DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Massively Strong Greed]

I'm watching the Yoshi's Island TIHYDP and he's saying it's a trash Mario game. Imagine being the one guy on Earth who hates Yoshis Island and thinking you know shit about video games.

There are other people who hate it simply because of Baby Mario crying. Just don’t get hit lol, it’s not that hard. Or just pop his bubble as fast as possible.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

There are other people who hate it simply because of Baby Mario crying. Just don’t get hit lol, it’s not that hard. Or just pop his bubble as fast as possible.

It's one thing to find that part of it irritating, but to say it's (I still can't believe he said this) "a bad, unpolished game" is just a bad take.

 

[sentrandeti]

It's one thing to find that part of it irritating, but to say it's (I still can't believe he said this) "a bad, unpolished game" is just a bad take.

He only likes a game if its hand holding or checkpoints

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He only likes a game if its hand holding or checkpoints

Or walking simulators: walk, push button, Phil reacts to event in game, move onto the next event. Rinse, wash, repeat.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Linking this for posterity, enjoy yourself some raw entitlement

Outright berating his audience for getting bored with his half-hour breaks.
This is Phil's problem-solving summed up perfectly. People lose interest when you take breaks? Order them to stop losing interest when you take breaks. Good job.
You gotta love the logic of "If you're enjoying the content, support it." If you don't support, that means you aren't having fun. And if you aren't having fun, Phil expects you to leave and go watch another streamer (preferably one with blue hair since if you don't like Phil you're most likely a child)
I don't know how anyone can say tips aren't expected with this line of thinking. By definition, if you're watching Phil's stream you should be khantributing.
How he chafes at the idea of someone watching his streams for free.

lmao. Fuck off shitbag. "If you like the stream.....' Obviously they don't! Take the hint!

He also compared it to Dark Souls, so
You know

Well, it's no bugsnax

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I have never seen someone ingest so much copium while being a whiny bitch about what's supposed to be fun. The fact that he actively ran away from playing with his audience further cements what Phil really thinks of them.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of stream status:

Total tip: $54

Top tip: FeastToBeast ($20)

Phil keeps dying, and blaming the game and lags

"He was NOT ON MY SCREEN, and I suddenly died from nowhere, what a waste of my time"

Chat asking him to play other games like Wings

Phil ragequited

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

So many ragequits tonight what a great stream.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Spreading Christmas cheer while complaining about people not giving him enough of their money People with normal jahbs usually get Christmas bonuses, so give the pig his bonus you mentally ill nu- I mean loyal supportive fans!

 

[JimiHendrix]

you kids remember the time phil said somethin' along the effect of "so if your grandma gives you any extra money this year for christmas, why not think about bringing that to the stream?"

or are you kids too young for that'n.

because i still think bout it every chwistmas.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I have never seen someone ingest so much copium while being a whiny bitch about what's supposed to be fun. The fact that he actively ran away from playing with his audience further cements what Phil really thinks of them.

"I'm sorry that you're stupid. No really, I mean that. I'm sorry that you're too stupid to realize that the reason I didn't want to play with him is because I'm not some no-life who puts thousands of hours into a single game to be able to play them at a professional level. You understand that I am a variety streamer? I'm not only gonna be playing Halo and that means I'm not going to be as good at this game as losers who have no job, responsibilities, or a family to take care of. I have a business to run, a lot of games are coming out and especially during the holiday season, and you're sitting here saying 'oh Phil should play with this high ranked channel member so he could be put into a lobby of other high ranks who do nothing other than play Halo Infinite all day', you're a fucking moron. No seriously, you are. By the way, here's what I really think of you: BANNED. Ha ha ha ha, what do you think of that?"

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Sadly missed the MP stream tonight but it sounds like SBMM finally caught up to him.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

He only likes a game if its hand holding or checkpoints

But Yoshi’s Island has checkpoints and is easy if you’re not going for 100%.

 

[50 bit bitch]

"Physically drained" from playing Halo for 6 hours

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Sadly missed the MP stream tonight but it sounds like SBMM finally caught up to him.

Slowly creeping up at him. I play BTB almost exclusively since it's less sweaty since 4v4 is some shit where one member being ass just makes it an unfun experience. But anyway I do believe 4v4 has it and he's been playin retards for the past streams. I'm talkin straight up day 1 grey spartan mexican retards.

Weird how he is all of a sudden rusty after playing the fuckin campaign earlier. It's now that he's played this one shooter all day and he's exhausted, but also rusty.

 

[Surly Muppet]

At 1:57 on today's Daily Beg Wrap (it's on DSPGaming, so please enable your ad blockers), Phil says something curious.
"Support, on the campaign stream... was alright! It wasn't outstandingly amazing; it also wasn't terrible. It was decent."

On this 'alright', 'decent' stream, Phil received $100 in tips and a $200 superchat.
The goalposts are moving again. This is no longer good, this is now only alright. The superchat? Useless to his current lust for Santa Hogan and an interference for his begging next month, so that is completely memoryholed. The $100 (the same as the previously 'unprecedented' vest streak?), well Phil had to beg for it, and $25 was OMM, which is an expectation, so that's not really good anymore either.

I think it's great to see Phil abusing his fans like this. Especially around Christmas when there are loved ones and charities that would appreciate that far more. They can't even defend him for not being a greedy pig because there's no way this scenario and Phil's utter contempt for $300 is anything other than absolutely obscene greed.

EDIT: Also another great thumbnail with a festive finger sniff.

 

[David Davidson]

you kids remember the time phil said somethin' along the effect of "so if your grandma gives you any extra money this year for christmas, why not think about bringing that to the stream?"

or are you kids too young for that'n.

because i still think bout it every chwistmas.

I have been trying to find the video he said that for years but I am too assed to watch every christmas time video. I know he said it. Just can't prove it.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I have been trying to find the video he said that for years but I am too assed to watch every christmas time video. I know he said it. Just can't prove it.

that's me with everything he's ever said.

god i miss that video where he leaked his porn preferences or the video where he died in CoD to a garage door.

 

[Personal Jesus]

Linking this for posterity, enjoy yourself some raw entitlement

Outright berating his audience for getting bored with his half-hour breaks.
This is Phil's problem-solving summed up perfectly. People lose interest when you take breaks? Order them to stop losing interest when you take breaks. Good job.
You gotta love the logic of "If you're enjoying the content, support it." If you don't support, that means you aren't having fun. And if you aren't having fun, Phil expects you to leave and go watch another streamer (preferably one with blue hair since if you don't like Phil you're most likely a child)
I don't know how anyone can say tips aren't expected with this line of thinking. By definition, if you're watching Phil's stream you should be khantributing.
How he chafes at the idea of someone watching his streams for free.

I tend to not react or overreact much to DSP's content but this is surreal, he's demanding people to tip the same way a boss demands their employees to work better.

 

[actually]

I have been trying to find the video he said that for years but I am too assed to watch every christmas time video. I know he said it. Just can't prove it.

Two things: 1) use pigpiggo and look up "extra money". The number of times it's come up in the last 5 years is something else. 2) Searching "Christmas money" brought up a quiplash stream from Jan 2017 (should be timestamped):

Suggests that it could be from Christmas 2016.