I thought it was a potato considering how poorly lit and blurry it is. Here I am thinking he gained some kind of sense and had adopted the potato meme in a way of showing us up. But no. It's a stupid stuffed owl.
Just imagine how thick the layer of grease and oil is on Phil's phone for all his photos to come out like they're always taken in a London fog bank. There is probably enough oil and grease on Phil's phone to fully lube a 1965 Chrysler Imperial. Then again, the blurry pics are probably a blessing in disguise, because who among us would actually want clear, high def pics of Philthy? *shudder*
That’s my favorite part of his antifa larp tbh. The dipshit dresses up his stuffies in black bloc and posts pics of himself having little tea parties with them. Nothing could make it more obvious that this is all just a game to him.
You know, I don't think it actually is a game for Phil. It's 100% a LARP for him since no group that he looks up to would ever accept him as anything other than some SpEd wannabe who tags along with them sometimes, but Phil is serious about his LARPing. He does it because he wants to be taken serious as a badass, dangerous, intimidating Left-wing militant and he wants to be included with the "cool kids" that he looks up to. The problem is that any level of legitimacy and seriousness dies a sudden and humiliating death because even among radical Leftards, Phil is obviously a clueless, incompetent, unintelligent, hilariously pathetic Spectrum monkey on top of things like being fat, unskilled, untrained, disgustingly filthy, and a bumblefuck coward.
That's why Phil hates this website and the people who post here: we know who Phil really is, remember all the painfully stupid things he's done in the past, keep track of everything he's done and said, and we won't let him forget it. It's all right here for anyone and everyone to find whenever they want. We are the major obstacle standing in the way of Phil ducking his history and reputation to reinvent himself so he can hopefully find a group of "cool kids" who will welcome him fully.
Phil seems to have glomped on to the Satanic Temple version of Satanism, presumably because they're the ones in the news currently, and because they're the only group with a significant chapter in Portland. The Temple of Satan is a lot more "leftwing" than LeVay's Church of Satan - being stereotypically "progressive" is part of their branding, and has led to a lot of bad blood between Temple Satanists and the rest of the Greater Satanic Ecumenical Council.
By design or accident, Phil's fallen in with the most soyfilled Satanists you can think of.
-edit- FUCK!!!
I figured out why Phil's talking about Sol Invictus all of a sudden.
It's some faggy shit being pulled by TST every year. Apparently
these idiots don't know that "Sol Invictus" is the name of a deity and not a holiday, and Phil is just picking it up from them.
Here's the True and Honest Satanic Temple Holiday Schedule, if you'd like to read more:
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/holidays
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Interestingly, they call Halloween... Halloween. Unlike most other edgy pagan/Satanic groups, which like to call it Samhain.
Can you picture poor ol' Lucifer looking at Phil and his other followers, thinking to himself "God and Jesus get followers like the Knights Templar, the Spanish Inquisition, and other ass-kickers and name-takers, and here I am stuck with THIS lot of faggots and short-bus jockeys! What did I ever do to deserve such a cruel punishment?"
And I guarantee you that Phil has no idea how to properly pronounce "Samhain" and thinks it sounds how it looks. That's assuming he even knows the word at all. If he does know it, then it's probably from watching the Halloween movies (the Michael Myers movies only, especially the shitty newer ones), in which case he definitely only says "Samhain" the way it looks.
My personal fvorite part of current-era Phil is him threatening "dont record antifa or you'll get beat" etc ...as he posts selfies and such
It's like he went to the Brianna Wu infosec academy
Yeah, I always get a chuckle when Phil starts up all Billy-badass with his impotent threats towards anyone taking photos or video of AnTardfa. Everyone here knows Phil can't and won't do anything about it because it's hard to confront people taking photos/video or take their cameras away when Phil's home in his subsidized tard apartment, far away from any "Black Bloc" action. And let's say for the sake of discussion that Phil actually was at a protest or riot and did see someone with a camera: he still wouldn't do anything about it because he's a coward with a yellow streak a mile wide running down his back. Phil will only ever do anything when he feels he has a clear advantage and there's no threat of retaliation against him. Like the one time he pepper sprayed Andy Ngo. Phil was only able to scrape together enough balls to pull that off because Andy was turned away and distracted, and Phil was safely hidden away behind 25 people and was fifteen feet away from Andy.
Oh, Phil will happily get right up in someone face and start beating on them...if it's just the two of them alone and the other person is much smaller and weaker than Phil, like his disabled wheelchair-bound mother or his ex-girlfriend who was very meek and timid from suffering abuse for most of her life. I'm sure Phil would also have no issues brutalizing and terrifying small children to feel powerful, so long as their parents or older siblings aren't around to witness it and come to the defense of their child/kid sibling. That's the kind of behavior that earned Phil the spanking from his father that eventually became the fable of "Daddy Rape Day" after all. Otherwise, Phil needs some kind of force-multiplying advantage to feel brave, like having ten other troons with him on a sidewalk so they can yell at little old people.
But Phil go around attacking people for filming/photographing the "cool kids" during one of their public tard tantrums and then taking that person's phone or camera? Never happen. Phil would actually have to be present to begin with, then he would need to either find someone he feels is small enough that they couldn't fight Phil off, or gather together twenty or thirty other mongos to come along and back him up (fight for him while he hides behind them). What would most likely happen is Phil would go look for the Leftard who looks to have the most authority to Phil, then he'd whine to them about the big bad Nazi over there taking pictures/video of their "comrades".
