Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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It's early and I'm bored waiting for an update to finish downloading, so I looked at his wishlist.

A few things jumped out to me just from page one:

Slug

1/ Dude, stop buying powdered shit. A pound of tomato dust is going to do fuck all for either the taste of your food or your delicate, sylph-like figure.

2/ I'm surprised at your choice of toy. Of course you'res a Masters of the Universe fan, but I figured Fisto would be more your speed.

3/ If some damned fool ever buys you that skater mini skirt and you selfie in it, the Seventh Seal will be broken and death will stalk the land.

Edit, because it is apparently too early to count to three correctly.
 
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Shig O'nella said:
It's early and I'm bored waiting for an update to finish downloading, so I looked at his wishlist.

A few things jumped out to me just from page one:

Slug

1/ Dude, stop buying powdered shit. A pound of tomato dust is going to do fuck all for either the taste of your food or your delicate, sylph-like figure.

2/ I'm surprised at your choice of toy. Of course you'res a Masters of the Universe fan, but I figured Fisto would be more your speed.

3/ If some damned fool ever buys you that skater mini skirt and you selfie in it, the Seventh Seal will be broken and death will stalk the land.

Edit, because it is apparently too early to count to three correctly.
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It's strange that Sean, a person with "mobility" issues that prevent from being gainfully employed and completing simple tasks is begging for multiple anvils and hand cranked meat grinders.
 
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It's strange that Sean, a person with "mobility" issues that prevent from being gainfully employed and completing simple tasks is begging for multiple anvils and hand cranked meat grinders.
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I assumed those were for Saw type death traps (as designed by Wile E. Coyote, Esq) and disposing of the subsequent remains. After all, even slugs need a hobby.

His desire for multiple air friers gave me a chuckle though.
 
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I wonder if this means that Sean is on disability for mental illness? It would explain why he's getting so ass blasted over this story. Any suggestion that doing some kind of work towards getting better rather than just having pills thrown your way (which you don't even have to take if you don't want to) really riles him up for some reason.
 
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This nigga is really asking for Wagyu beef when allegedly he can't even make rent? Lmfao.

Regarding the anvil: blacksmithing, which I'm assuming is what Slug wants one for, can be a very expensive hobby. One quality pair of tongs can set you back approximately $50, and a proper blacksmith will have multiple sets of different implements. A well-rounded toolbox can set you back at minimum $300 for all new tools, and that doesn't even cover your burners, fuel, raw materials, appropriate safety gear, etc.

The brands he has on the list seem alright based on reviews, but it looks like he just searched Amazon for the best-selling anvils, which isn't something I'd personally do. You'd be surprised with what you can find by sleuthing local ads and going to shows/events. In my experience, the community is very welcoming to beginners willing to learn, and older top-of-the-line but not quite antique anvils can go for alright prices if you're willing to friendly haggle.

I also question where Slug would use and store his anvil, because I doubt his current landlord just has an appropriate garage or storage place for everything laying around. Finally, smithing is not the cleanest hobby around. You get dirty, your tools get dirty, and your work area gets dirty. If this sentient lard tub can't keep his own living spaces tidy to the point where he's threatened with eviction, Slug would probably create a genuine hazard by not properly cleaning his tools and work area.
 
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