Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Tragi-Chan]

He has no soul, does he? It’s just money and coom. Now he’s going to beg for money to get to the funeral and money for a new dress and money for funeral costs but oh no he can’t actually attend, spare a few bucks to help him console himself with takeout?

 

[Karellen]

He has no soul, does he? It’s just money and coom. Now he’s going to beg for money to get to the funeral and money for a new dress and money for funeral costs but oh no he can’t actually attend, spare a few bucks to help him console himself with takeout?

He can always beg AT the funeral. Be a perfect way to end the eulogy with a I NOW NEED $2000 FOR RENT AND MEDICATION PLZ HELP AND SHARE

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He can always beg AT the funeral. Be a perfect way to end the eulogy with a I NOW NEED $2000 FOR RENT AND MEDICATION PLZ HELP AND SHARE

It isn't below Jabba to do that. Just imagine the children of the extended family staring at him in bewilderment as he slithers up to the front, the hushed voices of their mothers trying to shut them up.

He might be too lazy to even consider attending, though.

 

[Old Fart]

What a godforsaken, emotionless cunt this is. Bah.

Give me all the hats, I'll wear them with pride.

 

[Trombonista]

Since I know damned well he reads this thread:

Slug, you are a shitty, shitty object. Told you on Wednesday to get on the road, but no, you're too fucking idle to move.

To be fair, he might not fit behind the wheel anymore.

 

[Karellen]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Trannies are so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stop to think about whether they should.

(Also: the only difference between the man on the left and the one on the right is that the one on the right had a shave)

 

[JY's Tampon]

Sean is going to turn up the grift.

60 miles. Maybe Sean could work in a few extra bucks for an oil change.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Wait. 60 fucking miles? That's the drive?

He missed saying goodbye to his Dad over the "trauma" of squeezing hisself behind the wheel and driving 60 fucking miles?

Fucker.

I'll save people some time:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Trannies are so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stop to think about whether they should.

(Also: the only difference between the man on the left and the one on the right is that the one on the right had a shave)

I disagree. The man on the left had a job, an actual relationship and is clearly in better shape.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

You won’t do anything of the sort, you lying sack of dog shit.

 

[Next Task]

(Also: the only difference between the man on the left and the one on the right is that the one on the right had a shave)

One other difference - the one on the left could find someone else to take a photo of him.

 

[lindsayfan]

lmao 60 miles... less than an hour's drive from your dying dad and still chose to lie in bed and consume porn and tv shows instead.

it's a good thing sean is such a smug, entitled, creepy wife-beating narcissist or the extreme levels of pathetic might actually make me feel pity. it's so clear if there was ANYONE AT ALL in sean's life who cared about him AT ALL they would have intervened long ago.

 

[Troonos]

I hope he doesn't get to visit his dad before the end. Father deserves sweet escape and shouldn't have to suffer seeing his worthless, obese, eBegging coomer son in his final moments. Shame Sean can't go in his place.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I hope he doesn't get to visit his dad before the end. Father deserves sweet escape and shouldn't have to suffer seeing his worthless, obese, eBegging coomer son in his final moments. Shame Sean can't go in his place.

His dad died on Friday. Sean couldn't be bothered to make the hour drive.

 

[Karellen]

The obituary was posted. Of note is that they used Sean’s fake name of Siobhan. No services are planned.

Obituary of Raymond Dale Simpson | Pugh Funeral Home Asheboro

Raymond Dale Simpson, 79, of Asheboro passed away on Friday, December 3, 2021 at Randolph Hospice House. Mr. Simpson was born in Springfield, AR on February 28, 1942 to William Arthur and Della Mae Wheeler Simpson. His love of math led him into a career in accounting. His first job was doing...

pughfuneralhome.com

 

[JY's Tampon]

The obituary was posted. Of note is that they used Sean’s fake name of Siobhan. No services are planned.

Obituary of Raymond Dale Simpson | Pugh Funeral Home Asheboro

Raymond Dale Simpson, 79, of Asheboro passed away on Friday, December 3, 2021 at Randolph Hospice House. Mr. Simpson was born in Springfield, AR on February 28, 1942 to William Arthur and Della Mae Wheeler Simpson. His love of math led him into a career in accounting. His first job was doing...

pughfuneralhome.com

I found his sisters but I'm not going to post their stuff here. Both are older and one has danger hair so I'm betting that is who used the fake name.

Oh, they forgot to keep you in the loop.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Oh, they forgot to keep you in the loop.
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"Forgot". I wonder if he managed to peak his sisters or if they've just written him off as "one bad egg".

 

[Shig O'nella]

"Forgot". I wonder if he managed to peak his sisters or if they've just written him off as "one bad egg".

They probably want him far away while the will is sorted out - because Slug isn't going to be pleasant about that.

 

[Karellen]

ETA: what are the odds he doesn’t even go to the funeral, then wails on twitter that he didn’t know he had to go because no one explicitly told him to come.

Oh, they forgot to keep you in the loop.

It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone (especially someone in their late 40s) that when a close family member dies you should just go; you don’t need an engraved invite. But of course, because they didn’t roll out the red carpet and beg for dainty little Serenity to grace them with their presence they’re toxic.