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They did throw a loaf of bread at their mother, after all...
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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They did throw a loaf of bread at their mother, after all...
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In Memoriam
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She’s far too lazy even to wash dishes in a restaurant which is the one job anyone can always get, ever. Underage? You can wash dishes. Felon? Come on in. On drugs? No problem. Actually tarded? Literal tards are typically far more hardworking than Staph (OPL notwithstanding). Miss Masters degree over here, less qualified to work than felonious drug addicted tards because she can’t be trusted not to drink the sanitizer in the back room lmao
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- Feb 20, 2019
Really, even Luna and Rabies "work," even if they aren't real jobs that earn money. Staph is just a Lou Gags style black hole of nothing good.
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- Oct 14, 2015
Reminds me of someone my mother knew. Woman only had a job at the business because her brother owned it and their mother badgered the brother into hiring her. My mom heard her on the phone once dealing with a customer “You can’t talk to me like that! I have a MBA!”
“I have an MBA!” became one of the running jokes in our family.
forgotten corn
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She says she would throw a punch at a Karen but I highly doubt she would do anything besides maybe going home and putting a “curse” on the customer. Her best attempt at killing herself was drinking fucking hand sanitizer, she doesn’t have the guts to take any real action in any area of life. She would just cry and then angry tweet about it later.
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So cringy.
Us poors, lol oh staph you live at home in a middle class home. PS nobody wants your sped ass to breed.
Poo.
Pay your own shit, you have no other bills living at home.
Us poors, lol oh staph you live at home in a middle class home. PS nobody wants your sped ass to breed.
Poo.
Pay your own shit, you have no other bills living at home.
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Go through the portal Staph and stay there
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Imagine being some ancient eldritch supernatural creature, trapped in a mountain for thousands of years until a Chosen One can come and free you.
They finally show up and it's Stephanie.
They finally show up and it's Stephanie.
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- Feb 10, 2020
How funny would it be if this ended up like the Halloween she walked around the cemetery and a cop made her shit herself in fear? She goes to the woods on Christmas and a cop comes by and she falls into the creek and floats away lmao
forgotten corn
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Plot twist, the fae are real and helping get rid of Staph so her parents can enjoy the rest of their retirement in peace
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Oh no. Not her Druid hoodie
Ceres
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Th-the portal is…juicy?
Staph’s immersive escapist roleplay and lack of self awareness is one of her more endearing lolcow traits, it’s so harmlessly funny compared to her usual antics. I want more of this and less of the instigating slap fights and victimization.
Staph’s immersive escapist roleplay and lack of self awareness is one of her more endearing lolcow traits, it’s so harmlessly funny compared to her usual antics. I want more of this and less of the instigating slap fights and victimization.
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Exactly. And you know what else would be interesting? Another dating saga. It's been quite a while since Staph had a couple of dates with a tranny, and I think it's about time she got back on the market. She recently ordered a dildo online (as much as she tries to blame haters for it) so there is sexual desire. I'm sure there are a lot of degenerate people out there who would go on a date with her, and it would be a nice Christmas present for us.
One could only hope, but alas, the deer god said ASTRALLY which means daydreaming about it and pretending it's real.
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She'd block up the creek worse than a dam and flood the entire area.
Makes me think of this:
Her bitching about student loans makes me roll my eyes hard enough to see into my skull. It's literally the only bill she has to pay but she can't even manage that because she's too busy buying useless shit in the name of 'activism'. For someone so proud of her master's you'd think she'd at least pay the school that made the mistake of practically handing it to her.
Edit: tried to drop down spoiler but I'm a newfag and on mobile
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Look! Look! Staph has kind of succeeded at something!
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What was the point in posting about the 50th anniversary of Stonewall in the place it occurred historically with that description?
There was no air conditioning outside in June so Staph was hot, people had the nerve of coming too so it was crowded, she was anxious because reasons and she was hungry all day lol.
Until she ate popsicles then all was right with the world.
It really made me think twice about LGBT history reading this.