Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I had to give Kevin's babbling about BDSM ropes a second pass because I was almost impressed he was willing to learn the techniques needed to tie them.

Upon review, I realized my mistake in assuming Kevin would have the drive to learn or improve at anything, because no, he was actually just talking about laying around passively while somebody else does all the work as always.

While we're on the topic of discussing the tranch with others, I have a few people who follow the thread, and I'm directing this message at them because I know they're reading this, too.
 
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Upon review, I realized my mistake in assuming Kevin would have the drive to learn or improve at anything, because no, he was actually just talking about laying around passively while somebody else does all the work as always.
Kevvie would need a trigger warning for discussion of "ropework," and it's not because of the rope part.

This guy was too lazy to walk down the hallway and apply for a blowjob.

The reason Kevvie isn't streaming his fat nudes is because he believes sexwork is real work.

Don't call me hobophobic; Kevvie is nothing but a bum.
 
You’re brave as hell, I could never discuss anything KF related. With all of the degenerate, depraved debauchery involved, my irls wouldn’t be able to look at me the same way.
If you wouldn't talk about it to your parents in a true crime-topic convo, you don't talk about those Cows irl that most normies miss unless they make the news.
The people around me work in customer service fields or grew up with destructive furries. As long as I emphasize the degenerate behavior, interpersonal drama, inability to make money, and animal abuse, as well as keep the misgendering to a minimum around a few of them, they understand. I'm lucky. It tends to be my internet friends who have a complete aversion to this stuff.
The last person I talked about KF with trooned out, so not doing that ever again. (:_(
This is like showing someone a graphic of how smoking affects your overall health and then said person goes and lights 300 of those little bastards up at once. Still sorry for your loss.
I'm so glad I'm not in a state of mind that would allow me to comprehend any of this. The horror would be amplified ten-fold if I understood any of this shit.
The thread is starting to read like a Lovecraftian story.
I cant believe I'm so angry that a pervert hasnt been tied up.
i just do not understand.
It's because he talked such big game that you gave him credit that he would try. Then he didn't and he's the most mild motherfucker you've met. Like the kid who bragged about how good he was at video games but couldn't pass the first temple of a Zelda game or the guy who is TOTALLY into drugs but never did anything harder than weed.
 
Isn't a big theme in Lovecraft's writings is forbidden knowledge humans weren't meant to know driving people insane? I'm definitely going crazy from knowing all this info about Kev and his amhole. At least Lovecraft never hoarded pets. Just named them after racial slurs.
Imagine him losing the cat and having to wander around calling out its name. Must've been fun to be his neighbor.
 
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Kevin really is all in on this sudden personality change towards being a furry, huh? (tweet) (archive)
Can't wait to see what a Tenanacious Unicorn Ranch pup mask looks like.
The horrors of following Wedge:
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There's something genuinely sociopathic to me about people who force fetishes upon others. Truth be told, while I find Kevin to be an utter mess of a person, I find Penny to be the more disturbing person amongst the Tranch. Penny "force"-femmed Kevin as a means of "helping" Kevin, when in reality, Penny likely only needs Kevin for his inheritance which, without a doubt he told Penny off the bat. And upon completion of this, Penny, who is asexual, has essentially taken a shit and left the shit to rot inside the makeshift ecoshack he built. Except it hasn't. Instead it grabbed the nearest phone and decided to spend all day finding someone else to talk to that didn't constantly have a 1000 yard stare and probably wants to kill itself on a daily basis. Penny could force Kevin to work, and make him at least say "look at me, I'm trying to be self-sustaining compared to all the computer dwelling basement fucks who do nothing but bitch on the computer", but he doesn't give a shit by the end of the day about weather Kevin lives for another ten years or dies because of complications from his amhole or their shitty diet.
 
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Imagine him losing the cat and having to wander around calling out its name. Must've been fun to be his neighbor.
He was a reclusive shut-in living in the 1920's, I'm sure the occasional bout of him walking down the street shouting "NIGGER MAN!" at the top of his lungs was overlooked.
I love how Kevin says he got surgery to "fix" his genitals. My nigga you utterly destroyed them 😭 and if he "fixed" them why does he need a revision? Curious...
"Fixed" in the way you "fix" your dog or cat.
 
Truth be told, while I find Kevin to be an utter mess of a person, I find Penny to be the more disturbing person amongst the Tranch. Penny "force"-femmed Kevin as a means of "helping" Kevin, when in reality, Penny likely only needs Kevin for his inheritance which, without a doubt he told Penny off the bat.
I'd have to go back and check the dates, but I think Penny was with Kevin before the inheritance thing happened. Kev's first mentions on his Twitter begin in August 2019 in a thread of tweets (where he says it would be enough to get a breast augmentation), then he talks about the "paperwork being finished" to start getting the money in March 2020. He was with Penny as far back as 2016 or 2017 I believe?

Regardless, you are probably right that at this point now, much of Penny's motivation to keep Kevin around is the bit of money he pulls in, and possibly just plain old laziness/not wanting blowback from the community. Unless he was lying about the amount, that inheritance is only going to last for so long anyways. Kevin's grifting has seemed to be upping in intensity lately...maybe the payments are going to run dry soon?
 
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