Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Ah yes - kids could always get the best Colombian Marching powder in their local arcade and Gamestop. Nintendo gave me a dimebag of heroin just for renewing my Nintendo Power subscription.

Gosh - Papi composed music for movies under the name of a white person and he "Programmed" for an airline (which is so very similar to video games, obviously!) before that? Next Becky will tell us that he used to write for Dr. Who!

Beckys constant flip flopping from her parents being EVIL ABUSIVE MONSTERS WHO ISNT EVEN HER REAL PARENTS AND LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER to "look at mí mami and papi uwu hola fellow hispanolos" will never stop being funny. I wonder what they'd say if they would read half the garbage she spews out.
 
Beckys constant flip flopping from her parents being EVIL ABUSIVE MONSTERS WHO ISNT EVEN HER REAL PARENTS AND LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER to "look at mí mami and papi uwu hola fellow hispanolos" will never stop being funny. I wonder what they'd say if they would read half the garbage she spews out.
Agreed. One day Mami and Papi are these evil demons misgendering her to death, and the next day they are these angels that introduced her to video games, Doctor Who, and geek culture.

I grew up around old Cuban people, and they can't even turn on a Nintendo, much less tell you who Dr. Who is. I smell more Becky retconning.
 
Becky is possibly scouting out new potential cucks/paypigs. Daniel is still unemployed, after all...
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Too bad all of Becky's "mutuals" are dysfunctional weirdos ( wow ).
@arthur_affect is fellow lolcow Arthur Chu. @Nymphomachy is this person:
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"Intersex", eh? Why do I not believe this? Hmm...

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Lol, of course. All these troons love to claim intersex status as a cope.

Seething about Jackson's mom:
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All her other tweets the past couple days have been pretty boring.
 
Uh, I don't know if I'd keep that tweet up. Jake is going to believe it's an actual standing offer.
He has no money and needs someone to hold his hand, so she’s probably safe. Mind you, there was that convention (I think) that Daniel tweeted about and Jake unsubtly asked if his family would also be there. So maybe the prospect of losing his virginity could overcome his natural laziness.
 
LOLOLOL. Even a living couch like Becky has better stand...

*remembers Krissy Lyssara*

.....nevermind. Jake definitely has a chance.
Except Becky never let Krissy touch her, because she’s a hypocrite who’d happily lead people on for woke points.

Which would be even funnier. Jake goes over there, his beard matted with drool, then fails to get yon dick wet. Followed by months of passive-aggressive tweets as Becky complains about people who don’t respect the boundaries she sets b/c she was raped by a trans woman years ago, and Jake whines about how he was betrayed by someone he cares deeply about.
 
Hahaha now THAT would be a hell of a crossover - Jake finally slithers his way to Cali and ends up giving Becky the child she’s been tweeting about. Two ancient and unholy bloodlines joined to make the ultimate victim child. It’ll be tweeting before it can walk.
"MY BIRTHING PERSON HAS RAPED ME BY MAKING ME COME OUT OF YON FUCKJNG VAGINAL UNIT WITHOUT ASKING FOR MY CONSENT FIRST!"

*4000 word Googleshng about the delivery doctor inviting Nazis to stare at its genitals*
 
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Woah, surprising coming from Becky. I'm kinda impressed.
Funny though how this was triggered by an issue as (relatively) unimportant as student loan forgiveness. Like, out of all the problems going on in the US, this is what Becky finds unacceptable?


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Lol, I don't believe this. Sounds to me like Becky's lying to try and pit Jackson's family against Mami & Papi.
BPD mind games.


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I wasn't going to mention this, but I swear she's always ranting about her period being late. If it's somehow literally always "late", then maybe you aren't tracking your cycle correctly? Or you're so fat and unhealthy that it's just extremely irregular. Come on, Becky...
 
"FUCK YOU MY VOTE IS GUIDED BY MY WALLET NOT MY PRINCIPLES!" says the woman who previously screeched that anyone who voted for Trump based on financial/tax reasons were all implicit in her murder. You know - the Tranny Holocaust that troons claimed that Trump was going to spearhead?

Hypocrisy, they name is Becky
 
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Yeah, she's whined about grad school debt several times in the past, but I always figured she was lying about it. I thought surely it was paid off awhile ago considering how much money they bring in as a triple-income household with no kids...

But lol, I guess Becky's just been blowing it off for 10 years and hoping that it will be canceled/forgiven eventually. :story:
Why be a responsible adult and pay off your debts when you can spend that money on toys, takeout, and vacations instead? :lol:
 
Like, out of all the problems going on in the US, this is what Becky finds unacceptable?

It's because it actually affects her.
I agree with @Falling Star in that I don't think it does actually affect her, but it does in theory, and/or it affects Jackson, so of course it's her line in the sand.
It won't stick, and I don't even know if she actually votes - I remember a while back she claimed she wasn't registered because 'muh stalkers', but I think that might have changed. But she's only saying that because she knows her audience will agree with her, rather than because she has a mountainous debt, I feel.

Lol, I don't believe this. Sounds to me like Becky's lying to try and pit Jackson's family against Mami & Papi.
BPD mind games.
If it's true about the Christmas card - ha! Suck it, Becky. But all of a sudden Mami is accepting of the situation and furious on her behalf - and received a Christmas card that Becky and co. didn't? Absolute bullshit. Everyone in Becky's life are just dolls to her, acting in ways to tell the lie she most wants to tell.

Where did Rowling say you can't be raped by someone with a vagina?
She didn't, but I believe in Scotland where this was taking place the legal definition of rape is that it requires a penis, maybe just a penis-shaped object. There's some (intentionally spread) confusion about it because the people involved in discussing it are mostly TRAs, and the narrative is all-important. But the number of women raping other women is going to go up dramatically, for some mysterious reason no one can fathom, when a man can just ask to be called a woman and have it happen, no effort required.

Of course, no one knows about low-effort troonery more than Becky, and she's not wrong that female-committed rapes aren't treated at all seriously or regarded as rape most of the time - but it's still a bullshit narc BPD move to claim she was raped by a woman, when in reality she's just a boring heterosexual who pretends otherwise but has to have a victimising reason why she won't fuck other women. She's totes queer, y'all! It's not her innate sexuality, it's a traumatic event that makes her act completely straight!
 
Oh God, she's posting some serious cringe...

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:cringe: Becky... you're killing me. YOU of all people can't complain about not being handed things, lmao.

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Reminder that Mami & Papi paid for her undergrad. They told her they weren't going to pay for grad school (they wanted her to get a job instead), but Becky insisted she was going... so she WILLINGLY took out student loans herself. She ended up not even liking her master's program since her instructors and peers focused on preserving traditional media (film/newspaper/etc) and museum stuff, and they weren't very receptive whenever she sperged to them about video games.

But even with that said, paying off this debt should have been no problem. Becky and Jackson both make somewhere in the neighborhood of $100k/yr. Daniel used to make more (I want to say at least $150k/yr?) until he was fired relatively recently. They've been pulling in a lot of money for years, not to mention all the support they get from their wealthy & generous families. They also have NO kids... There's no legitimate reason why they should be poor (she even said awhile ago that they barely have any savings... wtf?) and struggling to make the minimum payments on school debt.


Bonus cringe:
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