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here's my favorite:
the fucking delusion. imagine the tearing you could get if you actually tried to use this piece of shit
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>16 sales
>5 star average
Good job brick masterbator?
>5 star average
Good job brick masterbator?
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I'm sure it has been mentioned already, but the taxidermied animals mixed with doll parts are something I can't believe people buy. But they do.
There are plenty of gross and bizarre taxidermy items on etsy, this doesn't even scratch the surface. From mice dioramas and tiny mouse corpses dressed in victorian fashion, to abominations like these. The fun never ends when the mentally ill are practicing hobbyists. I knew an asian kid in Jr. High who said his dad would go out at night in search of roadkilled animals to steal their bones. He would assemble the bones in the family bathtub and make chimeric terror-creatures out of various different animals. This is the world we live in.
There are plenty of gross and bizarre taxidermy items on etsy, this doesn't even scratch the surface. From mice dioramas and tiny mouse corpses dressed in victorian fashion, to abominations like these. The fun never ends when the mentally ill are practicing hobbyists. I knew an asian kid in Jr. High who said his dad would go out at night in search of roadkilled animals to steal their bones. He would assemble the bones in the family bathtub and make chimeric terror-creatures out of various different animals. This is the world we live in.
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People in Animal Crossing do that in the game, so this is the irl equivalent to it.
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sid from toy story leveled the fuck upI'm sure it has been mentioned already, but the taxidermied animals mixed with doll parts are something I can't believe people buy. But they do.
There are plenty of gross and bizarre taxidermy items on etsy, this doesn't even scratch the surface. From mice dioramas and tiny mouse corpses dressed in victorian fashion, to abominations like these. The fun never ends when the mentally ill are practicing hobbyists. I knew an asian kid in Jr. High who said his dad would go out at night in search of roadkilled animals to steal their bones. He would assemble the bones in the family bathtub and make chimeric terror-creatures out of various different animals. This is the world we live in.
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Let's cast a spotlight onto everyone's favorite munchie mental illness: DID! That's the new term for multiple personality disorder for kiwis not keeping up. I included plural/systems because they're the same thing.
First up: buttons! Wearable warning signs that you are a handful and probably have a twitter with terrible takes on it:
The font is so tiny. If you see a person from 5ft away or more you're going to have a hard time not calling them something else first. Also holy shit, you're going to have to lecture people every time they see your button on what that means. How many people know what "fronting" is, let alone DID?
Not my trope, but a lot of personalities tend to be only made of tropes and cliches so whatever. Free ribbon if you buy 10 for some reason.
Imagine having to carry that little marker with you everywhere.
The art on these is so wonky.
I like this one more than the pins, but man is that font embarrassing and hard to read.
Don't like badges? How about a few other wearables?
I don't keep up with the DID threads but I'm sure someone here has spotted these out on a minicow's youtube somewhere. These guys are super popular.
Finally, a shirt for munchausens by proxy sufferers. Eight sales overall on this seller's etsy is encouraging at least.
I'm glad no one actually had to model these shirts since this and the DID mom one are custom mass production tshirts. Thanks random models.
This isn't exactly how most people use a stencil, but alright. Not a fan of patches that have frayed ends, illegible font, and took less than 5 minutes to make.
Apparently the DID pride flag looks like school colors if Halloween had a school. A bit too gaudy and meaningless for me.
These people manufacturing all these cards seem punchable:
At least this is good for caretakers to have on them while you dissociate, bad if you have to carry them yourself and have an episode. Great for muchies.
I love this. A "fictive" is a personality that is or is based off a fictional character. This sticker is amazing.
That's enough telling people about your disorder, time to focus inwards with some worksheets.
I have a few more fun searches I'll post later. Happy holiday shopping everyone!
First up: buttons! Wearable warning signs that you are a handful and probably have a twitter with terrible takes on it:
The font is so tiny. If you see a person from 5ft away or more you're going to have a hard time not calling them something else first. Also holy shit, you're going to have to lecture people every time they see your button on what that means. How many people know what "fronting" is, let alone DID?
Not my trope, but a lot of personalities tend to be only made of tropes and cliches so whatever. Free ribbon if you buy 10 for some reason.
Imagine having to carry that little marker with you everywhere.
The art on these is so wonky.
I like this one more than the pins, but man is that font embarrassing and hard to read.
Don't like badges? How about a few other wearables?
