DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Ok, I have to ask. This is maybe the 3rd time I've seen Phil make this retarded pantomime where he waves his fingers twice to wither side, making that clown noise, and then a third time facing the camera.
I've seen all these gestures independently when (literal) children are mocking someone, but I can't remember seeing this weird trifecta combo anywhere before.

Is this a reference to something? Probably some 80's movie?
Or is this a Phil Clowning Muppet original?

or

I thought he said he liked the Muppets once but I would have to use PigPig Go.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Ok, I have to ask. This is maybe the 3rd time I've seen Phil make this retarded pantomime where he waves his fingers twice to wither side, making that clown noise, and then a third time facing the camera.
I've seen all these gestures independently when (literal) children are mocking someone, but I can't remember seeing this weird trifecta combo anywhere before.

Is this a reference to something? Probably some 80's movie?
Or is this a Phil Clowning Muppet original?

I think I remember seeing cartoon characters doing it once. Not the ones that Phil hates, though. He’s a mature adult, after all.

 

[capefear56]

Someone posted the court records a long time ago.

He bought a couple of Playstations using his employee discount. He used them in a tournament he hosted that made him money. It is against company policy to use your employee discount for monetary gain. They fired him.

Phil tried to get unemployment and they told him no, so he took it before a judge. Phil claimed that he had no idea that it was against company policy to use his employee discount to make money. The judge granted him unemployment benefits because his discount only saved him less than ten bucks and Phil is a moron.

Sounds like a situation where everyone hated him and were looking for an excuse to get him out of there.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Gaming news podcast.

love the patchy beard, phil!
stop shaving while drunk on gin

 

[actually]

https://www.amazon.com/HORI-Fighting-Stick-alpha-Designed-x/dp/B08NDVGXGB/

Oh look, the Hori XBox stick is right at $200. Thanks to that totally real but anonymous "fan".

 

[Sup3r]

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A replied comment on his Street Fighter stream from last night.

I use adblock.

"Conspiracies", Phil? Why don't you do a full debunk, with all of your "evidence" that would definitively disprove everything we've ever said? You realise how much good publicity you'd get by proving everyone, especially the farms, completely wrong about you. "Streamer fixes tarnished reputation!!!1!". Or are you content with being the arse of the arse of everyone's jokes, destined to be forever begging literal mentally handicapped and social outcasts for money every day and only remembered because you forgot the camera was on? Or is everything we're saying true and you don't have the balls to admit it?

For someone who complains about trolls, he's content to let them "lie" about him everyday. He ducks every time he's asked. He's even been told everything he needs to do to win, yet it's like all he wants to is lose. "it's just become a running thing I'll likely never escape". He is the perfect streamer to present for learned helplessness. He's given up so hard that you can't even help him save himself, he'd rather wallow in filth and despair than put in the effort to even try to fix his life.

And for his no discussion of "toxic nonsense", (nice avoid of calling it lies), he loves to talk about and create drama.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Even better would be if someone hacked his Champions account and deleted it, because then he would have to just sit there and stew over it in total silence while on camera. As much fun as it is to watch him rant and rave, it's even better when you know he really wants to and CAN'T. He would get no moment of release, he couldn't even channel that anger into a tirade about something else because he knows he'll slip up if he does.

That would actually be beneficial to his life!

Oh look, the Hori XBox stick is right at $200. Thanks to that totally real but anonymous "fan".

I find it funny that Phil didn't ask his fans to "donate" a Hori Stick. He just wakes up and bam he has an order from a fan.

Seriously Phil, if you want to successfully lie you need setup, start by putting this on your wishlist and making a note about it on stream.

That way when you do buy your Stick, you can then spin the "WOAH DOOOD I was gifted something" narrative. God he can't even put in the work to lie correctly....

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That would actually be beneficial to his life!

I'm sure Scopely have measures in place to look after their whales, and could reinstate it

 

[Dona Morte]

Got one.
YES!

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil, after returning from break and while complaining about low support so far, thanked the guy who tipped earlier for their 'generous' $10 tip.
Just after that, he announced that OMM tipped $25.
Curious that this wasn't described as 'generous' despite being double that $10 tip from some random, and that Phil chose to shout that tip out again before announcing OMM's tip and putting him on the leaderboard. Phil did this without checking his phone, meaning that the complaining and thanking the earlier tipper happened all while Phil was completely aware he got a tip and hadn't put it up yet.

Just an absolute lack of transparency and a bizarre, but clearly intentional, sequence of events. It also just further emphasizes that the OMM/break tips have become a complete expectation. Every day, just start the tips counter with at least $25 on it and you have a more accurate total.

 

[UaineRunei]

"Stop asking to up the difficulty. Shut up!"

Also:

 

[TurdFondler]

Sounds like a situation where everyone hated him and were looking for an excuse to get him out of there.

How would they have even found out if he didn't brag about it?

The rule is probably there so employees don't stock up on shit like $2 cables and sell them for $5 under sticker price. No one cares if you scalped a playstation and made ten fucking dollars.

Dude probably went on and on about his tourney and management figured it was a good a chance as any to fire him. Judge rightly assumed Phil's dented so he gave him the unemployment.

 

[Sup3r]

https://www.amazon.com/HORI-Fighting-Stick-alpha-Designed-x/dp/B08NDVGXGB/

Oh look, the Hori XBox stick is right at $200. Thanks to that totally real but anonymous "fan".

