Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

cistendered said:
e-ic9irvgamv6ft-jpeg.2514460

This $15 uWu chibi kawaii anime schoolgirl costume is what Manstu wore when she went around Vegas with Ethan the first trip. I sincerely doubt she is dressing Ralph when she can barely dress herself. Likewise I think all Faith wears is overalls and velcro shoes, I doubt she has strong opinions regarding male fashion. I'm confident that Ralph's fashion sense is 100% a product of his booze soaked white nigger brain.
Click to expand...
I mean when she went out for her fancy belated birthday dinner with Ralph she wore the same cheap LBD from Forever 21 that she was pictured wearing with Digibro three years ago. Given her past she has probably has lots of creepy Party City quality anime costumes as seen above and very little in the way of actual appropriate adult clothing. So trad!

She’s spent her 20’s failing at riding digi’s coattails, not trying for a career or education, so her wardrobe is built around anime convention discount attire.

Makes one wonder what May has to wear to church on Sundays.
 
  • Like
  • Horrifying
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Papaya23, Fìddlesticks, Buck Breaker of BUcha and 4 others
Jaded Optimist said:
Another $100 steak at least, plus 2 $16 sides (meant to be shared).
View attachment 2787424
Click to expand...
$140 for a steak.

You know it looks fine and all, but for that price I would expect... Well fuck I wouldn't ever spend that much on a steak because I'm not a profligate retard who relies on the dopamine hits from spending money to get me through the day.

$60 for veal, fucking veal. Which is cheap as fuck, because you don't even have to rear the animal, you don't need to show it fucking sunlight. Just keep it in a shed and butcher it, and it's $60? Are they insane?
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Nonconsentual Pronouns, The Husbando Collector, Oliver Onions and 7 others
Mr E. Grifter said:
$140 for a steak.

You know it looks fine and all, but for that price I would expect... Well fuck I wouldn't ever spend that much on a steak because I'm not a profligate retard who relies on the dopamine hits from spending money to get me through the day.

$60 for veal, fucking veal. Which is cheap as fuck, because you don't even have to rear the animal, you don't need to show it fucking sunlight. Just keep it in a shed and butcher it, and it's $60? Are they insane?
Click to expand...
Ethan Ralph gets conned and he doesn't realize that.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: Nonconsentual Pronouns, not william stenchever, bread n circuses and 3 others
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Papaya23, Oliver Onions, Fìddlesticks and 8 others
REGENDarySumanai said:
Ethan Ralph gets conned and he doesn't realize that.
Click to expand...
Ralph is convinced he's a celebrity. Due to this, he can't see the grift. He's blinded by his own "brilliance", so when someone offers him a few free $5 cocktails, he's assumes it's because everyone is a fan of the Killstream.

Are they giving me free drinks because they want to get me drunk so I spend more money? No of course not. It's because i'm a celebrity. A total gangster.

Pretty sure gansters can afford shirts that fit.
 
  • Winner
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: The Husbando Collector, Fìddlesticks, AncientPhosphur and 1 other person
1639109005137.png


Ralph Distortion is a photographic technique in which gutter trash try to hide their hideous proportions by distorting the view of the camera. In the above example, the subject "Ethan Ralph" has positioned his disgusting little sausage fingers closer to the lens than the rest of his body, making it appear larger than even his head, throwing his overall size into question.

The technique's ultimate aim is to confuse the viewer's perception to the point they obtain a neutral or favourable opinion of the subject. Unfortunately for Ralph, his viewers have no doubts about how disgustingly obese he is, no doubt having seen numerous prior materials in which his 'gunt' (sic) is prominent, and his toothpick legs have been seen to nearly buckle under the immense strain of his body weight.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Nonconsentual Pronouns, Rezza, Papaya23 and 23 others
The Big Dream said:
In the above example, the subject "Ethan Ralph" has positioned his disgusting little sausage fingers closer to the lens than the rest of his body, making it appear larger than even his head, throwing his overall size into question.
Click to expand...
ethan ralph when hes forced to represent himself in court having spent hundreds of dollars for a literal single meal for just himself thats actually meant to feed a medium sized family

edit lol he even does the piggy little squeals,

A_Single_Egg said:
How did her hair get so fucking greasy in what.. A day or two since she got it cut? Clean your horse Ralph!
Click to expand...
it looks he used the grease from his hair on hers