I don't keep up with the DID threads but I'm sure someone here has spotted these out on a minicow's youtube somewhere. These guys are super popular.
Finally, a shirt for munchausens by proxy sufferers. Eight sales overall on this seller's etsy is encouraging at least.
I'm glad no one actually had to model these shirts since this and the DID mom one are custom mass production tshirts. Thanks random models.
This isn't exactly how most people use a stencil, but alright. Not a fan of patches that have frayed ends, illegible font, and took less than 5 minutes to make.
Apparently the DID pride flag looks like school colors if Halloween had a school. A bit too gaudy and meaningless for me.
These people manufacturing all these cards seem punchable:
At least this is good for caretakers to have on them while you dissociate, bad if you have to carry them yourself and have an episode. Great for muchies.
I love this. A "fictive" is a personality that is or is based off a fictional character. This sticker is amazing.
That's enough telling people about your disorder, time to focus inwards with some worksheets.
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I FULLY support there being a wide variety of articles of clothing or faggy little tchotchkes that these kinds of people can wear on their person to identify their "preferences". That way I know what they don't want to be called. It's like if people wore a big sign that said "Here are my weaknesses, but please don't use them against me". Those pins and shirts and flags and trinkets are an expressway to bullying these lunatics with maximum efficiency AND doing so on the sly. It is even funnier that they wear them with the expectation that you WON'T call them whatever label it is they are running away from.
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My sister called a few days ago and told me to search "vagina shoes" on Etsy. I have no idea why she and her friends were searching for a pair of vagina shoes, but I'm glad they did... it brings up three whole pages of hilarity (but not a lot of actual footwear, sadly).
A lot of these shops have 5-star ratings. Who keeps buying this stuff?!
A lot of these shops have 5-star ratings. Who keeps buying this stuff?!
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Honey, that ain't no switch.
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Also... this. They're well made, certainly, but why? Why does anyone need to wear genitalia on their head? And the worst part: the seller doesn't offer an option for a dick/dick or vag/vag pair of hats. How heteronormative of them.
I would imagine the type of people who express their sexuality by buying this crap probably are the type to take offense to that.
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I would imagine the type of people who express their sexuality by buying this crap probably are the type to take offense to that.
Crochet Penis Vagina Hat Sexy Gift Bachelor Groom Knitted | Etsy
Beautiful hat from Tetiana Knits is great gift for a funny anniversary, Man Cave, Bachelor pad or even Groomsmen gifts. You can choose from penis, vagina, boobie. This scarf is made with warm wool yarn to keep you warm in winter. Size is one size and fits men and women. All items in my shop are in
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If it's canon that Shrek has a pincer dick Fiona is one weird princess.
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It gets better.
I've run into "fictives" who think they literally are that character. Like they were that character in a past life and got isekaied to our world.
That's an actual photo. That's a real human being. Does he know this is how his image is being used? That some middle-aged woman in the midwest is flicking his rectangular dick on the regular?
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this freaks me out. like a lot. wtfI'm sure it has been mentioned already, but the taxidermied animals mixed with doll parts are something I can't believe people buy. But they do.
There are plenty of gross and bizarre taxidermy items on etsy, this doesn't even scratch the surface. From mice dioramas and tiny mouse corpses dressed in victorian fashion, to abominations like these. The fun never ends when the mentally ill are practicing hobbyists. I knew an asian kid in Jr. High who said his dad would go out at night in search of roadkilled animals to steal their bones. He would assemble the bones in the family bathtub and make chimeric terror-creatures out of various different animals. This is the world we live in.
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Thanks, I now believe in demon possession.
That's just ol Mark Walburg, and judging by his music career in the 90s before he got into acting, dude knows that middle-aged Midwestern ladies have been thinking about his junk for decades already.
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I love them, they're one of my favorite types of batshit. I wish we had a working otherkin and fickin thread.
They're my favorite to complain about since even the harder sjw of my friendship circle will join in. I got a few other searches to post but "demon posession" from edgelords to religiouslords souns like a great search topic! I DID find several people trying to help you sell your soul and make a pact with demons a while back in the thread at least.
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spicweeb
kiwifarms.net
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Wasn't entirely sure where this fit but saw this on ThriftStoreArt yesterday:
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A completely unrelated search for jewelry turned up this abomination. If you've ever wanted a Hairy Pink Eye Sexy Man Bikini (God, that's a horrifying sentence), you can have one for the completely reasonable price of $20.
