Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

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Two selfshippers on tumblr are hosting a "double wedding" on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/barksonq I don't know how to save Twitch streams, or else I would. So far I think they've just been playing Kahoot and Cards Against Humanity. They are https://tsundere-selfship.tumblr.com/ (archive) and https://loss-for-words-selfship.tumblr.com/ (archive). I'll update this post with more on them soon.
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Update 1: Their carrrrrds are https://tsundere-selfship.carrd.co/ and https://loss-for-words-selfship.carrd.co/ They've been talking about rescheduling because like 2 people showed up and no one wants to play with them.

Update 2: Stream's already over, if I remember correctly they said the next one will be on the 23rd. I will continue monitoring the situation. In the meantime...
Tsundere-selfship's f/o list:
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loss-for-words-selfship f/o list:
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Genshin Impact? Check. Cookie Run? Check. Sentient airplanes? Oh yeah, it's autism time.
Another thing, loss-for-words-selfship has a toyhouse account as well https://toyhou.se/barksonq
Her main fursona
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her main non-fursona
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Sorry, don't wanna take away from the discussion going on right now. Just went onto DRL's profile and wanted to drop a recent post. I'll spoiler it so I'm not detracting too much from the discussion :oops:
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He's been posting on r/DPH a fair bit as of late but this one stood out to me because you can catch a razor in the background. Along with tablet pen and what's either more DPH or a different pill.
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I wanna be optimistic but, there's not really many reasons why someone would keep a single razor blade at their desk. And on a post with DPH, and so much of it too, I can't feign optimism.

And some Luthier girl stuff.
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My notifications stopped working and I thought this thread died or something, holy shit I couldn't have been more wrong. This stuck out to me the most, I know I'm late:
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I myself am a serious waifuist but even I tell you: the biggest problem with waifuism is their community.

between the mods that ban absolutely everyone for completely stupid or futile reasons, even simply by abuse of power, and the weird people who come to join the subreddit and who are extremely cringe, we can say that the community is beautiful.

The waifuism is full of nice people, but unfortunately we mostly see those who yell the most, ie weird people and those who create drama because "OMG HE HAD MAI WAIFU I HATE HIM!" or "HE NEED TO STOP HER, SHE’S MIIIIIIIIIIIINE !!!"
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If this person really is a serious r/waifuism waifuist, then hi! I know that pain. This take isn't unique, most waifuists start thinking this about r/waifuism, but still stay out of dedication to the waifu or for the "nice people" or whatever. In fact I see this most often from people who were around my time in the community, so maybe I knew this person.
Yes, the problem with waifuism is the community. But no, it's not specifically shit mods (from my understanding of them anyway they've been overly complacent rather than ban-happy, I can taste the salt from here) or outliers sperging on Reddit that don't represent the whole. The problem with the community is that it exists at all. Waifuism should be something that's kept to yourself, not shared, because the moment you find other people like that, internet communities do what they do best and turn it into a mental illness echo chamber and all of a sudden you can't tell when you've gone off the deep end anymore. I personally found that while I wasn't harming anyone, I was harming myself in waifuism, and that damage is still there because I couldn't see it happening at the time and I surrounded myself with people who encouraged destructive behaviour. Call me stupid but they tricked me into thinking I needed a waifu. I didn't. Nobody does.
I'm still exceedingly exceptional but at least I'm not deluding myself with a waifu and primarily associating myself with people who will tell me that nothing is wrong with that. Stop trying to shift the blame because waifuism sure as shit isn't beautiful.
 
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Hi farmers, I'm back! I'll answer what you asked me.

Why do I like King Sombra? In short, he's hot. I find him attractive. I find dominant, powerful guys appealing.

Yes, I do like anthropomorphic dudes. Always have, since I was very young.

And yeah, I know I'm quite cringey! Didn't end up on this thread for nothing!

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>It's me, Sombra girl!

Bitch I will cut you:jaceknife:
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Bro, it's a DIFFERENT Sombra that I'm attracted to. Not the Overwatch character. They are only the same in name.

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My guess is they were expecting more attention/more fanfare/asskissing. "WOW a *real* waifuist in our thread!?"

The fact of the matter is we don't care, we just want to watch their crazy asses in their natural habitat from afar.
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No, I don't want attention and I don't give a shit what you think of me. I'm here because I actually fell in love with Kiwi Farms after discovering that I had been posted here. I can't speak for other people, though, but I didn't show up to be a defender.

I'm just here because I love the Farms and everything it stands for. It's more fun here anyway!

