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[KiwiFuzz]

(i must add that i don’t know what it’s like in america and half way have long assumed that it’s actually really cheap to eat at chain restaurants there cos people see to do so much more, or at least appear to- and there seem to be TONS of such places which are huge chains)

Define "cheap."

Spoiler: Burger Sperg

Happy Meal at McDonald's: $3.50
Burger, fries, and a Coke at McDonald's: $7
Burger, fries, and a Coke at Carl's Junior/Hardee's: $10
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a small hole-in-the-wall near me: $10 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at Red Robin: $15 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at Denny's: $16 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a brew pub near me: $18.50 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a somewhat fancy place near me: $23 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a different somewhat fancy place near me: $24 plus tip

In general, if you can't feed yourself for $10 or under, you're either looking for more of a dine-in experience or you are a moron.

Kevin is a fucking moron who doesn't understand the value of a dollar, so make of this what you will.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Define "cheap."

Spoiler: Burger Sperg

Happy Meal at McDonald's: $3.50
Burger, fries, and a Coke at McDonald's: $7
Burger, fries, and a Coke at Carl's Junior/Hardee's: $10
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a small hole-in-the-wall near me: $10 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at Red Robin: $15 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at Denny's: $16 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a brew pub near me: $18.50 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a somewhat fancy place near me: $23 plus tip
Burger, fries, and a Coke at a different somewhat fancy place near me: $24 plus tip

In general, if you can't feed yourself for $10 or under, you're either looking for more of a dine-in experience or you are a moron.

Kevin is a fucking moron who doesn't understand the value of a dollar, so make of this what you will.

Agreed that Kevin is a moron. On your points about restaurant prices, even these costs are more than you can expect if you're economical with your spending. For example, $7 is more than I typically spend on a McDonald's run. Without PLing too much, I'm at a point in life where I have to tightly budget my cash. As such, my go to McDonald's order is usually 2 McChickens, which together cost a little less than $5 in my area. That Coke is almost pure profit for McDonald's- it costs cents on the dollar to produce that fizzy water + syrup mix, and you're far better off just getting your drink from home. Even the upscale/brew pub prices seem a bit high. I recently went out to dinner with friends at one of those brew pub type places, and I wound up paying about $16-$17 (tip included) when all was said and done by carefully ordering and sticking to water.

Given that Kevin is a fat NEET, I'm sure his finances are even worse than mine. In my opinion, that would make spending even that $10 on some kind of fast food (as I assume Kevin is wont to do) absolutely insane, especially considering all the small tweaks you can make to cut that bill easily in half.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I see we are sperging about McDonald’s. Well, I’d like to throw my two cents in and point out that McDonalds has a free app where you make an account and you can pick from a selection of deals every time you order. Earn enough points and get yourself something free. And these deals are pretty good, $1 large fry, free Happy Meal if you buy a combo meal, etc.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I see we are sperging about McDonald’s. Well, I’d like to throw my two cents in and point out that McDonalds has a free app where you make an account and you can pick from a selection of deals every time you order. Earn enough points and get yourself something free. And these deals are pretty good, $1 large fry, free Happy Meal if you buy a combo meal, etc.

The upside is you get free McDonald's.

The downside is you get free McDonald's.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Women do not pee out of their vaginas

That's right. Everyone knows they pee out of their butts.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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Kevin on uterus transplant

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Kev boy on J.K Rowling

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[Dr. Pasquale]

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Kev boy on J.K Rowling

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Funny how these motherfuckers spend all their days larping on twitter about muh trans identity but yet seem to know next to nothing about the real life medical practicalities of transitioning, really makes you think.

Sure, this happened almost a 100 years ago, but you're shit out of luck trying to find any other dudes attempting to do the same since then. Crazy Ken Doll man says hes going to try next year and I'm guessing that will be the procedure that finally gets him killed. Good luck shoving an uterus inside your belly and not having it be a rotting organ inside of you, also good luck making it work by overdosing on hormonal cocktails and titty skittles.

This is some high tier copium theyre smoking.

 

[AGPinochet]

uh something something it puts the lotion on the skin something something

Kevin on uterus transplant

A few things about this tweet chain
1. Is "Emerald Rose" trying to imply that Aidens are women and not uwu soft bois or is he simply extremely delusional about magical MTF trannies with magical uteruses or something equally stupid.
2. Where would you shove this magical synthetic uterus Kevin, it's been a long time since High school anatomy class but I can say with certainty that the internal cavities are rather different between men and women and this is before getting into the obvious difference in hip contours.
3. Trannies and Kevin specifically are all fucking retarded (duh)

Funny how these motherfuckers spend all their days larping on twitter about muh trans identity but yet seem to know next to nothing about the real life medical practicalities of transitioning, really makes you think.

They have abandoned reality because reality doesn't make them coom, why do you think they are all so delusional, They do not care for what is real only wht makes them coom (delusion and larping). So don't expect any logic backing their desires.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Looks like JK been following the Chris Chan biz.
Hi, Jo!

his new twitter picture is insane- every single selfie he takes is the same- so why keep replacing them with ones which are identical but with worse and worse receding hair?
I just did a haircut tonight, on someone who was thinning more than expected and it complicates things- I have literally no fucking idea where I'd start with that hairline of his.
But it certainly wouldn't involve shaving off everything up to that point then flopping his danger strands violently over to make sure its the world's Most Noticeable Thing.

