DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I was meaning the car. Sorry, I thought that was well-known.
I have to say this might be one of my favourite subplots currently. Will the exceptional cunt ever get his used car while throwing money at someone that lives a far better life? Only time will tell. However I do hope he gets a car he loves and is really happy about it. Only for it to break down and he can't afford to get it repaired.
Edit: He got the car, I'm exceptional.

I wondered about this some time ago, and it's somewhat related to Jaxx aswell. When Phil tells his exceptional individuals to "Tell your friends Phil is back on YouTube blah blah blah", do you lot think his fans tell anyone? Because of all his fans Jaxx and Derich strike me as the only twats that would actually tell their family and friends about this "mate" they have that streams on YouTube. I really think they view Phil as their personal friend.
 
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I have to say this might be one of my favourite subplots currently. Will the exceptional cunt ever get his used car while throwing money at someone that lives a far better life? Only time will tell. However I do hope he gets a car he loves and is really happy about it. Only for it to break down and he can't afford to get it repaired.

I wondered about this some time ago, and it's somewhat related to Jaxx aswell. When Phil tells his exceptional individuals to "Tell your friends Phil is back on YouTube blah blah blah", do you lot think his fans tell anyone? Because of all his fans Jaxx and Derich strike me as the only twats that would actually tell their family and friends about this "mate" they have that streams on YouTube. I really think they view Phil as their personal friend.
He got the car, or said he got it, around Halloween. He celebrated this event by giving DSP some more money, like he did on his birthday.
 
About Jaxx, It fucking bothers me how he can be saving for a car, a necessity mind you, while dropping hundreds on phil and then complaining. You would think that when you're saving money for something that important, you would budget for such. Hes like a diet coke dsp, thus hes currently my favorite whale side story since it highlights how dumb and shit with their money are. The apple doesnt fall far from the tree as they say.
 
I think that's the main difference. I have no shame in playing games like Divinity on easy because I want to a: finish the game and b: not kill my team due to friendly fire (who thought this would be a fun mechanic?). But I'm also not streaming so I'm not entertaining anyone other than myself. Then again, neither is Phil. Hell, he hardly entertained himself most of the time lately.

Like Nigel also said, I wouldn't mind watching a streamer play a game on easy either, if the streamer was entertaining enough and they hadn't been bragging about how amazing they were at video games.

Friendly Fire and the armor system of DoS:II made the difficulty less of a challenge and more of a slog. There's PC mods that remove FF and make the amor system one armor that was baked into the overall stats so it didn't feel like you had to kill an enemy 2-3 times. This was funny cause then the difficulty settings didn't seem to matter, except in the few instances the game cheated, like the infamous lumbermill or one part in Lohse's story.

One game I was disappointed about in the difficulty change was the FF1 PSP remaster, it's TOO easy and it's not like FF1 has this riveting rich story so it really makes the game kinda boring like you passively play it just to play it like one step up from an idle game. I think it's the FF4 PSP version that makes it so anyone can use any spell which completely makes the forced character swaps and parts like the attack on fable easier but just boring.

The last game I messed with the difficulty was ME1, I played on the hardest and the ai was still exceptional but it took more shots to kill them and biotics were still really op so back down to normal cause difficulty just felt like a literal waste of time.

Kinda funny though how Gaming has gone full circle to Jap devs thinking NA gamers are too soft for games like SMB2 or FF4J to NA gamers crying that games are too hard.

I agree with Nigel as well, something phil doesn't get still, it's not the game but the streamer. I like Robbaz and his sims 3 playthroughs, as an example, was more about him being entertaining and making up stuff to do and a story than just sitting there going "did you see that" "Ack ack ack" "poo poo poo in the butt with dicks and cock and poop aren't I funny I said fuck and poop!"

PP is really one of those streamers that you find in the bowels of twitch or facebook gaming who have like 3 viewers and the balls to have a tips goal titled "pay my rent" he just has a better mic, a slightly better camera and abused the old YT algorithm to get a fan base and become an infamous lolcow.

Also something that made me laugh, saw a drop tweet for the Series S that was a retweet of an earlier drop saying still in stock, and again Sony had to cut back production estimates due to not being able to meet demand but yes phil tells us more how the PS5 is failing and the Xbox is winning, even funnier when it's a near middle-aged man still thinking there's a console war.
 
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What's up with the 90s anti-drug PSA banner?
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Does phil actually think this is cool?
 
However I do hope he gets a car he loves and is really happy about it. Only for it to break down and he can't afford to get it repaired.
Don't worry his $75 Yugo Koral 55, the only car he was be able to afford at this rate, is easy to repair by design because the manufacturers knew it'd break down all the fucking time so they at least made it so easy to diagnose what's at fault and then repair it that even a denthead like CuxxRaxxor can do it.

For real though if I remember correctly he bought the same shitbox that Phil owns, a '17 Corolla.
 
I have to say this might be one of my favourite subplots currently. Will the exceptional cunt ever get his used car while throwing money at someone that lives a far better life? Only time will tell. However I do hope he gets a car he loves and is really happy about it. Only for it to break down and he can't afford to get it repaired.
Edit: He got the car, I'm exceptional.

I wondered about this some time ago, and it's somewhat related to Jaxx aswell. When Phil tells his exceptional individuals to "Tell your friends Phil is back on YouTube blah blah blah", do you lot think his fans tell anyone? Because of all his fans Jaxx and Derich strike me as the only twats that would actually tell their family and friends about this "mate" they have that streams on YouTube. I really think they view Phil as their personal friend.
They certainly aren't going to tell anyone that could outbid them for daddy's attention.
 
About Jaxx, It fucking bothers me how he can be saving for a car, a necessity mind you, while dropping hundreds on phil and then complaining. You would think that when you're saving money for something that important, you would budget for such. Hes like a diet coke dsp, thus hes currently my favorite whale side story since it highlights how dumb and shit with their money are. The apple doesnt fall far from the tree as they say.


Remember when he said he wasn't going to be able to attned much as he was meeting friends on a Friday night, then after about a week was back for every stream? Clearly they couldn't stand him for longer than a few hours.
 

Bold of Phil to assume anyone in fighting game circles would want to see whatever treat he a true and honest fan bought him. I imagine lots of pantomine acting of "waaahow, look at this expensive tat someone bawght me, how nice of them. and they told me they loved all my content for thirteen years!" before he uses it and turns out to improves his malcoordination not at all.
 
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Allow me to translate pig language guys

"Jaxx Raxor getting your pitiful ass over here now and showering me with money, Don't worry about your car payment this month, give it to me NOWWWW"

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Gogi and Jose committed suicide last night? He found some code that automatically blocks people that could potentially beat him? Found another fucked up port to take advantage of while real fight game players say 'bitch please'?

Also: not a drama streamer or childrens entertainer
 
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