"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If he wanted to be incendiary, he’d go MAGA and get himself arrested at the capitol.

If he really wanted to fight the system and show himself to be a true Satanist and member of Black Bloc he'd have done so. But that kind of thinking is too heavy for Taters.

He simply looks at society, then chooses what he thinks is counter to that and then adopts that kind of identity.

Just looking at his proud statement that he was Maoist before Rainbow Jesus stepped in to save him. He doesn't have anything more than the most surface level of thoughts in that misshaped potato head of his.

 

[Solid Rasky]

here is a recent image of phil’s misshapen head.
This is the super soldier that is going to track us all down and sacrifice us all to satan (and his little owl thing ?).

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[AnOminous]

here is a recent image of phil’s misshapen head.

Any new image of Phil is the funniest thing imaginable. He only lost his forum because he stopped producing these hilarious things. What a drooling dumbass.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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here is a recent image of phil’s misshapen head.
This is the super soldier that is going to track us all down and sacrifice us all to satan (and his little owl thing ?).

I can hear the Linkin Park playing in the background. How can one so round be so edgy?

 

[Adamska]

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HAHAHAHAHA

It's been a long while since Phil made something hilarious like this. God, the fact that the chinamen would put him in the death cube and gas him the second he tried bringing western degeneracy into their country makes this the best.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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here is a recent image of phil’s misshapen head.
This is the super soldier that is going to track us all down and sacrifice us all to satan (and his little owl thing ?).

Looks more like someone drew eyes on a potato. Has Phil advanced to using decoys against us?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Looks more like someone drew eyes on a potato. Has Phil advanced to using decoys against us?

Phil's not intelligent enough to be capable of using a decoy.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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The audacity of this potato-man to think that in Mao's China he'd be anything other than a grunt doing menial jobs or he'd wind up dead.

Communists didn't like parasites like Taters that didn't work. People like him would have been rounded up and shot.

 

[Uncle Remus]

It's been a long while since Phil made something hilarious like this. God, the fact that the chinamen would put him in the death cube and gas him the second he tried bringing western degeneracy into their country makes this the best.

Aye it seems like we are witnessing a nice resurgence in Phil related fuckery.

The irony is that the west is the only place people are willing to tolerate Phil for better or worse, Mao would great leap forward him straight to the afterlife as would any self respecting communist leader, what Phil and his comrades fail to understand is that individuality is the antithesis of communism where you are expected to conform to the status quo or die.

 

[AnOminous]

Aye it seems like we are witnessing a nice resurgence in Phil related fuckery.

The irony is that the west is the only place people are willing to tolerate Phil for better or worse, Mao would great leap forward him straight to the afterlife as would any self respecting communist leader, what Phil and his comrades fail to understand is that individuality is the antithesis of communism where you are expected to conform to the status quo or die.

This is always the funniest thing about these stupid fucks. They somehow missed the first thing commienism does with people like them the instant their usefulness is over.

 

[Miss Misery]

Getting fatter and fatter. Living across the street from his beloved Secret Pizza Society isn't doing his waistline any favors.

 

[Ophelia]

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here is a recent image of phil’s misshapen head.
This is the super soldier that is going to track us all down and sacrifice us all to satan (and his little owl thing ?).

Even his little owl thing looks like a potato.

 

[The Dude]

Phil is a fat, worthless, lazy guizi who has no skills. He's also the living embodiment of Western decadence and degeneracy. The Chinese wouldn't want him. They might kill him to gind up and feed hogs, but that's assuming they are willing to risk making the hogs sick. Otherwise, Phil has nothing of value to offer anyone.

Even his little owl thing looks like a potato.

That's what I thought as well. It wasn't until someone said it was a stuffed owl toy that I realized it wasn't a potato. Because of course Phil would be holding a child's toy while trying to look super scary in a photo. He's a child-brained mongo.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Once phil gets the dox then what? A month of "financial solidarity" posts so he can save up for a greyhound ticket? Even if he overcame his crippling fear of confrontation, unless you're neighbors in his tard hovel he's not finding anyone irl.

He’d demand that his comrades in wherever take care of it. He thinks people listen to him.

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We can’t have Phil arrested unless he does something illegal, which he never will. Flipping off the police when they aren’t looking doesn’t count.

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This is what Phil had to say in regards to finding out we now have access to what he posts on instagram, and his confusing statement regarding his tardbux.

Sounds like the government aren’t scared of him at all. I love it when lolcows pretend they’re this massive threat to the government. Like, okay, why haven’t they done something about it? Why hasn’t Phil been arrested? It wouldn’t be difficult. They know where he lives.

Politically incendiary people:

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I like how he has to emphasise that the guy likes him. “S-see? I do have friends in Antifa! I do! I’m not just a sped that they humour!”

 

[JY's Tampon]

Getting fatter and fatter. Living across the street from his beloved Secret Pizza Society isn't doing his waistline any favors.

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All pizzas start at $13.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Even his little owl thing looks like a potato.

I thought it was a potato considering how poorly lit and blurry it is. Here I am thinking he gained some kind of sense and had adopted the potato meme in a way of showing us up. But no. It's a stupid stuffed owl.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

That's what I thought as well. It wasn't until someone said it was a stuffed owl toy that I realized it wasn't a potato. Because of course Phil would be holding a child's toy while trying to look super scary in a photo. He's a child-brained mongo.

That’s my favorite part of his antifa larp tbh. The dipshit dresses up his stuffies in black bloc and posts pics of himself having little tea parties with them. Nothing could make it more obvious that this is all just a game to him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That’s my favorite part of his antifa larp tbh. The dipshit dresses up his stuffies in black bloc and posts pics of himself having little tea parties with them. Nothing could make it more obvious that this is all just a game to him.

Little does he know that Comrade Hoots is the one leaking his Instagram posts.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Aurelian would kick your flabby plebian commie parasite ass for invoking the glorious sun.

No shit. Phil thinks Mithriasm is Satanism now?