DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Surly Muppet]

It's gotten a lot worse lately. It doesn't seem long ago that Phil refused to do begging tweets and was at least cognizant of his begging verbiage during streams. Phil's nearly killed all inhibitions since this summer. Soon he'll have to demand mandatory tipping.

Interestingly, Phil refused to send the tweet tonight and got extremely upset that people were spamming his chat with 'send the tweet'. He threatened to ban them and then didn't tweet.
I haven't seen this since earlier in the year when he started refusing to send tweets, calling them unecessary.
The only way to push Phil towards not doing something is to tell him to do it. The temptation to be a contrarian is extremely strong.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"What kind off a meaningful life could you have if you need to pay someone to make one".

Phil was having his moment in the spotlight talking about how messed up Japanese culture is and how they're all overworked and depressed all the time, and how they all need to indulge in things like hostess clubs or girls bars in order for your regular Japanese salary man to stay sane (I'm sure Phil would actually get a kick out of a maid café if he was to ever take his roommate on that honeymoon trip he said he would).

I'm sure Phil spends an abundant amount of time with his loving wife and she isn't just there to free load off of him...

Really hope KGhaleon was watching that segment where he was just shitting on hostess bars for an hour I'm sure he would find some mental gymnastics to justify why Phil is actually right despite KGhaleon going to one when he was in Japan.

 

[YokuNama]

Kevin is "Going Big" apparently

Spoiler: "GOING BIG"

I'll never get these people. It tells me they specifically either wait to see if someone else bankrolls the stream or until the very end just to "piss off" trolls which both say they don't truly enjoy Phil's stream for the entertainment. How sad.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Rumor going around on twit is that Khat left his ass and its the reason why he's been breaking down today. But so far I have no fucking clue.

Kat may be a walking red flag, but she's definitely not stupid enough to leave Dave unless she was able to secure a bigger ranch she can gallop in. Kat has it made: work her ass off on a less than part-time job, eat all the DoorDash Phil's prized Clydedale can eat, and play video games. Not having to sleep in the same bed as her husband because of his snoring - but Panda had no issue with it! Interesting! Yeah, TOTALLY left the roach with his Devour.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Interestingly, Phil refused to send the tweet tonight and got extremely upset that people were spamming his chat with 'send the tweet'. He threatened to ban them and then didn't tweet.
I haven't seen this since earlier in the year when he started refusing to send tweets, calling them unecessary.
The only way to push Phil towards not doing something is to tell him to do it. The temptation to be a contrarian is extremely strong.

100% His ego will not allow him to do what people tell him, but remember that Slayer the cuck is on whale duty with this game, Dave is so dependent on him for this car crash that he even offered to move the game to the day stream if Slayer wanted it.

I'm sure Dave knew that Slayer Cuck would carry tonight so it might not be pure ego that prevented him from sending the tweet, it was just that he had a sure thing with the cuck from Indonesia so he could play pretend that the tweet wasn't necessary to save his day off.

 

[Kheapathic]

Really hope KGhaleon was watching that segment where he was just shitting on hostess bars for an hour I'm sure he would find some mental gymnastics to justify why Phil is actually right despite KGhaleon going to one when he was in Japan.

You can't knock a dude going once, just to experience it. If you keep blowing your money and going back, that's when you start to mock people for going. That or going to ghetto bars with juicy girls, then you know you're dealing with a sex-pest/loser.

 

[actually]

You can't knock a dude going once, just to experience it. If you keep blowing your money and going back, that's when you start to mock people for going. That or going to ghetto bars with juicy girls, then you know you're dealing with a sex-pest/loser.

KGhaleon gets made fun of because he thought he was just slaying some Asian girl with his witty banter, only to find out that she was pretending to like him to make money.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Exactly, she is there physically but mentally she is just his caretaker/roommate.

But hey at least she gets to leech off of the money he leeches off his dumb fans, and so the circle of people using each other continues!

Exactly. How fucked in the head is Phil that he'd rather have another mom to cook and clean for him, rather than an actual partner? His talk of not needing friends really sinks in when you look at his relationship with Kat. If anything, that incredibly awkward video of him introducing her says a lot. That one shot where she kisses him, and instead of looking at her, he looks into the camera with that smug asshole look on his face. He doesn't really care for her as a partner. She's just another thing for him to have around. Which in spite of being the truth, is horrible to say.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Based on what evidence?

