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I had to Google magic mike and I swear to God my first impression was "is this gay porn"Don't forget: Who likes Magic Mike?
Troo and honest lezbeen Julianna, that's who!

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I had to Google magic mike and I swear to God my first impression was "is this gay porn"Don't forget: Who likes Magic Mike?
Troo and honest lezbeen Julianna, that's who!
Because they are stupid. If they were smart, they would have not purchased the house in the first place.Did I miss something? Last I saw these fat bitches didn't even have a shower and their toilet was basically unusable due to the bathroom's configuration. Why are they sanding cabinets when there are much more pressing essential remodels?
This whole house saga is literally just a pathetic veiled attempt to one-up Anna, who bought a house several months before them, and I'm fucking living for it. You just know corissa has been bitterly stalking anna ever since that shit went down between them. corissa is so batshit insane that she just jumped into this fucking "lets buy a house asap" arc as a dunk on Anna and ended up getting hit in the head right backBecause they are stupid. If they were smart, they would have not purchased the house in the first place.
I wonder what this "shmintershmew" that J so coyly referred to is about? Job interview? Comfyfat influencer interview? Inquiring minds want to know! Since J is hesitant to go full shaved-head until after this shmintershmew, I'm betting on job interview. Although, where is J going to get a more secure-with-benefits job than working at the local university? And where is J interviewing that being half-shaved head J looks like a better hiring prospect than full-shaved head J?
This is a fantastic throwback reference and I wholeheartedly agree. J is Fat Fuck Sebastian from a parallel universe. Addicted to food instead of heroin.God, JULIANA looks so goddamned sick. Those dark eye circles, man.
Since we're talking about reality shows, her dark circles remind me of these two heroin addicted brothers that were on Intervention. Sebastian and Marcel may've been thinner, but they were just as sick as JULIANA is from her super morbid obesity. One of the brothers (I think Sebastian) passed away from his addiction, by the way.
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I see no difference.
I bet I'd an influencer interview. With photoshoot of course. Girly wants to look her cutest.I wonder what this "shmintershmew" that J so coyly referred to is about? Job interview? Comfyfat influencer interview? Inquiring minds want to know! Since J is hesitant to go full shaved-head until after this shmintershmew, I'm betting on job interview. Although, where is J going to get a more secure-with-benefits job than working at the local university? And where is J interviewing that being half-shaved head J looks like a better hiring prospect than full-shaved head J?
The after photo looks worse in many ways, especially the floor. There's a floorboard just sticking up and they didn't cut the heating vent out properly or even bother at all.“So close to being done!”
Lol. They’ve got literal holes in the ground, a dangling light fixture, three different floors, doorless cabinets, no backsplash, an unfinished, half assed countertop, and whatever the fuck is going on with the wall.
But sure those cheap open shelves look Instaready!
I had to spend 5 mins looking at the captions because I was sure the first one was the renovation, Why does it looks worse? That was a perfectly acceptable, if old, kitchen in the first photo and now is a unusable mess.
Oh God this shit is so slimy and narcissistic. She couches it in touchy-feely language about how accessibility is loving and caring for others. Which, like, nobody disagrees with? Obviously if you have disabled friends and loved ones, you should try your best to make sure they're just as included in your social gatherings as anyone else.
But then she spends the rest of the fucking post basically bragging about how much of an obnoxious burden she is on everyone else thanks to her soda and quesarito addictions.
It's that weird stomach churning narcissist paradox where they love to act all appreciative towards the people who enable them, while subconsciously believing they're entitled to the burdens they place upon their enablers.
There's a big difference between making sure your wedding venue has wheelchair accessibility for your cousin with cerebral palsy vs paying extra for a strong chair for the stupid fat bitch inlaw so that you can avoid both a fatty meltdown and an even worse damage fee from the venue when she inevitably breaks one of the standard chairs.
Pube 'stache and pube dewlapbeard is coming along nice!I bet I'd an influencer interview. With photoshoot of course. Girly wants to look her cutest.
She has some ig stories today asking for tv show recommendations. She is extra girly and femme and cheerful.
Edit: dewlappers
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Her sister and quasi-BIL must have been so sick of her shit.