DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Allow me to translate pig language guys

"Jaxx Raxor getting your pitiful ass over here now and showering me with money, Don't worry about your car payment this month, give it to me NOWWWW"

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So as a fighting game fan, I missed this so was it..

- Tekken 7 all-in-one not being worth it?
- Sonic vs Hook DBFZ:WC qualifier finals and how neither won this bracket?
- Rumors of GBFV getting roll back?
- BBCF and BBBT getting rollback?
- Baiken in GG:S?
- New Kof Trailer?
- Roolfelmonger's last vid about the DLC characters are the least played in strive cause people think they're "too hard"
- He's going to play BBCF on PC?

yeah?

Lemme check twitter and...

oh he got his stupid stick he's going to use once a week and paid $200 for a hori stick when he could have gotten far better ones for that price that was gifted to him. Now I am not a fighting game fan as I missed this amazing thing that I should never have missed.
 
Can't wait for next friday when he plays SF and still complains his input didn't come out

Yeah exactly, it's not like the new hardware is going to make him a better player. I hope he just instinctively goes back to those old excuses to make it sound like the thing he's shilling is a piece of shit.
 
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He ONLY wishes.
 
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MadCatz went out of business and Hori is the only non-Chinese brand name out there. They make good shit, but it's also the donator giving Phil wanting what he wants.

Hori products are... okay. But kind of played out. Nowadays, people getting into fighting games get Qanba sticks, since their buttons are silent and the joystick more responsive. From my memory, Phil has a Hori Real Arcade Pro 4 (aka a "RAP4) which is a Playstation compatible arcade stick. It's alright, but not great. There's way better shit out there if you're willing to spend dime on it.
 
For the most part, I enjoy playing games on the hardest difficulty possible. I find part of the joy of gaming for me is the challenging part of it. If a game is too easy, I get bored of it quickly. It's part of the main reason I loved the Souls series. I obviously don't play games for money, but just for entertainment value. I'll also admit I sit firm in the camp that games are getting too easy with lots of hand holding, but I won't sperg out about it like some people simply because my opinion is my own and I know there are people who don't agree and simply play games to unwind after a long day and relax.
I agree playing the hardest difficulty means a lot of time is for self learning and enjoying a game pressuring the player to play careful

Halo 3 is one of them in Legendary difficulty with co-op and only 2 players, it does help having a good teammate but hella good just playing with someone else for company, and it is most of all just playing with yer mates

Phil is a man of no culture, no significant evidence that he wants to play with friends as he burnt those bridges ages ago, and Papavera is another casualty of Wage-quitting a game thu buzniezzz can't sustain because dentheads get bored

There's definitely less joy in making him squeal to get that money lately, and I think we can blame the very obvious arrangement going on between Phil and OIC. It's leaving a bad taste in the collective mouths of the paypigs, especially since OIC is the one who poses a threat to them beyond just making their contributions worthless in the context of paypig culture.

Phil's idiocy always finds ways to fuck up his grifts. If he had been smarter, he would be a position right now where he could afford to cut OIC loose and bask in the adulation of his paypigs once more. Probably get a new vest streak going, too. But he's dumb, so here we are, watching him drive his own legacy further into the bowels of Hell.

This really cuts to the heart of why Phil is an asshole to beg for tips, because he's streaming until the day he dies and everyone knows it. The only person who benefits from deposits being made into his PayPal account is Phil, and even then, not really, because he's so stupid with his money that those tips don't benefit him in any sane way. If he wasn't also such an asshole, somebody would care enough to seek power of attorney over him and legally forbid him from handling his own finances. So really, nobody wins when he gets tips, whether he begs for them or not. The stream certainly doesn't, because that money doesn't go into them, ever. It goes to Scopely.

Which he fucks up royally, easy mode or no, so he's an idiot for spending all these years wasting his time with that bullshit. TIHYDP taking off better than any of his videos should've been immediately followed by him either striving to get good for once or, more plausibly, embracing being the internet's butt-monkey and rolling in troll tips forever.

No joke, he could be whaling out twice as hard on Champions without even begging and we would have no idea that he's even doing it. That's what makes him truly dumb, the fact that his habits aren't even adequately fed because he's too incompetent to pull that off. Basically, he sucks at sucking.

Somebody scrawl that on his headstone.
Because Phil of all people doesn't want us trolls to ruin his chances of a comebACK, he perfectly manages to do that every single day begging for that daily $300 grind

Remember when he said he busts his ass off for his jahb and yet says he can have chill streams? Absolute exceptionalism in BS because he and only HE deserves to be happy when the tips goals are met,

Not only that but he memoryholes how much in income he has through other means but because Tee-Spring saw the light and banned him, there is one less avenue he can use, other than using the competition which seems to disappear each and every time he would like to have, sponsors are as rare as anything, and what is more exceptional is that he has had to DENY sponsors...

