Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm pretty sure they also implied they re-use needles.

How much longer until Kev develops a fetish for HIV?

 

[FramerGirl420]

Cthulhu.



He does shower, for all we know. He just doesn't wash his hair more than once a month (I forgot why, probably twitter PTSD).

Not really all that important but still a good reminder of how ignorant this faggot is. He believes his hair type only requires washing once a month. There are different hair types and most actually benefit from NOT being washed daily. However, most people do well washing every 2-3 days.
He’s basically still trying to play pretend like he’s a lady who knows lady stuff, but ends up revealing that he’s just an unwashed and dumb incel.

 

[Marvin]

"Your Honor, the evidence is overwhelming that Bryan Loeper is both a shameless deadbeat and a loathsome degenerate (see Exhibit 1, below). The Court must terminate this reprobate's parental rights to protect the best interests of the children."
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So he wants to be a sonichu?

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

How much longer until Kev develops a fetish for HIV?

Any day now, but that one would require actual sex, so he would be safe

 

[Pizdec]

How much longer until Kev develops a fetish for HIV?

Wedge has already shown he's apathetic at the possibility of catching "the gift", as bug-chasers call it. Kevin might have a faint interest, seeing as he's suddenly and eagerly a werewolf thanks to Sparx's lycanthropy fetish.

 

[the khat quaffer]

“ not being able to buy games on day one releases such an unnecessary hurdle“

Lol nigga why you care about the price of games? You will have your paypigs pay for it, you just need to disguise it as a medical bill that magically happens to be $69.99. You will have the trans people you convinced to troon out pay for it over a lazy weekend.

"Hey cuties! I've been hit with some unexpected medical bills and I could use some help...I need about $69.99 MSRP. Even a little bit helps. Plz like and retweet~ #transcrowdfund"

For anyone uninitiated Kevin here is eluding to pirating movies which is illegal. But what astounds me more is that he's wiling to pirate a movie you can rent on amazon for 4$ but not pirate a switch game that cost almost 100$ each according to Kev. Both have a similar level of difficulty doing but my man is buying 2-3 games at a time. For those that don't remember he bought both Pokemon games fairly recently while begging for the same amount of money in important personal bills at full retail price. I'm sure he will buy the new pokemon game in February as well. Unpatched switchs cost about 200~ usd that allow you to pirate any game (which you should never do) but kev has easily spent twice that on plastic toys while begging for cash

He's probably just too stupid to use 8th gen console emulators, but not too stupid to click on a video file.

 

[Tomboy Enjoyer]

Link

A beam of light shines through and into Kev's coombrain as he acknowledges purchasing a $70 game day one is a poor idea, yet he will proceed to do so anyway.

 

[AGPinochet]

How much longer until Kev develops a fetish for HIV?

"heckin gosh getting my neghole pozzed is so sapphic hahfjahkahfshajasghasjf"

poz loads

www.youtube.com

Man I (and this thread) sure am making a lot of reference to common filth on account of Kevin as of late

as bug-chasers call it.

Is Gash planning on making a spiritual successor to the below link after Kevin gets his neghole pozzed by a methhead gift giver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN4w8e432_o

A beam of light shines through and into Kev's coombrain as he acknowledges purchasing a $70 game day one is a poor idea, yet he will proceed to do so anyway.

Kevkev NEEDS his fix.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

you're missing out one of the best parts
Kindness was running her 'alters' shit and one of her alters is blind allegedly, by all accounts she was walking round with her hands out knocking shit over at the tranch and when sky shouted at her to stop being a retard and breaking stuff, his husband bonnie kicked off about sky's ableist abuse of his occasionally blind mistress and stormed off the tranch

he's still salty that sky hasn't apologised to kindness for doubting that she has another personality that randomly takes over and makes her eyes not work

I know that this is not really the place for it, but I do wonder what exactly went down the first time Alyssa paid the tranch a visit. Yes, we know she threw money into someone's breakfast and pretended to be blind and then pretend to have seizures so she didn't have to leave when they probably asked, but I feel like there has to be more autism behind the scenes that went down. Maybe she and Bonnie were banging too loudly or she tried to incorporate an alpaca into her spellwork, who knows.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

or she tried to incorporate an alpaca into her spellwork

No, must have been one of those Pyrs.

