US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Yeah, I know you don't give a shit about the definitions of words. That's what makes you so cute!



1. You're comparing gossip from a club member to an actual quote from Trump about Epstein liking them young. And, let's not forget, their very long history together including a VIP party where the VIPs were Trump and Epstein and the ladies.
2. Indeed.
3. Ha!
4. Hahahaha!

Go ahead and "shit on me" by not knowing what words mean or what the fuck you're talking about, it makes me look good, you gibbering buffoon.

Does this faggot have any proof of his claims?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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When you can't molest a kid, you insult the state but try and play it off like a retarded old man.

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More harrowing than anything that happened in Kabul this year. Thoughts and prayers.


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What an idiot, plus all his handlers on-site. They couldn’t put a crowd together for him that didn’t have at least one Trump flag, a couple of folks shouting “Let’s Go, Brandon”, and some lady screaming that he’s a pedophile. If that isn’t bad enough, he gets caught having to rely on notes to interact with the preselected individuals he’s doing photo-ops with. SAD!

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

This is probably horrific/galaxy brain thinking, but I can't help but wonder if some folks are trying to see if they can bait the JoePedo into doing something inappropriate on camera, before his handlers can tranq him.

I admit I don't see what the point would be considering we've caught the senile old creep sniffing girls' hair over a dozen times on camera already.

Also, Ratboy needs to run back to his BDS/TES thread now. Faggot.

You should cry about me more, I bet it will start to make me feel bad; after I'm gone, you can lean back in your little hugbox thread and feel warm and safe for a time.

At least, until you go OUTSIDE and get scared again.

 

[JosephStalin]

 

[Gehenna]

Does this faggot have any proof of his claims?

Not in the god damned slightest.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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I don’t give a fuck about 1/6. The fact that I’m having to spend 25-50% more at the grocery store than I had to this time last year scares me a lot more that a bunch of delusional boomers and glowniggers LARPing as “Patriots”

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You should cry about me more, I bet it will start to make me feel bad; after I'm gone, you can lean back in your little hugbox thread and feel warm and safe for a time.

At least, until you go OUTSIDE and get scared again.

Q predicted you would come in here to shit up the thread.
(the seventeenth letter of the alphabet set them off uncontrollably)

 

[Snekposter]

I'll admit Manchin has surprised me. He has more balls than any Republican besides maybe DeSantis, and even Florida man is prone to cuckery from time to time.

Not sure I'd call it balls so much as a determination to keep going through hell. His path forwards is fixed for him by politics. If he cucks to the Dems, WV throws him out so hard his grandkids will still be feeling the asspain when they die. If he stays the course... he gets re-elected to Congress, or gets to ask his competitor for Governor just what he did for West Virginians that Manchin didn't. This is a rare, rare case of politics and democracy working as advertised.

 

[JohnDoe]

I don’t give a fuck about 1/6. The fact that I’m having to spend 25-50% more at the grocery store than I had to this time last year scares me a lot more that a bunch of delusional boomers and glowniggers LARPing as “Patriots”

"B-b-b-but a man wearing face paint and a buffalo hat walked past the velvet ropes! He USED FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY DESPITE THE SIGN!"

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

"B-b-b-but a man wearing face paint and a buffalo hat walked past the velvet ropes! He USED FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY DESPITE THE SIGN!"

tbf overusing flash is a crime.

 

[The Ugly One]

I love how the fifth finger is "the rest." Because the committee has more than 5 people. Ben Garrison is a national treasure, and you're fortunate to be alive during the apex of his career (not you, Lowtax).

 

[Mothra1988]

Are there people still here trying to defend this spectacularly failing administration, or have they given up? I don't know how arguments from administration officials like "inflation doesn't really matter" and "so what if you can't afford Christmas gifts, suck it up, its Covid's fault" can breed confidence. They may as well start asking voters for their first born child as a sacrifice to appease Moloch at this point, or just go around to campaign events kicking people in the shin and taunting them about how kicking back will land them in jail.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Not in the god damned slightest.

Yup. And everyone with a functioning brain knows damn well the media organs would've beaten Trump about the head and shoulders about this, for four years.

But no, it was muh Russia, muh mean tweets, muh grab them by the pussy.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Let's go through our options here...