There was one fantastic video where he went from 1200 subs to 1000, each and every time the haemorrhaging damaged his channel, it baffles PhilPig why people aren't giving MORE on top of what he wants to have, gifted subs now memberships on YT just proves how OIC is still kept around to inflate the numbers

I think YT will keep an eye on a channel like Phil, not that 🌈🌈 will help in getting him of the platform but the numbers in organic growth v the artificial gifted memberships will really prove how his channel has shrunk

He wants systems in place on YT to help Him and Himself only, begging for GM's will only be his resort to paying the monthly bills other than his daily tips for disposing into Gacha, DoorDash and His favorite liquid... Gin...

He knows he has to at least keep the views up, the "engagement" flowing and the "chill" to a point he still has to stress his money woes for that pitybux, but strangely enough he doesn't want to force people to go without...

JaxxRaxor is that example of going without to help the PigRoach where OnlyIcedCuck can go days tipping...

Tl;Dr: Exceptional people will never stop being exceptional to help poor poor Dave
 
oh he got his stupid stick he's going to use once a week and paid $200 for a hori stick when he could have gotten far better ones for that price that was gifted to him. Now I am not a fighting game fan as I missed this amazing thing that I should never have missed.
He paid $200 for a fucking Hori controller? (I know he said it got gifted to him but, come on) I’m speechless. Even if we assume he’s being 1000% true and honest about never playing WWEC or ordering copious amounts of DoorDash and alcohol, it’s no wonder this dumb son of a bitch never has any funds and has to beg actual children for their allowance money. Slight powerlevel(?) but I looked into picking up a fight stick recently and it took one YouTube search to find this video featuring multiple different arcade pads, all of which having detailed overviews and costing nearly two to three times less than that shit Phil got.

I’m aware his explanation would probably be something along the lines of “I’m a pro fighting game player d00d, I literally placed at EVO one year okay? I need better equipment so I’m not held back *snort*” but you’d think for how broke he constantly claims to be that he could settle for a slightly less fancy budget stick, especially since he would only be using it once or twice a week max. But no, it costs more so it must be better, right Phil?

Holy shit. The levels of retardation he reaches never cease to amaze me.
 
So by my count anonymous fans have sent him:

- A chair
- A laptop
- A Hori stick
- An Xbox Series X that sat unopened for 8 months
- A stream deck
- A 4K TV (old lore?)

Boy, for someone so paranoid about being messed with he sure does get a lot of mystery benefactors.

It's just Phil's cop out excuse that he defaults to when he doesn't want to tell fans he went on a spending splurge, because that would imply that he has money, and he can't drop that narrative or else his wheelchairs won't donate.
 
Hori products are... okay. But kind of played out. Nowadays, people getting into fighting games get Qanba sticks, since their buttons are silent and the joystick more responsive. From my memory, Phil has a Hori Real Arcade Pro 4 (aka a "RAP4) which is a Playstation compatible arcade stick. It's alright, but not great. There's way better shit out there if you're willing to spend dime on it.
I know other stuff exists, but Phil's a brand whore and wants to have his "authentic arcade buttons," where if you were to ask him about Qanba (the Chinese stuff I mentioned) he'd go with he knows nothing, or it's not authentic enough for him. This coming from someone who missed so many old games because he was focusing on Street Fighter, he would've been around and known of the MasSystems guys and how good their sticks were for being two guys who buy parts and assemble shit; but sadly they haven't been around for over a decade.
 
No they didn't, you faggot.
They came back from the dead, after declaring bankruptcy in 2017; the new company may have all the trademarks and shit, but they died, this is just someone puppeting the corpse, faggot.
 
So by my count anonymous fans have sent him:

- A chair
- A laptop
- A Hori stick
- An Xbox Series X that sat unopened for 8 months
- A stream deck
- A 4K TV (old lore?)

Boy, for someone so paranoid about being messed with he sure does get a lot of mystery benefactors.
wasn't there a greenscreen donated too?
 
I find it funny that he still uses the zoo as an example of a place that adults visit recreationally.

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39 years old.
It's not so funny. The whole reason the world was even exposed to Phil is because they left the boar cages open one night at the zoo.

The roach longs for home.
 
So by my count anonymous fans have sent him:

- A chair
- A laptop
- A Hori stick
- An Xbox Series X that sat unopened for 8 months
- A stream deck
- A 4K TV (old lore?)

Boy, for someone so paranoid about being messed with he sure does get a lot of mystery benefactors.
And I still would bet that he deducts everything from his taxes
 
I can't wait to see what people come up with for this format

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Oh great, another box to stack behind him that we'll barely be able to see. This is some weird-ass trophy stacking meta game that Phil is playing. Where's that fucking certificate from your helicopter job, Phil? You know, the one that your boss gave you for doing such a great job?

I'm getting Hori sponsorship tingling feelings. There's been too much shilling of it recently.

Would you buy a used car from a man with this hairstyle?
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At what point does he start looking like a lecher?
 
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