Or is it just more of the wishful thinking and grasping at straws we see here?

Don't get me wrong if true I would find it hilarious and hope it would produce good content down the road, but until I see good hard evidence I would not get my hopes up. (The is a few ED jokes in the sentence I just wrote and I didn't make them. I guess I have grown as a person into a mature adult just like DSP has done....yay me).

With how much that Phil has going on we are legitimately dealing with a Schrödinger's Kat situation. She both left his ass and still is there.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Night stream update:

Total tip: $171

Breakdown:
Slayer0804 ($100)
Ndo103 ($50)
7 other small tips ($21)

The stream is overflown with autism and begging until Slayer once again won the paypig of the day award

Kevin Burnstein got scolded for staging a big tip incoming followed by a $5 superchat, which "won't help at all until next month"

Kevin then did more superchat asking Phil to play lost Judgement exclusively since he will get $100 guaranteed every stream from slayer

Derich is repeating the same question over and over again but does not count as stream derailing

Slayer seems to live in a very different timezone as he is 3-4am during Phil's day stream

 

[LolCowCentral]

Welp...I know what book Phil is getting for Christmas...

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Welp...I know what book Phil is getting for Christmas...

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I bet he got that book from a STATIONARY store

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Welp...I know what book Phil is getting for Christmas...

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She must be a DSP super fan, she even has a tattoo of him on her arm.

I bet he got that book from a STATIONARY store

I bow down to your epic punnes and declare you the winner of the internet for tonight.

Edit: @Cistern Rumbler great minds think alike and whatnot

 

[Iron Father]

Welp...I know what book Phil is getting for Christmas...

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Is that a tattoo of a huge pig on her arm?

Edit: Shit, ninja'd by @Derich 2nd of coomland lmao. Oink oink!

 

[actually]

Slayer seems to live in a very different timezone as he is 3-4am during Phil's day stream

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-10543439

He lives in Singapore, 16 hours ahead, so yeah, it's 4 AM or so when Phil starts his day stream. Meanwhile, Phil's night stream is morning to midday for ol' Hafiz.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Night stream update:

Total tip: $171

Breakdown:
Slayer0804 ($100)
Ndo103 ($50)
7 other small tips ($21)

The stream is overflown with autism and begging until Slayer once again won the paypig of the day award

Kevin Burnstein got scolded for staging a big tip incoming followed by a $5 superchat, which "won't help at all until next month"

Kevin then did more superchat asking Phil to play lost Judgement exclusively since he will get $100 guaranteed every stream from slayer

Derich is repeating the same question over and over again but does not count as stream derailing

Slayer seems to live in a very different timezone as he is 3-4am during Phil's day stream

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"Let's keep the hype up guys!"
Pathetic

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I can't even imagine giving $100 just like that to a melting candle of a man.....

 

[the khat quaffer]

Interestingly, Phil refused to send the tweet tonight and got extremely upset that people were spamming his chat with 'send the tweet'. He threatened to ban them and then didn't tweet.
I haven't seen this since earlier in the year when he started refusing to send tweets, calling them unecessary.
The only way to push Phil towards not doing something is to tell him to do it. The temptation to be a contrarian is extremely strong.

Phil, please don't show us the apps on your phone.

Phil, please don't show us a picture of Seabiscuit.

Phil, please don't go one day without begging.

Phil, please don't play a PvP map with voice chat enabled.

Phil, please don't tell us the secret ingredient in your authentic sawse.

Phil, please don't die.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups Aqua Teal for the clip. Phil is basically saying "I make such an insane amount in a year I will never say it on stream." I'm sure with based people like Piece of Peace around it wouldn't even be hard for this person to find out how much he does make in a year if he's not just messing with Phil.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Big ups Aqua Teal for the clip. Phil is basically saying "I make such an insane amount in a year I will never say it on stream." I'm sure with based people like Piece of Peace around it wouldn't even be hard for this person to find out how much he does make in a year if he's not just messing with Phil.

The whole "you don't understand how many business expenses they have" stuff doesn't work with Phil.

Business expenses IMPROVE the business or should that is, so where is the money going Phillip, if it's being dumped into your Burnell Enterprises account?

Also with any charity, and yes Phil is a charity, you should be able to know where the money is going.

If that charity refuses to be transparent about it then they are shady as fuck. I realize all this makes sense to normal people, and his whales are the black sheep of their communities.