Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Karellen]

For all that the most likely explanation is still that he's lying, I can see him getting skunked at every turn trying to find a new job if they all call his previous employer and hear, "No, would not hire again."

I think with most HR departments they will only confirm the dates of employment, especially if it’s a bigger company. His bigger challenge is explaining the three year and growing gap in employment. After 6-9 months it gets very difficult for your resume to be even considered, outside of a very good explanation for the gap (like taking care of a family member, leaving because of children, etc.).

If he was really smart he could say it was health related issues but he also took the time to study or develop some skills and be able to demonstrate them. But it’s much easier to whine about rent and then drink bourbon once your paypigs deliver.

 

[Ruin]

If I remember correctly he has multiple allegations of domestic violence against his ex wife. It's hard probably get completely blacklisted from an industry but physical violence against female co workers would do it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

View attachment 2743950
View attachment 2743951

Fuck you, fatty. When you’re a morbidly obese blob who lives in an apartment that costs thousands a month and you spend your time tweeting about movies you streamed, you are not poor.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Well, as I said I would a few weeks ago, I went through the thread to catch up on this thing.

I have to say, the cow is boring but to truly appreciate the sheer magnitude of this creature's failure (comparable to its girth) one really needs to just take it all the e-begging and normie-woke posting all at once. I didnt know about the past domestic abuse either but it makes sense in context. As does looking exactly like the Simpsons Comic Book Guy pre-transition before turning into that hybridized with The Count from Berserk.

But what makes me come back now is still the same as before: this is legitimately the most hideous person I have ever seen in my life that isnt the result of some kind of horrific accident.

 

[Ruin]

Well, as I said I would a few weeks ago, I went through the thread to catch up on this thing.

I have to say, the cow is boring but to truly appreciate the sheer magnitude of this creature's failure (comparable to its girth) one really needs to just take it all the e-begging and normie-woke posting all at once. I didnt know about the past domestic abuse either but it makes sense in context. As does looking exactly like the Simpsons Comic Book Guy pre-transition before turning into that hybridized with The Count from Berserk.

But what makes me come back now is still the same as before: this is legitimately the most hideous person I have ever seen in my life that isnt the result of some kind of horrific accident.

It's kind of stunning isn't it? At the beginning of this thread the jannies got butthurt people kept posting pictures of fictional characters but that's because this fucker is so God damn ugly there really aren't any real life people you can compare him to.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

View attachment 2743950
View attachment 2743951

View attachment 2743952

Capitalism is the only reason this obese faggot is still breathing. He should get on his stubby knees and thank God everyday that Twitter is a thing.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Capitalism is the only reason this obese faggot is still breathing. He should get on his stubby knees and thank God everyday that Twitter is a thing.

And lo the skies parted and voice boomed out, making the very seas and mountains tremble:

"Twitter? That one is nothing to do with me. Try downstairs."

 

[The Final Troondown]

And lo the skies parted and voice boomed out, making the very seas and mountains tremble:

"Twitter? That one is nothing to do with me. Try downstairs."

'oh while you're there almighty, well the thing is my phone bill is due this month...'

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's kind of stunning isn't it? At the beginning of this thread the jannies got butthurt people kept posting pictures of fictional characters but that's because this fucker is so God damn ugly there really aren't any real life people you can compare him to.

Not even Dave Muscato or Jake Alley?

 

[JY's Tampon]

If I remember correctly he has multiple allegations of domestic violence against his ex wife. It's hard probably get completely blacklisted from an industry but physical violence against female co workers would

Not even Dave Muscato or Jake Alley?

Those 2 don't come close. Have you seen Sean's TikTok?????

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) TikTok | Watch Serenity Dee's Newest TikTok Videos

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) on TikTok | 109 Likes. 37 Fans. trans. lesbian. economist. weird. currently single. probably too old. 👭🏳️‍🌈

www.tiktok.com

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Those 2 don't come close. Have you seen Sean's TikTok?????

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) TikTok | Watch Serenity Dee's Newest TikTok Videos

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) on TikTok | 109 Likes. 37 Fans. trans. lesbian. economist. weird. currently single. probably too old. 👭🏳️‍🌈

www.tiktok.com

I'm far too much of a boomer for social media in general, so I can't say I have.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Those 2 don't come close. Have you seen Sean's TikTok?????

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) TikTok | Watch Serenity Dee's Newest TikTok Videos

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) on TikTok | 109 Likes. 37 Fans. trans. lesbian. economist. weird. currently single. probably too old. 👭🏳️‍🌈

www.tiktok.com

Now that is fucking horrifying.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Those 2 don't come close. Have you seen Sean's TikTok?????

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) TikTok | Watch Serenity Dee's Newest TikTok Videos

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) on TikTok | 109 Likes. 37 Fans. trans. lesbian. economist. weird. currently single. probably too old. 👭🏳️‍🌈

www.tiktok.com

Why is his head so spherical
like I know he's a butterball but it looks like he's had some kind of bizarre surgery

even the slatons didn't develop these proportions

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Those 2 don't come close. Have you seen Sean's TikTok?????

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) TikTok | Watch Serenity Dee's Newest TikTok Videos

Serenity Dee (@sapphixy) on TikTok | 109 Likes. 37 Fans. trans. lesbian. economist. weird. currently single. probably too old. 👭🏳️‍🌈

www.tiktok.com

Now that I've had a couple of sips I decided to watch his videos.
I might need another glass of whisky.

Why is his head so spherical
like I know he's a butterball but it looks like he's had some kind of bizarre surgery

even the slatons didn't develop these proportions

He's a literal human bean, and looks a pile of unleavened dough.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Now that I've had a couple of sips I decided to watch his videos.
I might need another glass of whisky.

He's a literal human bean, and looks a pile of unleavened dough.

He brags about his supposed sexual encounters as much on tiktok as he does on Twitter... He seems really desperate to counteract his incredible obvious ugliness with this idea that he's some kind of secret Casanova.

And of course, like Lucas Werner, he seems determined to take all of his self-shot vids from the most unflattering angle possible, while lying on his back, with all of his fat gravity-ed into spherical pools around his neck and cheeks, while he makes his arrogant, self-congratulatory, flirtatious pronouncements. Bastard can't even be bothered to move his body into an upright position to shoot a video, but we're supposed to believe he's some kind of champion kama sutra lesbionic Wonder Woman. Uh-huh. Sure.

Even without his incredibly transparent and ubiquitous e-begging, his appearance, attitude, and self-appointed title as senior lesbian lothario should be more than enough to make him the subject of online scrutiny, and yet in our modern clown world he's just another ugly face in the troon crowd, lost in a fantasy of his own sexual success, likely surrounded in his real life by a complete absence of familial and friend relationships, subsisting only on the parasocial blood he leeches out of his virtue-signaling social media contemporaries.

 

[Aramis]

Bastard can't even be bothered to move his body into an upright position

I don't think he can, though.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I don't think he can, though.

It is asking a fair bit from something with no skeleton.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Not even Dave Muscato or Jake Alley?

Jake and Dave are fat slobs, but if they didn't claim to be women you probably wouldn't even remember what they look like. Sean... Sean... literally doesn't look human. I wish that I could come up with a clever thing to say here, but his ugliness just always leaves me scratching my head. He's beyond my ability to comprehend. Unlike most ratkings he doesn't even reach the uncanny valley and he's somehow less horrifying to look at than objectively less-ugly troons.

 

[Trombonista]

Not even Dave Muscato or Jake Alley?

Dave Muscato has much less hair on his head and much more hair everywhere else. He's also quite lanky compared to Jake and Sean.