Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The entire thread of replies is pretty funny. If we truly are just losers on the internet to them. Then why get so upset about the things we say? Obviously if our criticisms of their behavior are completely baseless, then it really shouldn't matter. Why be so worked up over a dumb gossip forum where we talk about how Kevin's "medical bills" are actually for Transformers?

It's because they despise the fact that they can't do anything to stop discourse over their poor decisions and degenerate habits. Though this goes a bit deeper, as any public discussion of one's sins is bound to make the sinner being discussed upset. They essentially want to do whatever makes them happy, with no input from anyone else.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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I feel like your Santa Claus is looking right at me as he whispers your posts through my window. And I like it.

Anyway, I think Kevin is talking about the dog and/or animal fucking people have been saying lately. I sure he's going to crawl up onto a cross about it, too. He won't come out and say it, he'll just vaguepost about it.

No one thinks you are seriously a dog fucker, Kevin. You are too lazy to be that degenerate. You talk all that shit online about getting you bussy blown out, yet when you had the chance at that furry con, you chickened out. You are all talk and no sex. You had sex, what 2–3 times in the past 2 years?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kevin is the progenitor of the amhole.

Pretty sure he posted a tweet one time that just said "am hole" & that's how it became a meme on the Farms, not the other way around.

no shit Kevin posted it first.

What i ment was we're the ones who made it an internal meme, his followers just filterout his dumb thirst posts like you would tune out a crying baby. If it wasn't for the farms the amhole would be a one off tweet and not something he would ever bring up again.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Lol, he thinks we're writing fanfic about him.

But really, if anyone has a good "The Return of the Thing" aka "Bonnie and Kindness trying and failing to return to the shire" scene, inbox me.

Bonus points if Kevin sits on the couch the whole time hugging a giant stuffie like a toddler watching his parents fight.

He was basically #3 on the tranch, no? That's their order on the tranch page:

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I wonder if he was consulted and what his general line of thinking was. Like Penny is nominally the mxtress but I could see him being the kind of dude who is like "Leave me out of your interpersonal drama." Like he was in a trio with Wedge and Bryan Loeper and he's so passive and socially awkward that I don't know if he actually had any emotions about their breakup other than perhaps a sense that the likelihood of Bryan Loeper moving onto the tranch was potentially affected by this development.

The tranchers are leaving some serious cash money on the table by not having a 24/7 livestream.

Fanfic: Me expecting them to DO BETTER!

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Am dog

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Ahahaha this is what these people sit around worrying about. "Wait... am I... am I actually a dog?" Like he had an existential crisis about it. "It's finally sinking in" hahahaha. This is what happens when you have no responsibilities or real problems*, no hobbies or interests outside of cooming, you don't read books, your mental landscape is porn and Twitter... it becomes possible to have thoughts like this. When all your friends are pretending to be little girls or lesbian communist witches or multiple personality fictivekin or diapered wolfboy slaves or inflatable plastic dolphin bimbos, when that's reality to you, when you've passed the Ultimate Gate into realms of madness where Azathoth writhes blindly to the horrible atonal piping of the demonic host, then and only then can you post this tweet.

This thread really is a window into a special kind of postmodern hell created by the internet, where the society of spectacle and delusion reaches its final form, and its hypnotized thralls spend all day posting their L's for the relatively less deluded to laugh at. But there is fear in the laughter. There is fear.

*well apart from the catastrophic problems that would destroy Kevin if he faced them honestly, such as the amhole, the future of the tranch, the future in general

 

[Pizdec]

"You guys have identity issues." ~Man with fursona and trans identity

Well, the reason we have to do this is because you fucktards would start screaming if we tried to engage in rational conversation. You'd also:
- Get us banned on Social Media.
- Call our employers non stop until were fired.
- Get Visa to ban us from their system.
- Dig into our past to find something to get us canceled.
- Completely ignore any genuine criticism we'd have and label it as transphobic.
I could go on but food's waiting for me and I don't feel like staring at a monitor anymore.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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I've tried to put off talking about it because I don't think it's very interesting, but Kevin keeps bringing it up constantly so I feel like I'm sort of obligated to respond. When he uses this tactic it sort of reminds me of the guys operating those dunk tanks at the carnival where they try to goad people into playing their game.

Whenever Kevin says, "people hate it when you give me money and it makes them mad". The truth is, I don't really care what other people do with their own money. While I personally think that donating to Kevin is a waste of money. If fools and their money want to be parted, that not really something that affects me whatsoever.

I have to say that if there's anyone who honestly believes that donating to Kevin is some sort of own to us on the Farms. Wow, you sure showed us by giving him your own personal money to waste on more toys. How will we ever recover. Following that same logic, we could make the assumption that Kevin must hate it when people donate to the Kiwifarms or write in his thread.

I for one LOVE it when people give kevin money, it means less money in the grifting pool to go to actually useful stuff for other lolcows and more plastic crap clogging up the tranch
I can't wait till penny has to force him at gunpoint to choose which toys he can keep because there's no room for anything else

 

[Oxous]

Kevin really is all in on this sudden personality change towards being a furry, huh? (tweet) (archive)

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And finally, to top things off: (archive of the tweet itself)

100% halal.

