DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
>I've never made a million dollars in a year
awkward pause
>pr... I'm not gonna sound sane on that
>I've never made a million dollars in a year

awkward laugh

what?
I feel like he was going to say "I've never made a million dollars in a year preying on children" or something, implying that all the popular streamers are taking advantage of children and he isn't, but he didn't want to throw shade at Dr. Disrespect because he knows he'll get slapped down
 
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Make sure to ask your parents for extra gift cards this year and Paypal credit
A 39-years old ghoul being this excited for tips and shit on stream Christmas… what a manchild.

Is Phil going to spend Christmas with his parents? Is he going to help the less fortunate? Will he encourage his viewers to share with their families?

No, instead he’ll be begging for ♿ to tip and subscribe while doing a pointless”marathon”where he’ll also be drinking. Truly the Season of giving.
 
The Dr Disrespect nonsense goes back to the core of DSP - he wants the beef, the confrontation, he drama

But he's WAY TOO PUSSY to handle it.

That's why he fights invisible, nameless Twitter strawmen. That's why he eludes to streamers that are very popular and claims all kinds of different shit, but doesn't wanna namedrop them.

He wants to beef, but he can't handle it.

Needs a spine transplant
 
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lol of course he uses an old picture of himself when he still looked vaguely human. If he put on a Santa costume today his ghoulishness would make him look like a child rapist who preys on children by dressing up like santa.
 
The Dr Disrespect nonsense goes back to the core of DSP - he wants the beef, the confrontation, he drama

But he's WAY TOO PUSSY to handle it.

That's why he fights invisible, nameless Twitter strawmen. That's why he eludes to streamers that are very popular and claims all kinds of different shit, but doesn't wanna namedrop them.

He wants to beef, but he can't handle it.

Needs a spine transplant
It really pains me to "compliment" this person but somehow Phil is an even bigger pussy then Quartering when it comes to this stuff. Quarter pounder will drunkenly shout to get the persons attention before he backs off like the bitch he is. Phil is the equivalent of a person talking shit under their breath and when the person asks what they said they reply "nothing" and refuse to make eye contact.
 
Why couldn't Kat Bring Phil's package inside? Does he not let her go outside at all when she's home? Like WTF
You don't help people you don't like or respect. Katherine is the alpha of that household.

Phil in a Santa costume definitely does give off some John Wayne Gacy vibes.
Fuck me mate, bloody good call.
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The Dr Disrespect nonsense goes back to the core of DSP - he wants the beef, the confrontation, he drama

But he's WAY TOO PUSSY to handle it.

That's why he fights invisible, nameless Twitter strawmen. That's why he eludes to streamers that are very popular and claims all kinds of different shit, but doesn't wanna namedrop them.

He wants to beef, but he can't handle it.

Needs a spine transplant

I think dave was ready to use the famous cope line, "dressing up like a cartoon character", which has slowly been phased out since he himself started dressing like a successful twitch streamer

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Is this the video Phil got his "new" Twitter pfp from? Almost fuckin seven years old goddamn dude how lazy can someone get.
 
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Watching the old Christmas specials and wow 2013 was 9 minutes of malding over trolls even showing popular TIHYDP videos and just scrolling all the TIHYDP results on YT. Also included this great moment I had to post here.

This is complete bullshit. DSP would never share his gin with anyone. Not even Santa. It's probably water.
 
He has done a meme of a dsp ism, aka snorting and begging his viewers. Maybe you know of this. But that is all it would take for Phil to hold a grudge.
He has a grudge against anyone that can play a video game as that's just another potential loss.
Begging is in overdrive now. I can't wait for the next couple months.
 
The Dr Disrespect nonsense goes back to the core of DSP - he wants the beef, the confrontation, he drama

But he's WAY TOO PUSSY to handle it.

That's why he fights invisible, nameless Twitter strawmen. That's why he eludes to streamers that are very popular and claims all kinds of different shit, but doesn't wanna namedrop them.

He wants to beef, but he can't handle it.

Needs a spine transplant
That and he knows that the only people who will bite are his fellow scum of the internet, like Boogie and RTU. No one else would even entertain him and he knows that if there were beef he'd lose, since he knows nothing about them while they likely all know about him and will find out quickly once he starts. His ego puts him at ninja's peak but deep down he knows that he is at the bottom of the totem pole.
 
This new Twitter get-up is the perfect example of DSP's lack of talent being overshadowed by his pigroach luck: The banner reads "Happy Holidays" in a way that part of the text is obscured by his Twitter profile picture, which normally would expose him as a complete moron (It still does, just not as much), but the part that's left just happens to read "Happy 'days", which almost looks decent.
 
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