I find it strange that Kevin mentions gas in the car as a factor here, because I believe it's already been confirmed that he can't drive.

Ah, such is the bitter struggle of the Consoomer Manchild!

Because he couldn't buy it digitally, couldn't order it with delivery, and they couldn't purchase it during a regular shopping trip. I can almost see the scene, Kevie-Kev RRREEEEEEEEEEing like the pornsick retard he is, nagging Mxstress Pennywise to take him to Denver, just for this single game.
"-Aww kitten, can't you order it online?
-BUT I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW, MXSTRESS!
-Aw shucks I guess we'll have to drive all the way to Denver... and maybe we'll also stop to get you tendies, okay?"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

"Hey cuties! I've been hit with some unexpected medical bills and I could use some help...I need about $69.99 MSRP. Even a little bit helps. Plz like and retweet~ #transcrowdfund"

Next tweet
“OMGF HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW GOLD EDITION WITH THE PIKACHU PLUSHY !!! Only 99.99 which sounds almost too good to be true!!!! #thankyounintendo”

Next tweet
"Hey again cuties! I've been hit with some more unexpected medical bills and I could use some help...I need about $99.99 MSRP. Even a little bit helps. Plz like and retweet~

#transcrowdfund"

I know that this is not really the place for it, but I do wonder what exactly went down the first time Alyssa paid the tranch a visit. Yes, we know she threw money into someone's breakfast and pretended to be blind and then pretend to have seizures so she didn't have to leave when they probably asked, but I feel like there has to be more autism behind the scenes that went down. Maybe she and Bonnie were banging too loudly or she tried to incorporate an alpaca into her spellwork, who knows.

That and maybe I wasn’t paying attention but Kindness wasn’t at the tranch long was she?
BPD pussy is more destructive than cat 5 hurricanes around socially retarded speds.

 

[AssignedEva]

The people around me work in customer service fields or grew up with destructive furries. As long as I emphasize the degenerate behavior, interpersonal drama, inability to make money, and animal abuse, as well as keep the misgendering to a minimum around a few of them, they understand. I'm lucky. It tends to be my internet friends who have a complete aversion to this stuff.

Yep, I have a few friends who religiously follow trash tv and love to gossip about Tammy from 1000 lb sisters or the escapades of the clearly mentally ill/substance abusing Real Housewives. Working in tit bits about Amberlynn Reid or the Tranch is easy because it's the same thing - laughing at train wrecks. Plus a few people got interested in Chris-Chan after he got mentioned in Contra's Cringe video (and even started watching that 50 part youtube documentary on him).

It's just the misgendering and presence of no-no words that means I don't actively share the thread. I wouldn't be shocked if there's people I know who sneakily lurk here.

HMMMFPH

Are we sure death by getting mauled alive isnt on his fetish list?

I sincerely doubt that Kevin would actually like any sort of pain in a sexual way. However if the holding cells had 4G signal, he would be spending his last minutes aggressively cope tweeting about how euphoric he felt knowing he was about to get hard vored by a murry lion.

Not really all that important but still a good reminder of how ignorant this faggot is. He believes his hair type only requires washing once a month. There are different hair types and most actually benefit from NOT being washed daily. However, most people do well washing every 2-3 days.
He’s basically still trying to play pretend like he’s a lady who knows lady stuff, but ends up revealing that he’s just an unwashed and dumb incel.

