US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[JambledUpWords]

The Democrats' biggest strategic mistake was not letting Trump have a second term.

Seriously, they could have made it way easier on themselves if they did, and they could just get McConnell to cuck any Trump policy to make it near ineffective. Could have kept that RINO coalition a bit more secret too and just take out any momentum from the movement. Now that people have outed themselves and are doubling down, the Dems are becoming even more unpopular than they were in 2016.

 

[HumanHive]

I think you mean "The Sexual Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

I was paraphrasing, yes.

 

[Kane Lives]

The Democrats' biggest strategic mistake was not letting Trump have a second term.

Something something Democrats are their own biggest enemy.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

And then she made him clean it! She allegedly throws shit when she gets mad, most famously a stapler. Stories about her staff crying all the time because they were chewed out or almost got Klobbed by office supplies. My favorite was an anecdote I read from another senator's page/aide saying they struggled to arrange some meeting with her because of a mistake on the part of her page. Instead of the Klob, her terrified page was sent to meet him and said while trying not cry something like, "Senator Klobuchar told me to tell you she won't be able to make it today because I'm stupid!" Which is a cruel thing to make her do but also really funny to me. She's a horrible person but she'd make a great character on Veep.

I actually think the US could really benefit from a lean, mean drill instructor type as president but the Klobberer is too petty, just a bully.

Plus there was some stuff about her failing to charge the Little Satan Derek Chauvin when she was a prosecutor before he ended up committing deicide, and that'll definitely be used against her when it's determined BLM is useful to the election cycle again.

 

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I heard Chapo Trap House float an Adams/Pritzker ticket as viable, but since all of those guys are somewhat delusional I think that would probably end badly

"Somewhat?" They were so obnoxiously fucking insane they even annoyed the shit out of Reddit to the point that Reddit purged them. Do you have any idea how batshit insane you have to be to be a major lefty group and get punished for doing ANYTHING on reddit, yet alone a mass purge and sub ban?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

"Somewhat?" They were so obnoxiously fucking insane they even annoyed the shit out of Reddit to the point that Reddit purged them. Do you have any idea how batshit insane you have to be to be a major lefty group and get punished for doing ANYTHING on reddit, yet alone a mass purge and sub ban?

Never heard of this Pritzker person, which is weird since he's evidently so insane. Would someone care to elaborate?

 

[soy_king]

"Somewhat?" They were so obnoxiously fucking insane they even annoyed the shit out of Reddit to the point that Reddit purged them. Do you have any idea how batshit insane you have to be to be a major lefty group and get punished for doing ANYTHING on reddit, yet alone a mass purge and sub ban?

To be fair, they could've also annoyed Reddit because they don't mindlessly suck Hillary's clit or blindly worship CRT. Not saying they're not delusional midwits, but they were at least prescient enough to realize that Ashli Babbitt's death was kinda fucked up.

 

[Garm]

On sort of pragmatic, ideological grounds, I don't want Trump to run in 2024. I'd really like to see this become larger than him. But then I realize there is no single outcome which would make liberals in this country rage so hard that they cry and puke and shit at the same time, so of course this is what I want.

Trump was the wrecking ball. It is up to us to hold the breach. Making sure his movement keeps going shouldn't be contingent on him getting a second term.

I heard Chapo Trap House float an Adams/Pritzker ticket as viable, but since all of those guys are somewhat delusional I think that would probably end badly

That would easily be the fattest and smuggest ticket ever and everyone, everyone, would be filled with righteous fury over such fuckery.

don't post about the chicken issue on twitter fucking normies gosh-indie street shitter
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Those... Are words. I suppose. I'm not completely sure what they are attempting to say there but, yeah sure.

The Democrats' biggest strategic mistake was not letting Trump have a second term.

Although highly annoyed about the election fraud, watching Biden and the Death of the Democrats has been better entertainment than anything on TV.

 

[soy_king]

Never heard of this Pritzker person, which is weird since he's evidently so insane. Would someone care to elaborate?

He's the governor of Illinois and a fat fuck billionaire. He (or at least his admin) have been pushing pretty retarded legislation through Springfield, but that's as much as I know about him personally.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

"Somewhat?" They were so obnoxiously fucking insane they even annoyed the shit out of Reddit to the point that Reddit purged them. Do you have any idea how batshit insane you have to be to be a major lefty group and get punished for doing ANYTHING on reddit, yet alone a mass purge and sub ban?

To be fair to the soymen of CTH (I don't know if @soy_king means the subreddit or the actual podcast) I was under the impression that their subreddit full of terminally online communists was so uniquely obnoxious that even they disavowed them and tried to pretend they didn't exist until Reddit was forced to carry out janitorial actions to keep up appearances.

 

[soy_king]

That would easily be the fattest and smuggest ticket ever and everyone, everyone, would be filled with righteous fury over such fuckery.

No, they meant Eric Adams, not the fucking hambeast

To be fair to the soymen of CTH (I don't know if @soy_king means the subreddit or the actual podcast) I was under the impression that their subreddit full of terminally online communists was so uniquely obnoxious that even they disavowed them and tried to pretend they didn't exist until Reddit was forced to carry out janitorial actions to keep up appearances.

I was talking about the podcast, but I think you're right that there was a bit of conflation between them and their subreddit. I'm also pretty sure Chapo has frequently said how retarded the members of their subreddit were.

 

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Never heard of this Pritzker person, which is weird since he's evidently so insane. Would someone care to elaborate?

Not Pritzker, I have no idea who he is. He looks fat and I would not vote for him.