It just so happened to be Hori stick, the very company he shills for. His shilling for Hori is pathetic as any other creator would ask to be paid before they fellate them as much as he does.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That would actually be beneficial to his life!


I find it funny that Phil didn't ask his fans to "donate" a Hori Stick. He just wakes up and bam he has an order from a fan.

Seriously Phil, if you want to successfully lie you need setup, start by putting this on your wishlist and making a note about it on stream.

That way when you do buy your Stick, you can then spin the "WOAH DOOOD I was gifted something" narrative. God he can't even put in the work to lie correctly....

He is so fucked on his taxes with no write offs (other than the paltry usual ones like small % of bills) this year.

"Stop asking to up the difficulty. Shut up!"

Also:

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Incorrect. You allegedly started the day with a $200 hardware 'donation' (that's what's known as support) that you can't write off on your taxes. You're paying a HUGE nut this year Phail.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

Phil, after returning from break and while complaining about low support so far, thanked the guy who tipped earlier for their 'generous' $10 tip.
Just after that, he announced that OMM tipped $25.
Curious that this wasn't described as 'generous' despite being double that $10 tip from some random, and that Phil chose to shout that tip out again before announcing OMM's tip and putting him on the leaderboard. Phil did this without checking his phone, meaning that the complaining and thanking the earlier tipper happened all while Phil was completely aware he got a tip and hadn't put it up yet.

Just an absolute lack of transparency and a bizarre, but clearly intentional, sequence of events. It also just further emphasizes that the OMM/break tips have become a complete expectation. Every day, just start the tips counter with at least $25 on it and you have a more accurate total.

ive been under the impression the 1MM tips are just a bait for highest tipper. Phil never gets excited when 1mm tips and they are always behind the scenes. i really dont think he gets 1MM tips every day

I also know phil wont always shout out 1MM tips if he has a certain amount of money. which is sus as fuck...

phil used to read out the tip before he went to break too, but now its always after break.

im sure theres someone out there more autistic then i am and has everything written down about 1MM, it would be interesting to see. Kinggoken said that 1MM is PlanetJeff

If 1MM tips are legit.... can you imagine phil being your daily bill lmao. how fucking sad

 

[Lady Adjani]

In my experience, calling somebody sir on the Internet is usually a sign of autism or being Indian

or dare I say it, a reddit user

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Question for the KiwiFart community.

How many of you play games on the hardest difficulty?

I havent played anything under the hardest difficulty for over a decade.
Old FPS shooters would slap your bitch ass around if you up the difficulty.

Phil plays Halo on normal "as intended by the developers" and its insane how many shots you takes before actually dying.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

1MM is the most interesting thing in the goutsphere right now.

 

[Surly Muppet]

ive been under the impression the 1MM tips are just a bait for highest tipper. Phil never gets excited when 1mm tips and they are always behind the scenes. i really dont think he gets 1MM tips every day

I agree with you, though I do believe he gets money from 1 person every day.

What I think happens is that the person has a standing contribution of $40 that comes in at the start of Phil's stream. Phil then tailors that amount and the timing where he reads the tips to whatever he thinks will bait the next tips goal while still netting as much money as possible. The multiple names are part of some kind of system he worked out with this person, and they occasionally turn up with NoCouture for special events for significant contributions. All that we know about Phil's income suggest he isn't faking tips consistently. But manipulating values around $10 would definitely be possible.

I'm also a strong proponent of the theory that it's PlanetJeff.

1MM is the most interesting thing in the goutsphere right now.

Agreed. Unlike some... other whales, this whole thing is a key component of Phil's scam, and it's empowering the scam more than Phil directly. Whoever is doing this has extensive contact directly with Phil, is fully aware of the scam, but is some kind of true believer that is both getting scammed and helping to perpetuate it. Interestingly, they also appear to have decided it is better to drip-feed him money, implying that they're smarter than the other whales, knowing that Phil's spending needs to be paced, and that the other contributors are too stupid to understand the implications of these tips.

Phil has said he loves this version of A Christmas Carol. Which is ironic because this one very heavily focuses on Scrooge having destroyed his personal relationships because of his greed and builds up those side-characters for greater sentimentality. This version, more than any other I've seen, is a warning about living your life exactly the way Phil then went on to live his life.

EDIT: Phil just retold the gifted joystick story. He again stated that it was a long time fan who sent him to this without Phil asking for it.
Someone followed up by asking if he could get a PO Box and Phil said that he didn't want things sent to him without a heads up, or things that he didn't ask for.

If you connect these two statements, it pretty much leaves two options.
Either Phil bought it for himself, meaning that there was no issue with the random nature of the gift.
Or, Phil has extensive contact with this particular 'fan' and trusts them implicitly. In which case, there is a fan with whom he is carrying on the kind of relationship he stressed he would never have with his fans.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Question for the KiwiFart community.

How many of you play games on the hardest difficulty?

I havent played anything under the hardest difficulty for over a decade.
Old FPS shooters would slap your bitch ass around if you up the difficulty.

Phil plays Halo on normal "as intended by the developers" and its insane how many shots you takes before actually dying.

Recently, I have been playing games on the hardest difficulty available. I plan on playing Shin Megami Tensei V on the hardest difficulty.