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- Jul 22, 2020
"I'm allergic to all pain meds except for this one that starts with a 'D'. I can't remember the name. Dol-...Dil-...Deluded?"
This absolute piece of shit I’m related to by someone else’s marriage pulls this one all the time. He’s to the point where he’s collapsed all the common veins and had to have a jugular IV (idk if they call it carotid or jugular, I certainly didn’t bother to visit him in the hospital) the last time he was hospitalized.Just what the doctor ordered: a big shot of tar into the jugular, probably. I do find it pretty amusing that all of them totally think that they're the first person to come up with the idea of pretending to be allergic to everything but the good stuff.
In reality, he’s on pain pills (I THINK Dilaudid, something strong enough to require constant doctor signoffs on his prescription and dodging pain clinic referrals by doctor shopping) and supplements with IV heroin when the pills run out. But if you ask him, he’s just so sooper speshul that his body can’t


If he posted more, I’d submit him to this thread because his occasional posts are great- extremely long-winded repetitions of “nobody loves me” and “I’m all alone and I’m so scared” complete with hospital selfies where he tries to force a single tear. But there’s like one per year so it’s not worth the trouble. Plus his family is completely normal and doesn’t deserve the embarrassment, to be honest. Some people truly are born wrong.
But yes. Coming into the ER with sneaky “rules” about what painkillers you will accept is a giant red flag and it warms my heart that so many medfags are on to it. Nothing pleases me more than hearing how the hysterics are ineffective, because people like that deserve to receive tenfold the misery they bring to their loved ones.