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What the hell has gone wrong with him that he thinks it’s appropriate to publicly beg for fap fodder? Most people would be mortified if their spank bank was made public. This is your brain on coom.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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I'm pretty sure Madonna has been plastically reconstructed several time and Nancy Reagan hadn't. I think I'd go for the naturel.
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They both sound alike (Jake and Sean), in that they both sound like middle aged neckbeard atheist knowitalls
Yes, several months ago a troll account asked how he his landlord can file for eviction but then take it back once he’s paid up. Sean wailed that “you don’t know how rent and eviction works” and from then on he blocked all replies.
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Sean is really sticking it to the haters by working overtime and watching another movie at 1pm on a Saturday.
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What a shitty live-tweets too, I literally have no idea what the movie is about, at least not beyond his initial description of it being a "Lovecraftian horror film about time travel". His 6 word synopsis conveyed just as much information as his 2 hours of live-tweets.
What's he even trying to convey here?
Also, does he think that Classically Abby is Christian?
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The finale of his Mortal Combat thread.
IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ENJOYED MY POSTS AT THE FARMS PLEASE CONSIDER DROPPING ME TIP!
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If he put one tenth the effort into his live-tweets as you put into your posts in the Rat Kings subforum then it wouldn't be so galling for him to ask for tips.
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I like how he hasn't changed the GoFundMe, it's still talking about his impending eviction on October 29th.
Also, apparently he's still getting donations to it:
Also, apparently he's still getting donations to it:
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Sean explaining his fatness with a minor begging for more booze.
Another movie narrative with an obsession with a woman's anatomy.
Another movie narrative with an obsession with a woman's anatomy.
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You'd think Lardass would try to lower the quality of booze he's drinking if he was so poor.
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Yeah, I think Bulleit runs about $30+ a 750ml.
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I mean if I were panhandling online, I'd try to say I was drinking Heaven Hill or Benchmark.
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Or just not talk about my booze.
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Another post movie thread beg.
He's putting the time in. PAY THE MAN!
He's putting the time in. PAY THE MAN!
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Disaster has struck!
Sean is 2 bottles of Bulleit in the hole!
Sean is 2 bottles of Bulleit in the hole!
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Wow he’s not tired or sighing for once must be serious.
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I wonder if he deliberately overdraws his checking just to take screenshots of it. Or if he's just too stupid to manage his funds and gets notified when he does it or something. The multitudes of possibilities with Sean: corrupt morals or abject stupidity!
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I'd say it's the former, a well-known tactic by e-beggars. He definitely has at least one secondary account or a paypal somewhere and fills his primary account back up after taking the screenshot.
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The slug still hasn’t paid for December or so he claims.