 

[glib]

No, people would just become radicalized because they would feel like they're under threat. Only people who already are afraid to state their opinion would continue to not state their opinion.

cutting your dick off is a bad decision regardless of anonymity.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

>I don't pass as a cis woman & I never will. I'm a clockable tr*nny every time I leave the house.
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The impossible has happened. Finally, after 232,000 tweets, I agree with Mister Kevin.

The rape of the English language might be the most damaging thing troons have accomplished. The double think is blatant and confusing. Pure lunacy.

 

[Actinidia]

Kevin thinks we post anonymously because we're ashamed of ourselves? Dude, fuck no. I think it's a safe bet that the average Farmer makes 10x as much money as the average tranny and spends 1/10th as much on toys (and what we buy is mostly presents for actual children because we have friends and family and children we didn't abandon for a fetish).

Kevin's not poor because he's OPPRESSED, he's poor because he's a fat lazy sack of shit that spends every penny that hits his hot little hands days or weeks before he actually has it. If anything, we have a better claim to being OPPRESSED, as the people ACTUALLY being silenced by The Man. The day Dear Feeder can have a normie payment processor, I'll happily call Kevin up and give him my full name and address before calling him an ugly abomination and telling him to join the 41%. I doubt I'm alone.

But until then I'll enjoy living somewhere with living plants and reliable utilities while Kev seethes and copes (but never dilates).

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin really is all in on this sudden personality change towards being a furry

He's traded "plural" for "furry", not like he ever remembered that he was "Plural" in the first place (watch now that he has been called out he will start identifying as a "plural werewolf")

 

[Tomboy Enjoyer]

Horrific content
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I bore witness to the full frontal amhole, the eponymous wedge and the aforementioned's rectal adventures, all while eating lunch and earning little more than a "heh," but this single picture is islamic enough to make me come out of lurkdom. Rarely does one see something so repulsive on both a physical and mental level.

Godspeed, Kev.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Worrying you're too much like a girl = you are a boy
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Is that what he's saying in the first tweet?

This is all super gross, and I feel like throwing up.

Do your balls stick to your leg and get itchy in hot weather? trans
Do you hate waking up at 6:30 on a monday to go to work? yep, trans
Do you like any music with an opposite gender vocalist? lets hurry up and get you some estrogen and a miniskirt before you kill yourself hon! Oh and don't forget to donate $transalamander

It's even sillier than that; that's a female troon, so she wants her breasts removed.

The SRS thread is full of fat FtMs who've gotten their chest completely flattened. It looks weird and unnatural, but they don't want even a normal moob-amount of breast to remain, and the surgeons just shrug and do it.

So this is the usual anesthesia risks, but also an aesthetic concern, given how weight gain/loss will affect the specific area that's going to be reshaped.

I can't wait for the Ellen Page trooning out and surgery to spark a wave of fat FTMs getting their tits lopped off and then complaining they still look fat and shapeless and not like 'elliot'

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Wouldn't the heterosexual explanation be the male gaze? Do transbians fetishize different parts of the female body than straight men?

If this shot treats the woman in it as a sexual object, which Kevin states it does, then wouldn't that just be the male gaze? All you've done is replace "male" with "transbian" and declared something feminists find problematic as wonderful.

Congrats, I guess.

 

[Hitman One]

He's traded "plural" for "furry", not like he ever remembered that he was "Plural" in the first place (watch now that he has been called out he will start identifying as a "plural werewolf")

He's probably noticed how much of a clusterfuck Kindless is and wants to distance himself as much as possible from that pending train wreck.

 

[The Final Troondown]

nonsensical cosign from our residing representative for black/indigenous people of color! Why did he rt? Did he relate?

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Anyways this tweet is very true and I as an honest and true BIPOC was blamed for the actions of this guy and cried bitter tears once:

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He's thirsting over attention from that Tonya Song because he's a minor celebrity in the furry scene, did a concert at one of the furcons they attended

feed is almost entirely feathernigger stolen land bitching with his brown mouse avatar. Finding actual pictures of him on his twitter isn't easy so I had to grab a screengrab from his 'performance' at the con and gee I wonder why he never posts any selfies?

might it be because Casper here is fucking GLOWING under those stage lights? He's literally the incarnation of that meme about white americans claiming 1/128th indian heritage

ooh and I wonder where he got his name from?

...just a coincidence I'm sure

 

[Old Fart]

So, there are such people who sever all ties with their family, change their name into something fanciful on their credit card and all the way to their birth certificate(!), in addition assign themselves numerous other fantasy names and callsigns on social media, dress up in puppet costumes at meetings, and claim to have a multitude of independent entities living in their head simultaneously...

...and said people accuse us of trying to hide our identity? I rest my case, Your Honour.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Not caught up but I now suspect the "fanfiction" is more likely linked to the recent focus on Kevin ebegging for "bills" then buying new toys. Think that's the most feasible explanation.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Something about Kevin tweeting about dogs makes me seriously question how much more of this I can take.

He's tweeted about giving "birth" to puppies before. Puppies and eggs. Puppies in eggs?
Anyway.
Kevin Gibes, confirmed Dog Rapist