He has quite fundamentally, the opposite haircut that would benefit his state of hair.
Honestly anything else, at all, would do him better.
Its sad that troons only have 2 haircuts, but God, if they could just once think for themselves and use their own senses and logic and ideas to dictate what goes on their very own head, it would make them way less hideous. By a big, big margin.
Hair does such a lot.

I just copied and pasted the hairline he has- the long part and the short part separately- in total, 19 times- you can count the lil slices- and added it to the bit he already has, in order to get a more feminine hairline/ the (shitty, rainbow gathering) look he's aiming for:

EDIT- and ffs oops, there's STILL a noticeable bald spot.
albeit, 5 inches lower than his irl
" LOVE getting mistaken for being in my 20s"
(he could also opt for a less awful glasses shape which dont wipe out his tiny little eyebrows, making him look like the Cenobites' bullied, aspergers classmate.)

 

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Sorry, I can't see Kevin's Twitter banner without remembering this gif:



I do appreciate him denying male rapist being identified as female because they say they're trans, stating it's too ridiculous to be reality. It really adds a lot of perspective when it shows even Kevin can't believe it's happening. If only it wasn't.

 

[Interchanger]

Funny how these motherfuckers spend all their days larping on twitter about muh trans identity but yet seem to know next to nothing about the real life medical practicalities of transitioning, really makes you think.
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Sure, this happened almost a 100 years ago, but you're shit out of luck trying to find any other dudes attempting to do the same since then. Crazy Ken Doll man says hes going to try next year and I'm guessing that will be the procedure that finally gets him killed.

Are Trannies actually thinking about Uterus implants. I mean it's bad enough they install busted messed up Am Holes, but a Uterus.

I mean you couldn't construct one in a man. The only 'way' would be to harvest one from some recently deceased women, who uterus would have to be in perfect condition (as in undamaged), healthy and young (preferably) and has matching blood type at the very least.

All this saying rejection rates would be high, if the procedure for an Am Hole is painful grafting a Uterus would be unimaginable levels of pain.

You'd think s rotting am hole would be enough.

 

[BallBuster]

Women’s bodies are designed to carry and deliver babies. Everything from their shape, wombs, hips, etc… all designed by nature for the sole purpose of baby making.

I would bet a man trying to carry a baby to term
Would result in a lot of internal health issues.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Are Trannies actually thinking about Uterus implants. I mean it's bad enough they install busted messed up Am Holes, but a Uterus.

I mean you couldn't construct one in a man. The only 'way' would be to harvest one from some recently deceased women, who uterus would have to be in perfect condition (as in undamaged), healthy and young (preferably) and has matching blood type at the very least.

All this saying rejection rates would be high, if the procedure for an Am Hole is painful grafting a Uterus would be unimaginable levels of pain.

You'd think s rotting am hole would be enough.

all that needs to be said on that matter :

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Yes, the only limitation on uterus transplants allowing birth into a trans women is "political." If by "political" you mean that it can't be done physically, that the female transplants haven't been entirely successful, that doctors don't consider it ethical to preform a procedure like this on a human just to "see what happens", etc.

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Good job writing all that deep speculation without finding out what "Joanne" was referring to and instead ranting based off an image where Zje cut off the news story link!

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Time to add Evangelion to the list of things Troons have ruined for me.

We noticed, Kevin. Believe me, we noticed.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Time to add Evangelion to the list of things Troons have ruined for me.

We noticed, Kevin. Believe me, we noticed.

I hate when people I don't like like things that I like!

Also eating fastfood is a waste of time and money. I can eat like a king for days on $10 at the grocery store. Not that Kevin has ever been near any cooking appliance besides the ones that can cook hot pockets and pizza rolls.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin on uterus transplant

He has failed in such a top tier way I don't know where to start. The popular male rat pregnancy only happened because they basically conjoined a male and female rat together, even then they had an abysmal success rate. There's such a fucking wall of difference that there is whole studies devoted to women's reproduction cycles and pregnant women.

This is the stupidest thing he's said in weeks and I'm wondering if he chose to be ignorant or is accidentally ignorant. He might be too fucking lazy to look it up, in spite of being true and honest female.

Crazy Ken Doll man says hes going to try next year and I'm guessing that will be the procedure that finally gets him killed.

I'm gonna miss him, he's a fucking wreck but not all bad. Sucks to see people taken by preventable causes.

 

[Tomboy Enjoyer]

Kev delves into modern cinematography, his coombrain immediately latching onto anything that vaguely relates to his fetishes and/or twisted ideology:

Spoiler: Dune (2021)

What would Frank Herbert think upon seeing these revolutionary genderspecials?

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Spoiler: Spider-Man: Far From Home

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Weapons grade copium deployment. No Kevin, normal women do not, in fact want 40-somethings with dresses and male pattern baldness in their bathrooms.

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And finally, some troon selfies for the troon god.

Spoiler: Stuffed bra or genuine troobs? You decide!

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Spoiler: Pic

Man, you could fry chicken nuggets on that forehead.

Spoiler: I thought this was Kevin at first glance. That damn smile...

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[AirdropShitposts]

Weapons grade copium deployment. No Kevin, normal women do not, in fact want 40-somethings with dresses and male pattern baldness in their bathrooms.
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J*K* R*wling is totally going to lead to a peak-cis moment with her criticism of... let's see here... says rapists identifying as women to get in women's prisons... Well, anyway, I can feel in my bones! Harry Potter is doomed!

 

[capsaicin]

Spoiler: I thought this was Kevin at first glance. That damn smile...

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well, apparently trans women can get pregnant, because Kevin and Rhys bred.