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When will Jack drop dead?

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Who the fuck goes on a trip just to hit the gym? Like...I get it if it's promotional shit for a gym or it's a intregal aspect of your job to be stolen (i.e. Wrasslin'), but Jr is absolutely not doing those things.

Jr is out cruising for cocks.
I mean I get going to a gym in the morning but why make that your first post from a vacation spot?
 
i think the original list price was around 2.2k
Is it possible Garrett ponied up for them or got them as a promotional item somewhere? I seem to remember him sending kicks to Jack & Jr at some point recently.
 
Is it possible Garrett ponied up for them or got them as a promotional item somewhere? I seem to remember him sending kicks to Jack & Jr at some point recently.
yes i remember something like that too. i'll dig and see if i can find more info from back when jr got married
 
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Even then I wouldn't post it because why? When people go on trips they don't say "fuck the beaches, ChEcK oUt ThIs GyM!"
Oh I agree! Like I enjoy a good vacation photo for Instagram as much as the next guy but usually people post you know a view of whatever city or park they went to not a generic-ass gym. Really weird who little interest Qali has in fucking anything but I guess its why he's a night manager who got married at 20.
 
Leaning harder towards Qali went to Florida with his boyfriends.
I could shit on Qali for not being in good enough shape/lifting heavy enough to be taking gym pics. I could shit on him for taking a vacation with a 7/11 wage then visiting a generic 70% cardio chain gym. He's in Florida, if you wanna cruise for gym dick, at least for Big Lenny! Maybe pour one out in front of the World Gym for Big Richard (RIP).
I could shit on him for leaving his wife at home, but maybe she's having fun without him there.

Instead I'll just shit on the content of the image. It's bad, it's boring, it's pointless. Jr. probably follows a bunch of non- or semi-pro, dime-a-dozen, bodybuilder/fitness influencer douchers, so why hasn't he figured out how to take a proper gym pic?

Let's start with the caption, what the fuck does the gym have made? I'll tell you what is has made, money off a DYEL. I know it's a figure of speech but he's not showing anything worth seeing. Are dumbbells a new thing? They aren't even custom, IGX is a fucking generic equipment brand. So what is he showing off? Also, is the gym just called "Florida Gym"? Why not go full influencer and tag them if their gym is so good? Give em some promo from the world famous DatBotCali. DSP does the same shit when he orders from local restaurants and just calls it "Indian/Mediterranean/etc cuisine" instead of the name of the restaurant and it's still really dumb.
Then you look at the lad himself, while he has no visible musculature, he could at least LARP as a general "big guy" who's bulking or some shit, but he's making himself look smaller by tilting forward and at an angle while tucking in his arms. No stage presence at all. He looking at the phone too, so there's no aspect to draw us in besides his body.
 
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I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.

And of course Mushbrain gets angry because he can't get more meat and carbs into his mouth. And I know it's beating a dead horse at this point but what happened to his diet? Has fatty actually said that he's no longer on Profile by Sandford? He hasn't plugged them for a while, he never lost weight and by this time of year he was supposed to have lost 100 pounds.
 
I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.

And of course Mushbrain gets angry because he can't get more meat and carbs into his mouth. And I know it's beating a dead horse at this point but what happened to his diet? Has fatty actually said that he's no longer on Profile by Sandford? He hasn't plugged them for a while, he never lost weight and by this time of year he was supposed to have lost 100 pounds.
In all fairness there are some pretty solid gas station Mexican spots that cater to the day-laborer crowd that I have run into. So like they can be good but it's probably a situation where you have to be in the know about the good one's because it's a gamble. Who the hell knows who told Jack about this place but I am gonna guess he isn't talking to anyone in the know.
 
I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.
Probably depends on where you live more than anything. Most of the gas stations in my area have the usual crap I'd only resort to buying if the only other option was to skip a meal, but there's one near where I used to work that has a quaint little deli inside that does homemade daily specials, like meatloaf and lasagna. The boss bought lunch from there once and I remember it being really good.
 
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There's just something about Jack's whole "WARS" thing that pisses me off. There are no wars you fucking idiot, they are just selling tacos or whatever, they couldn't give a shit about some other strip mall taco stand 30 miles away.

I guess what I'm saying is kill yourself, Jack. Commit suicide.
 
I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.

And of course Mushbrain gets angry because he can't get more meat and carbs into his mouth. And I know it's beating a dead horse at this point but what happened to his diet? Has fatty actually said that he's no longer on Profile by Sandford? He hasn't plugged them for a while, he never lost weight and by this time of year he was supposed to have lost 100 pounds.
High school kids getting their Red Bull in the morning before school. I haven't had Laredo Taco Company since 7-11 bought out Stripes, but they were decently good the few times I had it. I've only had the breakfast taco's and not anything else.
 
I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.
It's like playing the lottery, especially with the rural places. Sometimes you get some mighty fine chicken wings, or maybe the best fuckin home made egg salad sandwich you've ever eaten, and other times you end up spending the afternoon shitting your guts out in the handicap stall of a Lowes.
 
I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.

And of course Mushbrain gets angry because he can't get more meat and carbs into his mouth. And I know it's beating a dead horse at this point but what happened to his diet? Has fatty actually said that he's no longer on Profile by Sandford? He hasn't plugged them for a while, he never lost weight and by this time of year he was supposed to have lost 100 pounds.
Really surprised he even stopped at this place “”””””in an urban area””””””” in the dark. I also like how he pointed out the I Heart Media building in the background. Like womp womp Jack, maybe if you followed the rules at your first radio gig, you could be working there, but you fucked that up (like everything else in your life) by doing what you wanted when you wanted like a fucking toddler.
 
I'm sorry and maybe I'm just not in the know, but who the fuck in their right mind eats gas station food? I get it if you're on the road and there's nothing around you for miles and you're hungry but it's just so weird to me.

And of course Mushbrain gets angry because he can't get more meat and carbs into his mouth. And I know it's beating a dead horse at this point but what happened to his diet? Has fatty actually said that he's no longer on Profile by Sandford? He hasn't plugged them for a while, he never lost weight and by this time of year he was supposed to have lost 100 pounds.
one of the best mexican places where i used to live was tucked away in the back of a liquor store. none of that tex-mex, tacos with queso and sour cream bullshit. this spot served actual mexican food. tacos with al pastor cooked fresh on the trompo and all the other meats you find at authentic taco joints like lengua, buche, and cabeza. and on weekends they'd serve the best menudo i've ever had. the best part was that they were open until 2 or 3 so it was a must after a night of drinking

there certainly are some gems tucked away in gas stations, but the only reason jack even attempted to review the 7/11 taco spot was because he figured they'd give him a lot of food for cheap like the previous place. the worst part about these non-stop tex mex videos is that i know for a fact there are authentic taquerias in and around nashville like the one i described, but these boomers can't seem to quit their addiction to strip mall tex-mex fajitas and whatever tammy always orders. i think fish tacos?
 
Really surprised he even stopped at this place “”””””in an urban area””””””” in the dark. I also like how he pointed out the I Heart Media building in the background. Like womp womp Jack, maybe if you followed the rules at your first radio gig, you could be working there, but you fucked that up (like everything else in your life) by doing what you wanted when you wanted like a fucking toddler.
Eh...it's about a half mile away from the honky-tonks and bachelorette parties. The gas station itself is across the street from a Whole Foods, so it's not TOO urban for Jack's tastes.

What irks me is that there is a REALLY good Mexican place just on the other side of the block, St. Anejo.
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Jack passed this up for a fucking gas station, and when they weren't open, he got big mad and went home.
 
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