>Kamala
Absolute non-starter. Kamala supporters don't exist outside of Twitter and you can't convince me otherwise.
>Buttigieg
Blacks and Hispanics don't like the idea of voting for a gay white guy. If he is the nominee it will result in even more minority voters flaking off. Republicans can also bring up the paternity leave stunt and emphasize how supply shortages brought the economic recovery to a halt under Buttigieg's watch.
>Warren
She was always a fringe option (like all other progressive candidates in the primary) and things haven't been going her way in government lately. Both of her picks for the Federal Reserve - Comrade Omarova and Lael Brainard - were both given the thumbs down by her fellow Democrats. And remember the Pocahontas shit?
>Klobuchar
Well, if Biden doesn't die before 2024 and the Democrats want a woman president for real this time... they could do worse than Klobuchar. One problem with Klobuchar though, which could resurface after a hypothetical nomination, is that she abuses her staff. I'd probably have more things to critique her about if I could remember anything about Klobuchar from the 2020 primary, which I don't.
>Cooper
Who? Okay but seriously, I have long thought that the Democratic Party might resort to nominating a Governor because they have no other candidates left.
>Landrieu
As with Cooper, his name is uh... not well-known on the national stage. Which is the problem with a lot of these potential nominees - a lot of Americans haven't heard of these people. Trump is the polar opposite.
>Raimondo
If the DNC gets to the stage of nominating a random fucko like "Gina Raimondo" they might as well just not run a candidate at all in 2024. There's no law saying they have to participate in the election, you know...
>Whitmer
Lol. She fucked up the Covid response in Michigan bad.
>Murphy
Nah nah nah nah. Murphy needs to stay in New Jersey. He needs to keep his seat so the Dems can keep that incumbency advantage, otherwise Ciattarelli might actually beat his Lieutenant Governor in 2025.
>Pritzker
Remember Mike fucking Bloomberg shit for brains??? You can spend all the money you want on your campaign, but if you're a corrupt (which he definitely is, it's Illinois) rich asshole nobody will like you.
>Abrams
You... what? So either Abrams would be asked to resign early from being Governor to run for President - and recall she's spent years grifting about that Governor seat - or she would be asked to run for President even though she's been beat twice by Republicans in a blue state. Not happening.

Okay so tl;dr this list is shit and everyone on it is either bad for various reasons or is a nobody who would simply be unable to compete with Trump for attention. Newsom isn't on this list but if he ran for President and got nominated the landslide would be fucking historical.

Wildcard option: Dems get really desperate and try to recruit some A-list celeb or billionaire with nominally left leanings because hey, what (else) do they have to lose at this point? Imagine the Dems knocking on Elon Musk's door with a proposal for a presidential run.

 

[Shidoen]

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I should congratulate Biden, he’s made Ben Garrison sound more sane in his entire political cartoons career.

 

[Oats12345]

Wildcard option: Dems get really desperate and try to recruit some A-list celeb or billionaire with nominally left leanings because hey, what (else) do they have to lose at this point? Imagine the Dems knocking on Elon Musk's door with a proposal for a presidential run.

After years will the dems finally have a celebrity to run for president.

Funny to think the last two Presidents who had ties to Hollywood were Republican. Despite Hollywood being very left leaning.

 

[Snekposter]

Wildcard option: Dems get really desperate and try to recruit some A-list celeb or billionaire with nominally left leanings because hey, what (else) do they have to lose at this point? Imagine the Dems knocking on Elon Musk's door with a proposal for a presidential run.

Elon Musk would tell them to fuck off, and then shitpost on Twitter about their desperation after taking a bunch of something before lighting up again live on air with Joe Rogan. I don't know exactly what his personal politics are, but they mostly seem to be "Fuck off and let me make a bunch of money and spend it on stupid shit". Or you know, libertarian.

 

[Compositesludge]

Wildcard option: Dems get really desperate and try to recruit some A-list celeb or billionaire with nominally left leanings because hey, what (else) do they have to lose at this point? Imagine the Dems knocking on Elon Musk's door with a proposal for a presidential run.

Real wildcard option: Trump!
We're in for it now, folks option: Trump is the nominee for both parties.

 

[MirrorNoir]

After 2020, her ass is going nowhere. Her platform is the same as Bernie, and so is her audience. The only problem is that Bernie was more popular than her for being the first. To rectify this, Warren went and started the lie that Bernie was a closet sexist who believed women cannot be president. After her lie, her campaign was over. She will never get support from new-lib Xers by proxy of being a progressive, but she also lost the Progressive base thanks to her shit with Bernard. She has very little support she can retreat to. Really, besides Bernie, the only progressive with full backing would be Tulsi since she did not betray the Progressive base outside of Bernie-style cucking, which she performed less than him.

The actual issue with Warren is one that goes towards a sort of catch 22 situation with her and the Senate and Chuck Schumer.

Hillary had Schumer make a corrupt bargain to not only keep Warren from running in 2016 but also to throw Bernie under the bus and endorse Hillary. Schumer basically is grooming Warren to take over his spot as the head of the Senate Democrats. When Schumer finally DOES fuck off into retirement, Warren is going to be running the show in the Senate on the Democrats side.

If she runs and wins, the Senate Democrats and Schumer are fucked as she is the heir apparent. If she stays, she's stuck playing second fiddle to Schumer until he fucks off and she can be Queen of the Senate, but can't run for President.

 

[Oats12345]

Elon Musk would tell them to fuck off, and then shitpost on Twitter about their desperation after taking a bunch of something before lighting up again live on air with Joe Rogan. I don't know exactly what his personal politics are, but they mostly seem to be "Fuck off and let me make a bunch of money and spend it on stupid shit". Or you know, libertarian.

I always saw him as a libertarian to be honest