I think he probably avoids washing his hair because he's losing it. Every time he washes it there's probably a distressing amount of hair coming out. Not washing it doesn't stop it falling out, but since it's not happening all at once he doesn't notice.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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A beam of light shines through and into Kev's coombrain as he acknowledges purchasing a $70 game day one is a poor idea, yet he will proceed to do so anyway.

oh my god… it’s Learning.
will this set into motion a sequence of events where he doesn’t buy the game immediately, and once the collection/compulsion chain of buying every fucking thing that exists is broken, he will be freed from buying some other useless shit, which it turns out he is rationally capable of realising is pointless?

and (several more stages, skip to the end) he ends up leaving tranch and having a life?

lol or do you think he’ll just buy it anyway.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

oh my god… it’s Learning.
will this set into motion a sequence of events where he doesn’t buy the game immediately, and once the collection/compulsion chain of buying every fucking thing that exists is broken, he will be freed from buying some other useless shit, which it turns out he is rationally capable of realising is pointless?

and (several more stages, skip to the end) he ends up leaving tranch and having a life?

lol or do you think he’ll just buy it anyway.

He'll just buy it anyway - remember, "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism", so might as well piss your money away on useless shit. NO KEVIE, NOT LITERALLY! BAD TROON!
He's had a number of lucid moments over course of this thread and he just sunk back into cooming&consooming every time. See the tweet about having no privacy or his own space in the Troonderdome.

 

[Brain Problems]

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Kevin is such a fucking autistic child that he actually factored getting restaurant/fast-food into his mental calculations about how expensive it is to drive to the nearest strip mall Gamestop to buy some Nintendo games.

Not only are internet strangers donating for him to buy literal toys for children, they're also subsidising him getting a Big Mac and large fry because getting up at about 15:00 is hungry work, mind you.

 

[AfghanBlue]

He'll just buy it anyway - remember, "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism", so might as well piss your money away on useless shit. NO KEVIE, NOT LITERALLY! BAD TROON!
He's had a number of lucid moments over course of this thread and he just sunk back into cooming&consooming every time. See the tweet about having no privacy or his own space in the Troonderdome.

has he ever had one about the amhole?
i remember one time where he said something along the lines of “do what i can do with my current equipment” but it was still deep in the cope.

@Brain Problems yeah that part about needing food on the way was funny.
they get so indignant at the suggestion that when on a budget you don’t eat out /“CANT HAVE ANY NICE THINGS, CLASSIST!”
(i must add that i don’t know what it’s like in america and half way have long assumed that it’s actually really cheap to eat at chain restaurants there cos people see to do so much more, or at least appear to- and there seem to be TONS of such places which are huge chains)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

has he ever had one about the amhole?
i remember one time where he said something along the lines of “do what i can do with my current equipment” but it was still deep in the cope.

Yeah, when he was facing complications early on. IIRC his recent GETTING FUCKED IN MY NEW VAG (202)2: ELECTRIC TROONALOO saga was also full of these semi-lucid moments.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin is such a fucking autistic child that he actually factored getting restaurant/fast-food into his mental calculations about how expensive it is to drive to the nearest strip mall Gamestop to buy some Nintendo games.

Not only are internet strangers donating for him to buy literal toys for children, they're also subsidising him getting a Big Mac and large fry because getting up at about 15:00 is hungry work, mind you.

Imagine: eating before you leave.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Imagine: eating before you leave.

If the only food back at my house was Mxtresses' cooking and microwave dinners, I think I'd eat a lot on the road too.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

I know that this is not really the place for it, but I do wonder what exactly went down the first time Alyssa paid the tranch a visit. Yes, we know she threw money into someone's breakfast and pretended to be blind and then pretend to have seizures so she didn't have to leave when they probably asked, but I feel like there has to be more autism behind the scenes that went down. Maybe she and Bonnie were banging too loudly or she tried to incorporate an alpaca into her spellwork, who knows.

-gave away the supposed plushy for Kevin to a supposed random child from a car wreck she passed
-then picked up a full dead owl carcass for ~witchcraft~

Imagine being Kevvy, promised a new plush from the bony hands of your new furry femmy bangfriend, only to have her arrive with NOTHING for you, a fucking DEAD OWL, and then exclusively sexing only Bonnie.