Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Merry Christmas.
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Eh...it's a weird Christmas picture for sure, but it barely makes sense in a way. Allow me to explain:

Location is at The Great Gatsby Mansion, she is dressed as a flapper (down to the big feather that isn't in her headband), and he has the fake Tommy gun.

They're at some themed Christmas party for one of their celebrity friends, and Garret just didn't want to play along.

 

[salmonellajack]

The look of murderous rage in Tammy's father's eyes....

Every father's nightmare is their little princess marrying a Jack Scalfani

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Merry Christmas.

And here we have it: The Great Methsby!

This nigga pulled off the trashiest fucking vintage themed photoshoot in recorded history lol!

This just compounds more of his lunacy. So stroke 1.5 was caused by caffeine, now on his leaning-keto bullshit his health problems are because of sugar. Third stroke will take his left arm and will probably be blamed on Satan. We’ll soon have to watch Tammy spoon feed his gimp ass some pulled pork.

There would be some hope for Jack if he at least fucking tried to follow a diet, unless mommywife traps him on a cage and feeds him salad until he weights less than a fucking bush elephant, this is the only way Jack could lose weight. This shows how much of a narcissistic retard he is, as he really thinks he is actually losing weight with his fucking colossal diet of tons of carbs and fats!

Did he cut sugar at all, as well? Most people have trouble doing that, and if he pulled it off it would be a dissapointing surprise, as it proves he is capable but unwilling to actually change!

The look of murderous rage in Tammy's father's eyes....

Every father's nightmare is their little princess marrying a Jack Scalfani

I wouldn't call her little lol!

And he has a fearsome look in his eyes, like he is afraid of Jack eating him too. Considering how fat this nigga is, I would be afraid of that too lol!

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

i see where garrett drew his inspiration from

good on him for losing all that weight though. how's jack's weight loss going by the way? notice how he stopped updating us on how much weight he's lost at the beginning of his videos

Jack stopped updating about his weight loss? You surely mean Jack stopped lying about it, don't you?

Most shocking on that picture is how Tammy jr. looked back then and how she looks in recent pictures posted in this thread. She has obviously started following the Scalfani tradition of getting a junk food addiction or she started eating out of frustration because she knows now she married a sore loser who'll never achieve anything in his life. Which is obvioulsy also a Scalfani tradition.
Quite sad, tbh.

 

[rubytintedchix]

a drop of JOY

 

[captkrisma]

i see where garrett drew his inspiration from

good on him for losing all that weight though. how's jack's weight loss going by the way? notice how he stopped updating us on how much weight he's lost at the beginning of his videos

Fun fact: The picture taken is from the Hatfield and McCoy dinner theater. Two shows daily (5pm and 8pm), they ARE having shows on Christmas eve and day, and it's all you can eat fried chicken and pulled pork....because of course it is.

The price: $60 to get in, and gift shop shit you buy (like the photo) is extra.

Edit: It's located in the absolute go-kart hellscape that is Pigeon Forge, TN.

It might seem unbelievable, but this is subtle and tame compared to the facades of other businesses down the road. I'm not joking.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

And IIRC, he was drinking cans of sugar-free Bang during the recent trip to Vegas. Merely trying to quantify the amount of physiological damage that Jack inflicts onto himself on a daily basis makes my head hurt.


This actually made my blood boil because I just picture Jack adding red food dye to it.

Slight PL: Yes, hummingbirds are attracted to the color red. It’s basically why the feeders tend to be a deep red color. But don’t add red food dye to your water. It doesn’t do much more to attract them, and the chemicals in the dye can harm the birds. Just add 1 part sugar to 4 parts water and heat on the stove until the sugar dissolves. Easy.

Dead birds around the Scalfani household is a raw delight to themselves.

 

[Lenzperkins]

i see where garrett drew his inspiration from

good on him for losing all that weight though. how's jack's weight loss going by the way? notice how he stopped updating us on how much weight he's lost at the beginning of his videos

Junior cracks me up in this photo.

As for Jack Sr., he's doomed. He's a slave to his hunger and loves food too much. As fast as he lost that weight, he will gain it all back instantly.

 

[rubytintedchix]

He’s on a roll today.

 

[AnOminous]

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a drop of JOY

More like a drop of SOY. Kill yourself Jack.

Junior cracks me up in this photo.
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As for Jack Sr., he's doomed. He's a slave to his hunger and loves food too much. As fast as he lost that weight, he will gain it all back instantly.

Lmao what the fuck even is this? Do you realize how fucking pathetic you look? Sorry to talk to the cow but we know this angry faggot actually reads this thread. Years from now, people will still be mocking you for this picture. You look absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Aaway]

jack woke up extra angy this morning

also, "manditory"

 

[AnOminous]

"manditory."

Commit suicide you absolutely illiterate moron.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

More like a drop of SOY. Kill yourself Jack.

Lmao what the fuck even is this? Do you realize how fucking pathetic you look? Sorry to talk to the cow but we know this angry faggot actually reads this thread. Years from now, people will still be mocking you for this picture. You look absolutely ridiculous.

No matter how much he failflexes, Jack Jr will always be the chubby timid little boy from Jack's old cali videos. I mean, he associates himself with some imagined past,hence the use of Cali.

 

[Sonic T]

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a drop of JOY

He says stop the anger but he lashes out at someone for having the audacity to think a 22 minute cartoon can be a movie. Heaven forbid someone has a different opinion than him.

Fat fuck. Drink bleach.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

jack woke up extra angy this morning

also, "manditory"

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What the fuck would you expect to get when you combine those!? A fucking sports report!?

"I watched an episode of West Wing...why is it so political?"

 

[Skurtman]

The look of murderous rage in Tammy's father's eyes....

Every father's nightmare is their little princess marrying a Jack Scalfani

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Spoiler

10000 hours in paint etc. etc.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

jack woke up extra angy this morning

also, "manditory"

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Jack if you hate the FB algorithm so much get off of it oh wait that would separate you from the last pool of boomers braindead enough to stroke your ego.

 

[DX10]

Fun fact: The picture taken is from the Hatfield and McCoy dinner theater. Two shows daily (5pm and 8pm), they ARE having shows on Christmas eve and day, and it's all you can eat fried chicken and pulled pork....because of course it is.

The price: $60 to get in, and gift shop shit you buy (like the photo) is extra.

Edit: It's located in the absolute go-kart hellscape that is Pigeon Forge, TN. View attachment 2799695

It might seem unbelievable, but this is subtle and tame compared to the facades of other businesses down the road. I'm not joking.

A small part of my soul died reading this post.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

View attachment 2798357Im sure no one said either of those things, Jack.

Unless you're lactose intolerant or something there's no good reason to buy coffee creamer.

Grow up Fatty.

That's good that Garrett dropped weight, but will Jack follow?

Mushbrain started his diet about a year ago and said that by this time he'd have lost 100 pounds.

Big T lost some weight but went back to eating too much as she's ballooned back up. Neither one has the willpower to stop eating fast food.

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a drop of JOY

You first fatty. Stop being such a negative asshole and maybe then we can talk.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He’s on a roll today.

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jack woke up extra angy this morning

also, "manditory"

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>these were posted within an hour of each other

I wish I could experience being this stupid for a day. Do you guys think it's eerily silent or there's some deafening white noise that makes it impossible to think?