Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Hey Melinda, I know you're reading this. Fuck you kike bitch

 

[Cup Noodle]

So what you are saying is that if Jersh came face to face with her and told her to knock off the frivolous lawsuits, she would say yes daddy?

Yes, she would submit to him and agree to his face to knock off the lolsuits having been intimidated by someone with a penis. She would then go home and start drafting a new lolsuit against Jersh for sexual harassment because he dared talk to her while possessing a penis which is a clear violation of her civil rights, her Miranda rights, and a general affront to women.

 

[SargonF00t]

IIRC Mel doesn't believe in Child Support payments anymore,

Ralph needs to meet Melinda.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Ralph needs to meet Melinda.

Ralph only goes for seventeen year olds. His horse is the only long term relationship that he has had that he didn't meet at 17 and she is a lolicon. Maybe he was hoping she could introduce him to seven year olds? IDK.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ralph only goes for seventeen year olds. His horse is the only long term relationship that he has had that he didn't meet at 17 and she is a lolicon. Maybe he was hoping she could introduce him to seven year olds? IDK.

She has a daughter, that's good enough for Ralph and his horse.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She has a daughter, that's good enough for Ralph and his horse.

Would Melinda allow for a massive sex orgy between her, a horse, her daughter, and a fat tub of lard that cannot move?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I imagine Melinda has plans to sell her daughters to messianic men as brides, hopefully after they turn 18 and hopefully to men in the same age range.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Would Melinda allow for a massive sex orgy between her, a horse, her daughter, and a fat tub of lard that cannot move?

Of course, she would. We are talking about Mel, remember?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Of course, she would. We are talking about Mel, remember?

I wonder if Mel does the orgy when pregnant then sues Ethan for child support under her crazy belief that sperm ejaculated into a pregnant body changes the DNA of the baby

 

[Cup Noodle]

I wonder if Mel does the orgy when pregnant then sues Ethan for child support under her crazy belief that sperm ejaculated into a pregnant body changes the DNA of the baby

This is way too complicated for here but there have been studies on this and she is half right kinda. This is ongoing research, but spem cells tend to not just stay in the woman's reproductive tract, but burrow their way into other parts of the woman's body and possibly affect her gene expression. Blow jobs could even be worse than intercourse because there is a more direct route to the brain which could affect her mannerisms. This is still woo woo science with a good helping of conjecture, but it has been proven that older women retain male DNA, presumably from sperm. It seems you really are fucking every man a woman has been with. This being the case, it is reasonable to believe that a developing child in the womb would get a good helping of sperm that they would possibly absorb into their body affecting their gene expression for life. Not a big deal if the child's father is nutting all over them, but it could become problematic with a skank who has multiple men nutting on their unborn child. This raises another question. Is it pedophilic to like fucking pregnant chicks. I like fucking pregnant chicks because the only pregnant chick I have ever fucked was bearing my children and her hormones were going wild. It was a good time. Do dudes with a preggo fetish just want to nut on the youngest of children possible?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I don't even know how to respond to that post, or if I should try.

 

[talk talk talk]

I don't even know how to respond to that post, or if I should try.

Just mark it as Islamic Content and move on.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I don't even know how to respond to that post, or if I should try.

Ever notice how two old people who have been married for fifty years start to look alike after a while, or how Karen and her purse pooch share a striking resemblance?

Just mark it as Islamic Content and move on.

For Islamic content you wait until the child is born before you fuck it so I disagree. I don't even know where unborn child splooging events would rank. Someone smarter than me should come up with a diagnosis for this phenomenon.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Would Melinda allow for a massive sex orgy between her, a horse, her daughter, and a fat tub of lard that cannot move?

I'd say no. She's an expert on dicks and wouldn't be impressed by Ethan's micropenis that most of us were unlucky to see.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'd say no. She's an expert on dicks and wouldn't be impressed by Ethan's micropenis that most of us were unlucky to see.

She's with Marshall though.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She's with Marshall though.

We can only speculate about Marshall. With Ralph we know for sure: his dick is laughably small.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So has Melinda been filing more frivolous motions or has Jersh banning her kill her spirit to become a vexatious litigant?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So has Melinda been filing more frivolous motions

Not as far as I have seen (and I have been following it closely)

or has Jersh banning her kill her spirit to become a vexatious litigant?

Might have been the judges warning that did that

 

[RodgerDodger]

Not as far as I have seen (and I have been following it closely)

Might have been the judges warning that did that

Or she's suing someone that we have not figured out who just yet.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Or she's suing someone that we have not figured out who just yet.

She's not in Federal Court. Someone else can check out the state courts