IOnceWasAWaifuFag said:
My notifications stopped working and I thought this thread died or something, holy shit I couldn't have been more wrong. This stuck out to me the most, I know I'm late:

If this person really is a serious r/waifuism waifuist, then hi! I know that pain. This take isn't unique, most waifuists start thinking this about r/waifuism, but still stay out of dedication to the waifu or for the "nice people" or whatever. In fact I see this most often from people who were around my time in the community, so maybe I knew this person.
Yes, the problem with waifuism is the community. But no, it's not specifically shit mods (from my understanding of them anyway they've been overly complacent rather than ban-happy, I can taste the salt from here) or outliers sperging on Reddit that don't represent the whole. The problem with the community is that it exists at all. Waifuism should be something that's kept to yourself, not shared, because the moment you find other people like that, internet communities do what they do best and turn it into a mental illness echo chamber and all of a sudden you can't tell when you've gone off the deep end anymore. I personally found that while I wasn't harming anyone, I was harming myself in waifuism, and that damage is still there because I couldn't see it happening at the time and I surrounded myself with people who encouraged destructive behaviour. Call me stupid but they tricked me into thinking I needed a waifu. I didn't. Nobody does.
I'm still exceedingly exceptional but at least I'm not deluding myself with a waifu and primarily associating myself with people who will tell me that nothing is wrong with that. Stop trying to shift the blame because waifuism sure as shit isn't beautiful.
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I do think the mods are shitty. They removed some of my autistic MS Paint masterpieces just because they didn't allow "kidfus." And a fun fact is that I really don't identify with the waifuism community. Yeah, I hang out on the subreddit and feel like I belong to it, but I don't really fit with waifuism as a whole. I just have a really big crush on a fictional horse.
 
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Always love reading the posts here, some of the lolcows discussed here really crack me up. I'm a serious autistic as fuck waifuist myself but even I draw the line at people like Clair.
IOnceWasAWaifuFag said:
My notifications stopped working and I thought this thread died or something, holy shit I couldn't have been more wrong. This stuck out to me the most, I know I'm late:

If this person really is a serious r/waifuism waifuist, then hi! I know that pain. This take isn't unique, most waifuists start thinking this about r/waifuism, but still stay out of dedication to the waifu or for the "nice people" or whatever. In fact I see this most often from people who were around my time in the community, so maybe I knew this person.
Yes, the problem with waifuism is the community. But no, it's not specifically shit mods (from my understanding of them anyway they've been overly complacent rather than ban-happy, I can taste the salt from here) or outliers sperging on Reddit that don't represent the whole. The problem with the community is that it exists at all. Waifuism should be something that's kept to yourself, not shared, because the moment you find other people like that, internet communities do what they do best and turn it into a mental illness echo chamber and all of a sudden you can't tell when you've gone off the deep end anymore. I personally found that while I wasn't harming anyone, I was harming myself in waifuism, and that damage is still there because I couldn't see it happening at the time and I surrounded myself with people who encouraged destructive behaviour. Call me stupid but they tricked me into thinking I needed a waifu. I didn't. Nobody does.
I'm still exceedingly exceptional but at least I'm not deluding myself with a waifu and primarily associating myself with people who will tell me that nothing is wrong with that. Stop trying to shift the blame because waifuism sure as shit isn't beautiful.
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And I fully agree with this, waifuism can be really bad and it isn't just the community that is the problem. Well /r/waifuism is pretty much a cesspool of ironic teenagers anyway. But I would not recommend having a waifu unironically to anyone at all and fully agree that most people would be way better off finding an actual 3D partner. Only a rare few can really find actual happiness living like this, and definitely not the majority of teenagers that dwell on /r/waifuism. I'm glad I'm not part of that community.
 
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King Sombra said:
Hi farmers, I'm back! I'll answer what you asked me.

Why do I like King Sombra? In short, he's hot. I find him attractive. I find dominant, powerful guys appealing.

Yes, I do like anthropomorphic dudes. Always have, since I was very young.

And yeah, I know I'm quite cringey! Didn't end up on this thread for nothing!
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King Sombra said:
Bro, it's a DIFFERENT Sombra that I'm attracted to. Not the Overwatch character. They are only the same in name.
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King Sombra said:
No, I don't want attention and I don't give a shit what you think of me. I'm here because I actually fell in love with Kiwi Farms after discovering that I had been posted here. I can't speak for other people, though, but I didn't show up to be a defender.

I'm just here because I love the Farms and everything it stands for. It's more fun here anyway!
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King Sombra said:
I do think the mods are shitty. They removed some of my autistic MS Paint masterpieces just because they didn't allow "kidfus." And a fun fact is that I really don't identify with the waifuism community. Yeah, I hang out on the subreddit and feel like I belong to it, but I don't really fit with waifuism as a whole. I just have a really big crush on a fictional horse.
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNIES
BAN THIS DOUBLEPOSTING FAGGOT
 
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King Sombra said:
No, I don't want attention and I don't give a shit what you think of me. I'm here because I actually fell in love with Kiwi Farms after discovering that I had been posted here. I can't speak for other people, though, but I didn't show up to be a defender.

I'm just here because I love the Farms and everything it stands for. It's more fun here anyway!
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Please just go away
 
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New wedding date confirmed to be December 23rd at 6:00 PM EST.
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King Sombra said:
I know, so why you wanna cut poor little ol' me up so bad? Could it be that you're just jealous of my megalomaniacal horse monarch?

I'm being sarcastic.

You guys are so much fun, and I'm gonna saturate this thread with my extraordinary autism no matter what you think.
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Dawg, you can't saturate ANY threads with autism if you get banned (and it's likely to happen if you keep quadrupleposting).
 
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