Chapo Trap House is some retardo-tier commie "comedy" podcast that makes over almost $2,000,000 a year on Patreon. They have some of the dumbest and smuggest fucking idiot fans you will ever find, who have taken it upon themselves to be a semi-organized collective of people smashing down "disinfo" (wrongthink) and defend the good name of Marxism across the interwebs. On reddit, almost every fucking time some thread suddenly had commie defenders show up, often in comments 4 or 5 threads deep, you'd check their comment history and find Chappo Trap House. The 4 or 5 threads deep thing was important as it meant someone linked them directly to the thread to attack the people posting. They also had mods in several of the big subs and would coordinate bans across subs if they caught you defiling the good name of Marx (blessed be upon him) with something like "a basic knowledge of economics" or "logical thinking."

This was blatantly and flagrantly against Reddit rules, but Reddit didn't give a shit until they finally did. Supposedly they started calling for the murder of cops, IIRC, which is what got them shitcanned; I think they finally just became too embarrassing for Reddit to ignore anymore.

I heard from some people on reddit that the actual CTH podcast fucking hated the CTH subreddit, but could never really throw them under the bus because when the lynch mob's about, best not to look flammable with a ropeable neck.

 

[Least Concern]

I think the sad fact is pedophiles are extremely common. The sexual revolution has been a disaster for humanity, and these are its fruits.

I'd argue that since age of consent and marriage laws are a relatively new phenomenon in western society, there's probably fewer acts of sexual assault against children per capita than any other point in human history. But thanks to such laws and mores, plus the development of mass media, it's very easy to hear about the cases that do happen.

The number of out-and-out pedophiles per capita has probably been steady for centuries.

 

[Oxous]

ANOTHER CNN pedophile outed.

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https://twitter.com/InvestigateCNN/status/1471315428500774912

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No wonder CNN gets along so well with the DNC.

Who the fuck did CNN piss off? Someone or some group is quite obviously trying to end them.

Speaking of Governor Nepotism (vague, I know), I was reminded of the second worst list I've ever seen. The one I posted today beat it:
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And in case you wanted the opinion of a Pappy Bush stan:
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Context: ‘They’re all begging me’: Trump’s 2024 veep tryouts get underway

Meadows, by the way, is the best person on that list. A more populist Chief of Staff than Priebus, and one who tried to be a good voice to Blumpf's ear.

Pompeo's glows, and as SoS, was another Fed who wanted Assange dead.

Scott's a GOPe, RINO token nigger. I've already explained why he's a bad pick, personality-wise with Trump. As a senator though, he's weak, uninspiring, and slow on the ball, and whether that's deliberate or not is the real question.

Blackburn is the same thing, but just a White woman.

Reynolds is a who. Iowa's MAGA Country, but yeah, no.

And Kristi Norm? Put your cock back in your pants, and focus.

For me, personally, dream team is Trump/McEntee.

VP pick is pretty irrelevant. You're voting for Trump, not "Trump and the other guy". He picked Pence because he was boring and religious, which worked. There's plenty of Trump loyalists milling about who he could pick now.

 

[Honored guest]

Let us add another issue with 2024 for the Dems candidates I haven't seen anyone mention here.

If they didn't run in 2020. they won't run in 2024.

2020 was a wide-open primary against someone -viewed- as a weak president by the left. Meaning it was anyone's game to beat him, and the Establishment (at the start) had no favored candidate. Anyone and everyone who had any form of presidential ambition was in that race. There are no new up-and-comers to fill out new ranks. The 2020 list -is- the 2024 list.

Whats the chance of them trying to push someone from the squad? I kind of want to see AOC run just for the entertainment.

 

[The Ugly One]

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gentrification: bad, and racist
not gentrification: also bad, and racist

 

[Oxous]

Who the fuck did CNN piss off? Someone or some group is quite obviously trying to end them.

Some of the quotes from the Veritas article are really telling.

• The source, who obtained evidence for authorities, came to Project Veritas after she was uncertain proper action would be taken.
• The source told Project Veritas she “felt disgusted” and was compelled to come forward, because “these people with power seem to get away with it.”

Project Veritas’ first course of action was to reach out to authorities. Following that, we reached out to the mother of the children to ensure their safety. Project Veritas then reached out to his employer, CNN, to inform them of the situation and give them the opportunity to comment. As of this press release, we are still awaiting a response.


To protect the children, Project Veritas is not yet releasing information about anyone involved in the story, including the producer.

At this stage I doubt Cuomo will be the only big figure to get some shit coming in his direction. I would be very unsurprised if it leaks that Jeff Zucker was protecting pedophiles at CNN. Everyone there deserves some major scrutiny.

 

[Mothra1988]

VP pick is pretty irrelevant. You're voting for Trump, not "Trump and the other guy". He picked Pence because he was boring and religious, which worked. There's plenty of Trump loyalists milling about who he could pick now.

VP pick matters because it gives that person credibility to run next time, which would be important since Trump can only be president for four years next time.

Also, in some cases when the president isn't very capable, the VP runs the government, which is what happened with Dick Cheney. The problem with the current Dem administration is both the president and the VP have so little functioning brain matter between them that literally who staffers with the political instincts of sheltered Twitter SJWs with trust funds are calling the shots.

 

[Constellationzero]

Just burn CNN to the ground at this point. With everyone inside.

Yeah, this is John Carpenter's The Thing. But with fucking pedophiles. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Constellationzero]

Never heard of this Pritzker person, which is weird since he's evidently so insane. Would someone care to elaborate?

Governor of HELL-ANNOY. Is FAAAAAAAAAT and NO ONE would have sex with him. Not even for a bowl of Steak n Shake chili supreme.