"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

I don’t even think he’s gay. The impression I get is that he’s mentally stuck somewhere around age 12-14 and he’s just not mature enough to have any real sexuality. Certainly he finds sex very unpleasant. When he engages in sexual behaviour, it’s either performative (all his “kink” stuff) or indicative of being stuck in an early stage of development (his weird exhibitionism). He’s been in relationships, but I think those were either for convenience or because he was being taken advantage of by someone with more willpower.

I mean, if we are being honest, Phil is probably too developmentally arrested (mentally a child) to really have a defined sexuality. He use to like to talk about sexual topics, claiming to be a sex worker and into BDSM, because in his mind that's what adults do and he wanted to be taken seriously as a grown-up. It's a similar story with CWC. But Phil has always had a child's understanding of sex and anytime he was in sexual situations in real life he always freaked out. There's the story of him running away when he touched Dusty's dick, and there was the time he cried while having sex with a woman. In as much as Phil can have a sexuality, bisexual would likely be most accurate since he's expressed attraction to both sexes. But where the rubber meets the road, Phil is mostly asexual since he has very negative reactions to IRL sexual moments. I just like calling Phil a homo because he's a massive, fruity faggot.

 

[Solid Snek]

I mean, if we are being honest, Phil is probably too developmentally arrested (mentally a child) to really have a defined sexuality. He use to like to talk about sexual topics, claiming to be a sex worker and into BDSM, because in his mind that's what adults do and he wanted to be taken seriously as a grown-up. It's a similar story with CWC. But Phil has always had a child's understanding of sex and anytime he was in sexual situations in real life he always freaked out. There's the story of him running away when he touched Dusty's dick, and there was the time he cried while having sex with a woman. In as much as Phil can have a sexuality, bisexual would likely be most accurate since he's expressed attraction to both sexes. But where the rubber meets the road, Phil is mostly asexual since he has very negative reactions to IRL sexual moments. I just like calling Phil a homo because he's a massive, fruity faggot.

How about this?

Phil is a technical bisexual, functional asexual, and cultural faggot.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

There's the story of him running away when he touched Dusty's dick

No no you're mistaken. He shit his pants out of excitement (or anxiety? I forget) when he touched his dick.

and there was the time he cried while having sex with a woman.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm fairly sure he never had sex with an actual woman. I know he tried to have a career as a sex worker but it never went anywhere and he had no customers (or was it literally just one person who didn't know better? It's all so long ago). I remember he wants to have figs shoved up his unwashed biohazard of an ass but that's it.

 

[Solid Rasky]

this is what phil does all day. design his shitty little tattoos. if we show the gov what phil does with his tardbux do you reckon they’ll take ‘em away?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm fairly sure he never had sex with an actual woman.

There was a woman who had sex with him because she wanted to have an autistic baby. Apparently he cried during sex, so I guess in a sense she did have an autistic baby.

Also he was engaged to a trans man, although the “sex” basically consisted of sticking things up his ass.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, if we are being honest, Phil is probably too developmentally arrested (mentally a child) to really have a defined sexuality. He use to like to talk about sexual topics, claiming to be a sex worker and into BDSM, because in his mind that's what adults do and he wanted to be taken seriously as a grown-up. It's a similar story with CWC. But Phil has always had a child's understanding of sex and anytime he was in sexual situations in real life he always freaked out. There's the story of him running away when he touched Dusty's dick, and there was the time he cried while having sex with a woman. In as much as Phil can have a sexuality, bisexual would likely be most accurate since he's expressed attraction to both sexes. But where the rubber meets the road, Phil is mostly asexual since he has very negative reactions to IRL sexual moments. I just like calling Phil a homo because he's a massive, fruity faggot.

Chris has actually had sex, though, unlike Phil, without crying. Even if that was first with a hooker and then raping his mom.

Yet again, even at his worst, Chris is vastly more successful than Phil.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

ADF really is just store brand CWC. If Phil was a movie, he would be on of those cheapo animated movie with a budget of $5 made to resemble an actual movie so it fools parents into buying it for their kids.

 

[Solid Rasky]

Looks like Phil has acknowledged me and the other “spies” existence, This will be interesting.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Looks like Phil has acknowledged me and the other “spies” existence, This will be interesting.