Jaded Optimist said:
Another $100 steak at least, plus 2 $16 sides (meant to be shared).
Click to expand...
this reminds me of ralph thinking having the ability to sit on kids with his gunt in primary to steal all their lunch funds for his own consumption was some brag to prove he isnt a fat loser, you just know he ran up and stole some family's 100 dollar steak meal for 3 and gobbled up right after the selfie so they couldnt pin it on him, like a little piggy licking off plates left too close
 
cistendered said:
e-ic9irvgamv6ft-jpeg.2514460

Post
Click to expand...
It's actually astonishing how much weight Ralph has gained since this photo, he's visibly ballooned. Of course, his tendency to wear circus tents to obfuscate probably doesn't help.

Unironically, I think it would be really kino if Ethan 180'd and cozied up to body builder twitter, picked up a copy of Bronze Age Pervert's book and started lifting. Then maybe his unwarranted arrogance would be amusing.
 
  • Like
Reactions: veri, Fìddlesticks, REGENDarySumanai and 2 others
Mr E. Grifter said:
$140 for a steak.

You know it looks fine and all, but for that price I would expect... Well fuck I wouldn't ever spend that much on a steak because I'm not a profligate retard who relies on the dopamine hits from spending money to get me through the day.

$60 for veal, fucking veal. Which is cheap as fuck, because you don't even have to rear the animal, you don't need to show it fucking sunlight. Just keep it in a shed and butcher it, and it's $60? Are they insane?
Click to expand...
The Palm, for those unfamiliar, is one of the most high-end fine dining restaurant in the entire US. If you live in the DC Metropolitan Area you know that when Congressmen, Senators, and high-ranking federal officials want to eat privately with their families or friends (as opposed to party meetings or fundraisers, which they will hold at less expensive restaurants for optics purposes) they will routinely eat at The Palm in Washington DC. The average meal at The Palm, so I've been told, costs around $300 if you have a party of two.

Ethan Ralph unironically would have saved more money if he went to one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants at the Casinos on the strip. And fuck- if he really wanted to scratch eating at The Palm off his bucket list he could have just drove to DC and ate at the one there with the off-chance of seeing someone like Michael Flynn or Mitch McConnel a few tables over.
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Nonconsentual Pronouns, Rezza, The Husbando Collector and 9 others
♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
The Palm, for those unfamiliar, is one of the most high-end fine dining restaurant in the entire US. If you live in the DC Metropolitan Area you know that when Congressmen, Senators, and high-ranking federal officials want to eat privately with their families or friends (as opposed to party meetings or fundraisers, which they will hold at less expensive restaurants for optics purposes) they will routinely eat at The Palm in Washington DC. The average meal at The Palm, so I've been told, costs around $300 if you have a party of two.

Ethan Ralph unironically would have saved more money if he went to one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants at the Casinos on the strip. And fuck- if he really wanted to scratch eating at The Palm off his bucket list he could have just drove to DC and ate at the one there with the off-chance of seeing someone like Michael Flynn or Mitch McConnel a few tables over.
Click to expand...
Ralph went all the way to Vegas to spend $100 on a steak at a chain restaurant... :story:
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Wine em Dine em 69 em, Fìddlesticks, TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo and 5 others
♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
The Palm, for those unfamiliar, is one of the most high-end fine dining restaurant in the entire US. If you live in the DC Metropolitan Area you know that when Congressmen, Senators, and high-ranking federal officials want to eat privately with their families or friends (as opposed to party meetings or fundraisers, which they will hold at less expensive restaurants for optics purposes) they will routinely eat at The Palm in Washington DC. The average meal at The Palm, so I've been told, costs around $300 if you have a party of two.

Ethan Ralph unironically would have saved more money if he went to one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants at the Casinos on the strip. And fuck- if he really wanted to scratch eating at The Palm off his bucket list he could have just drove to DC and ate at the one there with the off-chance of seeing someone like Michael Flynn or Mitch McConnel a few tables over.
Click to expand...
He can’t go to the Palm in DC because he doesn’t have a suit and tie to meet the dress code. Ralph hit his maximum fancy and put on a XXXL wrinkled button up to go to the one in Vegas.

For all the Soprano worship Ralph partakes in he is the slob that Tony Soprano would spit on for wearing a ball cap and dressing like a wigger.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: The Husbando Collector, Oliver Onions, Wine em Dine em 69 em and 7 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back