DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

i know i'm not great with time, but KOgaming didn't exist until years after the masturbating incident?

i know because i hadn't found this site when the incident happened, but I had when KOgaming was formed.

No, it existed before.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

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I hate to be that guy to make requests on what is already a gorgeous picture, but that thing is in dire need of having the gun replaced with a mobile phone displaying WWE Champions.

 

[JimiHendrix]

No, it existed before.

KOgaming was made in 2015. i went and checked. that just makes me think the jerk off incident happened earlier then, honestly.

but as i've stated numerous times, i do not have a firm grasp on time. it would not be difficult to gaslight me, just ask my ex.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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goutee needs to be patchier. he needs that mustache under his bottom lip and then just little patches of beard

 

[Prophet Gaming]

What's the evidence for this? He would have been "using" Machinima's account because they were the ones who actually paid him during the 7 years he was with them.

Machinima dumped dozens of people on their network. The racist shit didn't help, but just like Twitch, they didn't suddenly realize Phil had racist shit on his channel and can him. They were losing money hand over first and needed to dump liabilities like Phil.

Well we know that Machinima had Phil under their banner in April 2011 when they hired shitbeard. So was he without adsense from 2010 to April 9f 2011 and then ended up under Machinima until they fired him???

He wouldn't be able to use his adsense at all. Even in the curse EULA it stated that you can only be under thr Curse banner if your adsense hasn't been banned but he was. So who's adsense was he using.

I have to research it more. Might do a video tonight.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Whenever Phil talks about streaming prior to 2016, he always mentions how he ignored the chat and never interacted with anybody. Why does he take pride in that?

He is indirectly insulting his wheelchairs, and they don't realize it because they are wheelchairs.

 

[UaineRunei]

I hate to be that guy to make requests on what is already a gorgeous picture, but that thing is in dire need of having the gun replaced with a mobile phone displaying WWE Champions.

Yeah, and some liver spots in his forehead.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I hate to be that guy to make requests on what is already a gorgeous picture, but that thing is in dire need of having the gun replaced with a mobile phone displaying WWE Champions.

Yeah, and some liver spots in his forehead.

And much paler skin

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

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While everyone else mentions further "improvements" (if you want to call them that... this is Phil's body we're talking about) that could be made for accuracy, I'd just like to mention how comparing this revision to the original made me realize that the original artist actually got the crooked mouth correct from the start

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The question that will invariably come up: Will Phil shave his head so that he looks even more like his big brother Rich from ReviewTechUSA? We all know Phil needs to wear glasses, so Phil might as well go all in when the inevitable comes. Up next: Will Phil fellate cucumbers next for money?

He's got so much pride about trying to look like a poor man's version of CM Punk that I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a toupee after his comb back stops doing its job. I don't know what he'll do with that patchy beard though.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Will Phil fellate cucumbers next for money?

Knowing Phil he'd find a way to fuck that up too.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's got so much pride about trying to look like a poor man's version of CM Punk that I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a toupee after his comb back stops doing its job. I don't know what he'll do with that patchy beard though.

It's pathetic that Phil wants to look like his favorite wrestler, especially at his age.

 

[JamFlowMan]

What's the evidence for this? He would have been "using" Machinima's account because they were the ones who actually paid him during the 7 years he was with them.

Phil using Leanna's info for a new adsense was an Sok theory but personally never gave it much credence. It stemmed from him being banned so allegedly he would have had to use someone elses info and Leanna was the only person around. She also used to have a Youtube channel though so she would have already had an account assuming she monetized her channel.

My theory was at some point his ban was silently wiped during some adsense update or some oversight let him make a new one. Pretty sure in one of the videos explaining this mess he says he created two new adsense accounts back to back one for Dspgaming and another for Kogaming because he couldn't link both channels under the same one which makes even less sense if you hold the "only one adsense per person for life" as an unbreakable rule. If he had to use other peoples info i'd bet on his parents before Leanna but giant corperation fuck up/oversight made the most sense to me.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil said today that if you want to help the channel you need to like the videos and leave positive comments,if 50% of his viewers left a like and a comment that would propel his channel forward,I want to point out how unrealistic this is: I would say half of his views are troll views who dislike the video, the amount of likes per viewer ratio he is asking is insane,let's take a muppet nudnik youtuber like the children's entertainer Vtuber Gawr Gura.

Spoiler: Shark

She is more liked by his viewers,has no trolls and stills only gets 37k likes on a 600k views video,which means she gets a ratio of 6% of likes per total amount of views, Phil is asking for 50% when half of his views are trolls.

And I'm so sorry but I can't take his autismo mannerisms, I know I mention it all the time when I post but it's something that has been bothering me for a while,after such a long time of following this dent all of the lies and autism gets me to the point where watching more than two minutes of him lying,coping,and being an autist makes me angry,I made a short video making emphasis of how he acts ,imagine talking to someone IRL who does things like this,in fact try to imitate those movements yourself when you are alone and tell me if you don't feel like a retard doing so many dent gestures ,and add to that looking in all directions,rotating in your chair,moving your head left and right,leaning forward and backwards and to the sides,snorting and burping, no wonder his co-workers at Well's Fargo called him sway(because he couldn't stand still).

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil really stayed up late last night drinking and watching videos from all his failed channels lmaooo

 

[Iron Father]

Irony is a deep, deep well in the DSP anime. He went from "DSP The Immortal" even though he got yeeted by Twitch to this new one, even though he goes on salty, toxic rants daily and shames his fans into sending him money on an hourly basis:

"Festive" means more than dressing like Santa and throwing cheap decorations around your dust-filled "office" buddy. You're supposed to be jovial and happy.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He's got so much pride about trying to look like a poor man's version of CM Punk that I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a toupee after his comb back stops doing its job. I don't know what he'll do with that patchy beard though.

He just won't turn his cam on until he hits the hat goal.

 

[actually]

Well we know that Machinima had Phil under their banner in April 2011 when they hired shitbeard. So was he without adsense from 2010 to April 9f 2011 and then ended up under Machinima until they fired him???

He wouldn't be able to use his adsense at all. Even in the curse EULA it stated that you can only be under thr Curse banner if your adsense hasn't been banned but he was. So who's adsense was he using.

I have to research it more. Might do a video tonight.

One thing to consider while researching (and these are not definitive, just thoughts): we're basing the "he was still banned" from his own words--he's obviously well known for jumping to conclusions without checking. Maybe YouTube/Google did a mass unbanning for ad clicks and Phil didn't bother to check until he was off Machinima. Or maybe he was wrong about Curse's "requirement" that he have his own adsense.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Get a job Phil

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil is that one monkey who learned if he bangs his head against the wall eventually some poor sap will come and stop him.

Seriously, MID DAY BEG TWEETS HAHAHAHA!

He has it ingrained in his head that if he tweets about it his whales will swim into chatroom and empty their wallets. I hope to god they do! They need to die working to fill his pale belly, and if they don't then they are a bunch of mouth drooling morahns!