DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

so won't play fightcade cause people cheat with cheater controllers that can map macros, cries cause he can't map 3 Punches/Kicks to one button.

sure, why not.

 

[DZoomer]

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I never believe anyone who speaks positively of Phil. The only way someone can genuinely say that they think Phil puts out quality content is if they are legitimately mentally retarded.

So whenever I see comments like this, I immediately assume that they're trolls/ironic fans.

The fact that Phil takes that comment at face value and responds to it just shows how delusional this pig is. He actually thinks that there are people out there who will call him "sir" and gas him up without being ironic.

 

[50 bit bitch]

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A replied comment on his Street Fighter stream from last night.

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In my experience, calling somebody sir on the Internet is usually a sign of autism or being Indian

 

[Iron Hamster]

I never believe anyone who speaks positively of Phil. The only way someone can genuinely say that they think Phil puts out quality content is if they are legitimately mentally retarded.

So whenever I see comments like this, I immediately assume that they're trolls/ironic fans.

The fact that Phil takes that comment at face value and responds to it just shows how delusional this pig is. He actually thinks that there are people out there who will call him "sir" and gas him up without being ironic.

Yeah. The mocking 'sir' is a dead giveaway.

 

[UaineRunei]

Some super-long-time-new-fan bought Phil a $200 xBox joystick, just saying in the message "Merry Christmas".

And surprisingly, this fan wants to remain anonymous.

Sure.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Some "fan" that's been around for awhile popped up in his email and said Merry Christmas, and is shipping a fightstick.

First of all, I thought he doesn't accept this kinda shit without any disclosure.

Second, he just happen to get SF on Xboner and needs a stick apparently for it. Wow what a surprise

Third, the body language with his ear digging and neck scratching kinda tells me all.

With how much shilling he has been doing with HORI recently, starting with the gay switch controller with a gap to the Neckphones and his HORI fightstick he uses for no reason during a stream, I would not be surprised if he's hiding the fact he's getting free shit from HORI still. Also he brings up that this was behind-the-scenes so this person doesn't get harassed so he won't disclose who.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i hate phil

 

[Wasabi Panda]

These pre-streams, sorry podcasts are like works of Scorch or Tommy wiseau or Deric Savage or Neil Brein but you take out anything that makes those people endearing or fascinating then pump up the aspergers, narrsism and delusions to astronomical levels.

they're literally unwatchable but it's so obvious in his head he's Joe Rogan, ACG or even Stern.

EDIT - oh how can I forget, add the complete ball swallowing levels of dick sucking of Microsoft

 

[Dona Morte]

Gaming news podcast.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil talking about unions.

Spoiler: he has splinters in his ass from sitting on the fence. That, and the fact that he says absolutely nothing. But hey, talking in circles means you said something, right?

Of course, at the end of it all, it’s a big “I don’t know” when it comes to the idea of unions, or joining them. And yes, his experience at Best Buy is brought up.

 

[tzgnilki]

I heard something he is doing another retrospective? Maybe he should rewatch the scene where he says phil is a nigger and explain how he didnt say it.

the current membership goal is for a retrospective, so it'll happen in January

 

[capefear56]

Someone should investigate the Best Buy story and try to find out what actually happened.

 

[Elescondido]

Phil talking about unions.

Spoiler: he has splinters in his ass from sitting on the fence. That, and the fact that he says absolutely nothing. But hey, talking in circles means you said something, right?

Of course, at the end of it all, it’s a big “I don’t know” when it comes to the idea of unions, or joining them. And yes, his experience at Best Buy is brought up.

His fencesitting is hilarious considering his rant the other day about how companies should not be allowed to fire him

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone should investigate the Best Buy story and try to find out what actually happened.

Spoiler: it wasn’t his fault.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"When you are a bad person, you get treated as such and there's consequences"
-PP Burnell, 11th of December, 2021

 

[Nixxit]

~195,000 subscribers.
~300 viewers per stream.
~20 people in chat.
~10 comments on videos with 1000+ views.

Bugged engagement metrics, dood!

Edit: Has anyone actually looked at Phil's sub numbers on Social Blade?

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Compare this to a few other channels:

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It doesn't really matter who or what the other channels are (nor how much bigger or smaller than DSP they are). What matters is the very clear difference between natural growth and decline versus very obvious sub botting. Phil has spikes of +1000 subscribers every 1-2 months with nothing else inbetween.

And Social Blade does count growth that is less than 1000, and also does not only use increments of 1000. For example, it will show a growth of 100:
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And will also show 1,300:
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So why is it that Phil either shows 0, +1000 or -1000?
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I wonder if anything in the bank leaks shows data that would correspond with this. Or perhaps it's a bi-monthly gift from a particularly well-known retard in the DSPverse.

Jim Sterling has a similar thing of only increments (Well, decrements, in his case) of 1000 being shown, I don't know why that other channel you showed is different (If I had to guess I would say that's because their total number is lower so Youtube doesn't round up or down as hard, else the rounding alone would make the number near worthless), but it does seem to be the case that for some channels, that's just how it works, so I don't think that's an indication of botting.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

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A replied comment on his Street Fighter stream from last night.

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Would replies to an approved comment would also need to be approved by The Guy™?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Some super-long-time-new-fan bought Phil a $200 xBox joystick, just saying in the message "Merry Christmas".

And surprisingly, this fan wants to remain anonymous.

Sure.

GEE THANKS @JimJimJim

 

[Surly Muppet]

Gaming news podcast.

Ok, I have to ask. This is maybe the 3rd time I've seen Phil make this retarded pantomime where he waves his fingers twice to either side, making that clown noise, and then a third time facing the camera.
I've seen all these gestures independently when (literal) children are mocking someone, but I can't remember seeing this weird trifecta combo anywhere before.

Is this a reference to something? Probably some 80's movie?
Or is this a Phil Clowning Muppet original?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Someone should investigate the Best Buy story and try to find out what actually happened.

Someone posted the court records a long time ago.

He bought a couple of Playstations using his employee discount. He used them in a tournament he hosted that made him money. It is against company policy to use your employee discount for monetary gain. They fired him.

Phil tried to get unemployment and they told him no, so he took it before a judge. Phil claimed that he had no idea that it was against company policy to use his employee discount to make money. The judge granted him unemployment benefits because his discount only saved him less than ten bucks and Phil is a moron.