Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

The wendigo must be sated.

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Dennys in Vegas, food courts in Florida. What the fuck is even the point of traveling for Jack? You'd think he'd at least eat something different, but nope just the same old processed slop.

Die Jack, die.

 

[AnOminous]

Again, he had 15 years to learn. He never did.

This is how Jack Jacks out, and it's amazing. Not only did he never get better, he literally got WORSE at even the most basic cooking skills, and literally got angry and resentful any time he got advice on how to be less shitty and pathetic and retarded.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"Jack Scalfani and the Pope die on the same day. They both go up to heaven at the same time. Saint Peter welcomes them in warmly, shows then where they're going to live for all eternity: he takes the Pope to a shithouse and gives him a crust of bread. He takes Jack over to a solid gold mansion, there's expensive statues and fountains in the yard, valet parking, inside there's maids, whores, blowjobs on tap, everything a man could ever want. Pope goes up to Peter and says, 'how come that fat sack of shit gets a mansion and I get a hovel? I'm the fucking Pope! I never even touched any little boys!' Peter says, 'Your Holiness, we've got dozens and dozens of Popes up here. This is the first fat YouTube chef!'"


Slob Crappit

It's funny that Tiny Tim was probably healthier than Jack's right arm. Probably weighed less, too.

I wonder if the bright red color of Jack's right arm would harm Mrs. Cratchit's eyes. (She complained that the bright colors of some yarn she was knitting hurt her eyes.)

That was fuckin epic lmao

 

[captkrisma]

The wendigo must be sated.

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Oh cool, Universal City Walk. Meanwhile, back in Tennesee and Kentucky:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

don’t know why that made me laugh but god damn it rob lmao

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

don’t know why that made me laugh but god damn it rob lmao View attachment 2792828

Oh Rob, you're such a delightful bitch!

 

[Quixotic Man]

The wendigo must be sated.

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Its a Balcony.

Over a concourse to a movie theater. Its on the second floor Jack, they have second floor Balconies where you are from too.
They have Panda Express and Burger King as well.
Jack is so easily impressed by the stupidest shit but get pissy at anything that challenges him.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

The wendigo must be sated.

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I misread that last part and thought Jack was telling people to "Stay high." That would've been a hilarious development, Jack endorsing weed. Especially, after he joked his own son out for smoking the devil's lettuce way back when.

 

[Aaway]

I misread that last part and thought Jack was telling people to "Stay high." That would've been a hilarious development, Jack endorsing weed. Especially, after he joked his own son out for smoking the devil's lettuce way back when.

i remember not too long after his last stroke he uploaded a video on techtime and someone noticed there was a CBD pen on the table. he was questioned about it in a live chat and of course pretended like he had no idea what the person was asking

remember, jack only choked out garrett to please tammy. even way back then, he knew he had to do everything he could to keep her around because he's a lazy scumbag

 

[TurdFondler]

Jack is the quintessential American Tourist. Travels all over the continental US of A with the entire clan, eats the same comfort food as he does back home and never ventures out of his comfort zone.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Was watching Bad Santa and it got to the scene where Thurman's grandma is watching some commercial for a dumb oven than can cook three rotisserie chickens at once and was reminded of Jack as that's something he'd definitely buy. Apologies for the quality of the photo, still getting used to this phone.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Jack is the quintessential American Tourist. Travels all over the continental US of A with the entire clan, eats the same comfort food as he does back home and never ventures out of his comfort zone.

The amount Jack vacations he could easily cut one or two of these trips and give us a funny trip to Italy or Israel but alas.

 

[captkrisma]

Uinversely is selling Nashville hot chicken for the holiday season, and I'm sure Jack is getting some for his channel, and will most likely show Brianna eating it because Jack is a pervert like that.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Qali you're a grownass man.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Qali you're a grownass man.

Salt will suck the water out of you, which is why we keep a limit on our sodium intake. You want any proof of that, pour some salt on a snail. Their perforated, permeous membrane makes them super vulnerable to salt to the point they shrivel up and die. Chemical thermodynamics and shit.

I forget where I was going with this, but somebody needs to pour some salt on Junior. Stupid fucking faggot.

 

[Super Hans]

Qali you're a grownass man.

Grown ass men have minimum wage jobs cleaning shitters, hang out with 14 year old boys, think they're hot shit because they get laid once, listen to bottom tier hoodrat shit, throw tantrums over Call of Duty matches, and only goes on trips his parents pay for? Sounds more like a 15 year old who needs his ass kicked.

 

[abobe]

Qali you're a grownass man.

I thought those were tits on a statue in the thumbnail but then wondered why Junior would be so close and interested in them. In the back of his mind as he's posing he is thinking about how badass and rAnDoM the 14 year old boys are going to view him as.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

lol Qali, your wife is huge. Soon she’ll be as fat as Tammy.

 

[semitooth]

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lol Qali, your wife is huge. Soon she’ll be as fat as Tammy.

2 hogs in front of #hogwarts castle

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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lol Qali, your wife is huge. Soon she’ll be as fat as Tammy.

Those bingo wings are coming along nicely