DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Tonight's tweet.

 

[actually]

Tonight's tweet.
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STEP UP HAFIZ SLAYER. GODDAMN.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DSP NEEDS out help, guys! Step up!

 

[Fragarach]

Tonight's tweet.
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Has he sent out a begging tweet like every day for the past week? Jesus, man.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Yes I believe the moment in question happened in a particular stream of his two years ago, captured here.

And that wasn't even most of it, he also watched him fumbling around in Minecraft, critiqued his Amazon wish list and took jabs at his financial situation (it's important notice actually this was pre both WWE Champions leaks and the bankruptcy) in this this video.

So ohh boy you'd bet piggy would have a bug up his ass about him and just like with what happened with ProJared, I guarantee he'd be kicking him while he's down, whenever Muta has any bad publicity down the line.

"...have your e-penis fucking grown on a fucking channel that doesn't fucking matter and you'll never do anything with it cause you're a negative fucking piece of fucking shit..."
It's an older clip but I love any instance of piggy getting so mad that he talks until he runs out of breath. Just an emotional, impulsive baby who loves the sound of his own voice.
EDIT: Also, I'd just like to point out that the average SomeOrdinaryGamers video breaks 300k views while the average dspgaming video sits between 1.5-2k views. Just something else for you to seethe over, Dave.

 

[sentrandeti]

So by my count anonymous fans have sent him:

- A chair
- A laptop
- A Hori stick
- An Xbox Series X that sat unopened for 8 months
- A stream deck
- A 4K TV (old lore?)

Boy, for someone so paranoid about being messed with he sure does get a lot of mystery benefact

Like you said it is a mystery especially considering "all these things were sent" surely he'd got pranked inbetween it

Wasn't the Xbox version of the SF Anniversary Collection also allegedly donated? This just made me realize how absurd this all is if we take him on his word. He's gonna play a donated game on a donated console while using a donated fightstick. All of them donated by anonymous fans because the psychopathic Detractor Mafia is gonna put out hits on them and get them whacked if they knew who those donators were of course.

And since Phil loves comparing himself to an actual business, imagine if you ate at a restaurant and every half an hour people claiming to be loyal customers, wearing ski masks to stay anonymous, would show up to donate silverware, plates, kitchen knives, ingredients, stoves, blenders etc. Would you call that a business or a charity case?

Well now the second part just sounds funny as shit

Doesn't comcast do a credit check? suprised they would have approved him back in 2014. His internet is probably slow because he lives in a townhouse connected to two other homes.

his internet is slow because 1 its comcast and 2 its their shitty business stuff + he prob pays for the lowest he can

 

[Fragarach]

Someone tipped and asked Possums or Raccoons and HE COULDN'T EVEN ANSWER THAT. He fence-sat something as simple and inconsequential as raccoons or possums. Seriously, what's wrong with this guy?

And Slayer is single-handedly carrying this stream. Without him, Phil would be at $5, and that's not exaggerating...

 

[Agent Proper]

Holy shit this One Piece faggot Slayer. Dude give up the One Piece game Phil doesn't care about your love of the franchise, he is just stringing you along for your cash. Thanks for making me laugh watching Phil attempt to convince you he has enough interest in the franchise to keep you stuffing his wallet.

 

[YokuNama]

Its because you're an idiot Slayer. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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Its because you're an idiot Slayer. Nothing more, nothing less.

Daddy Phil already got the money, Gayer. He doesn't care anymore about DA TRAWLZ hurting you.

 

[Coomfucius]

The yakuza streams are fucking torture. You have to be fucking brain dead to call these streams “entertaining”. Everyone but slayer hates this game but since slayer drops 30 bucks everyone has to suffer. I really do hope Phil fleeces slayer of every last penny soon so that the second donations stop this game can be dropped.

 

[actually]

The yakuza streams are fucking torture. Everyone but slayers hates this game but since slayer drops 30 bucks everyone has to suffer. I really do hope Phil fleeces slayer of every last penny soon, so that the second donations stop this game can be dropped. You have to be fucking brain dead to call these streams “entertaining”.

What, you're not excited for MORE side content grinding, including the STOOOPID girls club missions that are dumb and lame and nobody thinks they're cool? And then, and only then, can Phil get back to the main story, which should take him only like 2 more streams (read: 4, if he thinks Slayer will keep paying up).

 

[Crooked 16th]

Someone please donate this to Phil, He could use it in the shower.

 

[Coomfucius]

Someone please donate this to Phil, He could use it in the shower.

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But if he is sitting on the stool, how can he reach those hard to get spots with the Axe Body Detailer?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Sorry I'm late

For anyone who wonders about tonight's disaster stream

Phil has $55 total in tips

Approximately $41, or close to 80%, came from Slayer0804 alone in several tips ($26, $10, and a few more smaller tips)

He's last message on the big tip was something like

"I really want to honor your hard work and get you over the 1st tier goal Phil" and then talked about One Piece which Phil does not give ONE PIECE of shit about

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Make sure to ask your parents for extra gift cards this year and Paypal credit

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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Make sure to ask your parents for extra gift cards this year and Paypal credit

Somebody start microanalysing those Christmas baubles and tinsel on the tree to see if it's any new stuff he's purchased, knowing what he's spending at places like Fred Meyer, if he's not planning to roast Kat as the Christmas ham instead of himself, then he's probably spending a ton on useless crap like he normally does for his mo- uhh I mean his wife, tis the celebration after all, and what else does Phil have to be thankful for apart from his roomate? His fans, hmm nah not a chance.

Edit: He first mentioned that he'll be getting some new decorations before thanksgiving on his day off here, you can see the result that he got the new Christmas decorations as of this clip here and some returning ones, nothing about if he was going to buy anything for his tree though, he may have gotten some for around the house so who fucking knows, props to Phil for blowing more money like the consoomer he is and this time not just on sweaty JPG men.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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Make sure to ask your parents for extra gift cards this year and Paypal credit

Fuck me this autism is real. I was sure you edited it to make fun of the fat git. He's DSP The Festive if he gets 300$ a day, otherwise he's DSP The Nigger.
What is even happening. This poor daft cunt has to be mental. All the clown mode, begging and now this utter "Hello yes I am a friendly YouTuber kindly give me your money" children entertainer bollocks. How the fuck is he festive? What has he done that is festive? He really comes across as such a nonce lately it's insane.
This somehow broke my mind. This man can't be 39, at least not mentally.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

That last minute Beg for a "BUY IN" to continue playing Halo is fucked up in so many ways.

Phil just got way over 200 dollars on the last Halo Stream.

But somehow Lost Judgement hasn't been put to the chopping block despite it getting the SLOWEST CONTRIBUTIONS FOR ANY GAME ON HIS CURRENT LIST.

The fans want Halo, Give good money and has more chat engagement but Phils Greed is only surpassed by his laziness.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Somebody start microanalysing those Christmas baubles and tinsel on the tree to see if it's any new stuff he's purchased, knowing what he's spending at places like Fred...

Don't bother, the banner image and the avatar are from like 2013-14 or something.

Because of course they are