Well, pour one out for @Solid Rasky boys. Once the Antifa Super Soldier sets his sets on his next victim, there's nothing that can be done to stop him.I heard Phil uses their bones to make the flour for his artisanal pizza and their blood as ink for his gay tattoos.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

There was a woman who had sex with him because she wanted to have an autistic baby

Holy shit what? Why? Please tell me you remember the reason because god damn.

 

[JY's Tampon]

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Phil is going to find you on Instagram! LOOOOK OUT!

BTW Phil still lives at:
7204 NE GLISAN ST APT C
PORTLAND, OR

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Aurelian would kick your flabby plebian commie parasite ass for invoking the glorious sun.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

Also he was engaged to a trans man, although the “sex” basically consisted of stocking things up his ass.

No, that part never happened.

Remember, Jon made a big deal on twitter that Phil wouldn't have sex with him, followed by Phil becoming known by Jon as his "platonic partner" until Jon took his grift elsewhere.

Holy shit what? Why? Please tell me you remember the reason because god damn.

Why does anything in Phil's life happen?

Welfare money.

ADF really is just store brand CWC. If Phil was a movie, he would be on of those cheapo animated movie with a budget of $5 made to resemble an actual movie so it fools parents into buying it for their kids.

Dingo Pictures.

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Damn. He's so disgusting even his screenshots have dirt on them. (Top left corner is smudged)

 

[Surfin Terf]

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Damn it. I was literally just thinking that this would be the last time I bother checking the ADF thread since he never does anything and then he pulls this shit.

 

[Ophelia]

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this is what phil does all day. design his shitty little tattoos. if we show the gov what phil does with his tardbux do you reckon they’ll take ‘em away?

My brain read that as the gov taking the tattoos away

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Who's bringing the snacks to the next spy meeting? The spread last month was pathetic.

 

[Baobinga]

I think the funniest part of his obsession with tattoos is that because hes such a lazy sack of shit, all of his tattoo's equate to emoji's; he has zero art tattooed on him anywhere, just a collection of clip art symbols because thats what he can afford.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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I like how he didn’t censor “tardbux.” Like, “How dare they call me ‘he?’ And how dare they call me a ret- actually, that’s fair enough.”

Holy shit what? Why? Please tell me you remember the reason because god damn.

I think she believed it would result in a genius child.

No, that part never happened.

Remember, Jon made a big deal on twitter that Phil wouldn't have sex with him, followed by Phil becoming known by Jon as his "platonic partner" until Jon took his grift elsewhere.

Jon isn’t a woman. I’m talking about Tweaker.

 

[The Dude]

How many times has Phil threatened to find one of us because the Kiwi made a comment that exceeded Phil's "hurtful truth" level? And every time Phil has instead stayed safely in his Ain't-ifa Barracks, bouncing and squeaking to cope with his impotent rage.

I can't wait to laugh at Phil's next round of re-tard doodles getting permanently inked into his pig flesh. He always comes up with the most confusingly ridiculous shit to have branded into his skin for all time. When Phil inevitably dies an early, lonely death and the authorities haul off his corpse, they will look at him and assume that some twisted SpEd teacher took his body to class for her mongo students to use as some rainy day fun-time arts and crafts project before dumping the body. Then they'll realize they're really just the most ugly tattoos in human history and that Phil purposely had them done, coming to the conclusion that it was Phil who was the SpEd using his own body for his tards and crafts project. That mental image really makes me giggle.

Edit: No one here is intimidated by the hollow threats of some fat, buffoonish, clown shoes, bumblefuck mongo with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome who spends all his time in his apartment playing make-believe that he's really Antifa or a Communist militant.

 

[Solid Snek]

Aurelian would kick your flabby plebian commie parasite ass for invoking the glorious sun.

Yeah, that one had me scratching my head. I had no idea why Phil, the good commie Satanist, would want to invoke a monotheistic solar deity worshipped by the OG fascists of Rome, but I assume it's Phil confusing Sol Invictus with a holiday - possibly either Dies Natalis Solis Invicti or, more sensibly, Saturnalia.

My brain read that as the gov taking the tattoos away

something something that scene in Sons of Anarchy where they chain the ex-gang member up in the garage and burn all his tattoos off.

The Federal Government paid for those tattoos, Phil, the Federal Government can take them back.