. What about like, YouTubers who review games, that aren't full-time Games Journalists? What happens to them?

It's just nonsense. Gibbering nonsense. Nothing he says makes any sense, and it doesn't have to, because no one listens to him. And so the cycle continues.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Daily reminder that Phil is the only REAL GAMER on Earth. What a retarded take as much as I hate journos I know they're not going anywhere neither are "actual players." Phil just tell the truth you hate journos so much because they get early copies of games and you're irrelevant now so you don't.

To add to Phil's "authority":

Don't worry guys, he's totally not clout-chasing. I guess we'll see if Halo sticks around after next week.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Games Journalism" has already been dead for what, 10 years? Game awards have been a joke for years too. That scam has been known to all but the stupidest of the stupids.

I don't remember them being respected even back when they had to peddle their bullshit through magazines.

 

[Coke Zero]

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Daily reminder that Phil is the only REAL GAMER on Earth. What a retarded take as much as I hate journos I know they're not going anywhere neither are "actual players." Phil just tell the truth you hate journos so much because they get early copies of games and you're irrelevant now so you don't.

The jealousy is definitely a big part of this but phil also spends so much time worrying about game reviews and awards and shit like that because he just has absolutely nothing else going on in his life.

He doesn't even seem to particularly like video games but he has no other interests or hobbies or anything interesting to focus on so he's stuck wasting all of his time and attention on video games.

 

[JimiHendrix]

249 pages in under a month.

why does it have to be this way

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

To add to Phil's "authority":
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Don't worry guys, he's totally not clout-chasing. I guess we'll see if Halo sticks around after next week.

Ah yes Phil and his 2-3 hours of Halo campaign and playin that dogshit unfinished jewish trickery of a Multiplayer means it's definitely the award winning Microsoft Game of The Year I Am Not A Microsoft or Hori Shill Please Buy One.

Also Phil the "game awards mean nothing" but also "wtf if this wins blah bluh bloo I need something to bitch about to stay relevant" and "Hello, Geoff, Sir, I see you have tagged me in your tweet sir. Keep up the good work, Sir! but fuck you and your game awards."

 

[00R-Gundam]

Call me but i wish dave will eventually get into pc gaming just to see him get his shit kicked in. Obviously thats never gonna happen cause:

1) Has a Shitty Brick for a pc
2) Everyone is a hacker/theres a rampant hacker problem in pc games

 

[Sup3r]

To add to Phil's "authority":
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Don't worry guys, he's totally not clout-chasing. I guess we'll see if Halo sticks around after next week.

Especially after he just threatened to drop the game because Phil wasn't getting his gacha money. Fucking hell, he needs to just shut up. What happened to the Phil who didn't care about anything that happened outside of his streams. Plus for how much he acts like he doesn't care for the game awards, he's already tweeted about this more than his bank leaks.

Ah yes Phil and his 2-3 hours of Halo campaign and playin that dogshit unfinished jewish trickery of a Multiplayer means it's definitely the award winning Microsoft Game of The Year I Am Not A Microsoft or Hori Shill Please Buy One.

Best part is that unless he has been actively lying to his audience, he hasn't seen any benefit to this shilling. So either he is pathetic enough to shill for free (meaning he has less respect for his own "dignity" than we do) or he is committing a crime. And after the fuckery around his discussions of the leaks, I can't even tell if he'd stoop that low.

Call me but i wish dave will eventually get into pc gaming just to see him get his shit kicked in. Obviously thats never gonna happen cause:

1) Has a Shitty Brick for a pc
2) Everyone is a hacker/theres a rampant hacker problem in pc games

And he's scared that he'd reveal more of what he's trying to hide.

 

[Elescondido]

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Daily reminder that Phil is the only REAL GAMER on Earth. What a retarded take as much as I hate journos I know they're not going anywhere neither are "actual players." Phil just tell the truth you hate journos so much because they get early copies of games and you're irrelevant now so you don't.

this is so cringe , the reality is that 90% of gamer are normies who rush to buy the next madden,fifa or cod.
Those are the guys who consume sites like ign so the gaming press is never going anywhere

But the real reason why this is particulary cringe coming from the whose first compliment to a game is " it has nice graphics"

Thats one of his most annoying aspects to me .... like dont you have anything else to say?

 

[BlackDragoons]

So you folks think Secret Limited is going to do another Worst of DSP 20XX this year? He posts some top quality content.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

LMAO, I had heard the WWE Champs and hogan jpg memes for months, but I thought it was just detractor insinuations (based on bank leaks). What a complete fucking piece of shit. I don't know why I'm surprised.

not an insinuation or speculation at all. phil has LITERALLY spent close to 6 figures on a WWE mobile game. not hyperbole. literally

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

To add to Phil's "authority":
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Don't worry guys, he's totally not clout-chasing. I guess we'll see if Halo sticks around after next week.

He'll probably claim Microsoft approached him after seeing his positive twitter posts/YouTube videos to become an Xbox Ambassador or whatever it's called but told him they decided against it in the end because of the trolls.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Call me but i wish dave will eventually get into pc gaming just to see him get his shit kicked in. Obviously thats never gonna happen cause:

1) Has a Shitty Brick for a pc
2) Everyone is a hacker/theres a rampant hacker problem in pc games

Go watch the SOK video of Shitbeared playing CSGO on his PC and him complaining that the keyboard and mouse are too fast. He gets fucking destroyed the entire time.

 

[Dona Morte]

Gee Phil. Would be a nice conversation to have since we agree on critic v. people opinion (ex. Rotten Tomatoes) alas

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Vidya critic phil is the fucking worst. Stick to your perks of being a doordash hermit sermons. You shovel in games and fast food in equal measure but we all know you only have passion for one of the two.. unless said gaming is full of burly men soaked in baby oil on your phone.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

My personal favorites has to be the WWE Champions meltdown and the announcement of his bankruptcy.

We all knew he was shilling out money on "bills", but WHOA! Not only just that, but him gaslighting the whales and other Derich's that "it wasn't me, dood.", and you can see him getting upset. Especially when he started getting kicked out of his favorite guilds because our favorite madlad Nigel, doing his best detective work, decided to have a little fun and expose the "very open wallet" about their guild member.

The bankruptcy! Holy hell! The gold dust came when he started blaming us, the "pieces of fucking shit." because, in Phil's mind, we drove him almost half a million dollars in debt. He did his usual projection and gaslighting of "Nothing I can do, guys!" and "Da trollz caused me to lose sponsorships!", and "I can't get sponsorships like other streamers.", and being the professional victim. Not like we were stole his identity, opened up credits cards in his name, and blew it on hookers and blow. Instead, he blew it on gin and gatcha. Personal responsibility and accountability escape Phil like professional help escape Jenna. Yeah, he got it cleared, because pigroach luck, but that rant! Perfection!

Hi, Phil!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

DSP once again shows that he's nothing but a joke to everyone on the Internet.

 

[Iron Father]

I promise you he never ever checks thumbnails or really is that lazy. Every single time the thumbnail is him and not gameplay he's making some retarded face he never looks normal. Attached is my favorite example from the "daily wrap" a few days ago.

His teeth look like they're made of ear-wax.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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His teeth look like they're made of ear-wax.

Just more proof that he should be shacked up with the dent heads. He can't take care of himself, but he expects others to support his entire life.