Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Ponzo]

I am glad this 47 year old manchild has no children, can you imagine how traumatized they would be growing up with such a narcissistic retard.


The fact that he wants to lecture Nikocado about nutrition is hilarious. Nikocado stuffs his face for money every single day, makes bank and gained only 10lbs in a year and struggles to get above 350lbs so he can eat at heart attack grill for free. This 47 year old fat hog stuffs his face off camera but acts like he is eating "healthy options" whenever he shows his food and himself eating and is back at almost 400lbs WITH A GASTRIC BYPASS.

 

[Salubrious]

Yes, imagine letting a jpg upset you, Boogie.

Meanwhile, 2 days ago:
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That is my favorite lolcow insult: "Who has the time to do this?"

Uh, it takes like 30 seconds to use the color picker tool in Photoshop or Paint for us boomers. I can even still see the baster/eyedrop/whatever icons. Even factoring in the time to get the pictures and load them, probably less than 5 minutes total.

I love that lolcows are so bored and spend so much of their day thinking about others/themselves that they think #DATROLLS spend all day thinking about only them as well.

 

[Beard_Chan]

He deleted that Tweet lol.

I was also perplexed by his comment admitting to lying in the past. Although it makes sense given that it's such a vague and not-committing statement that he feels comfortable now adding that to the usual "I made some mistakes, said some edgy things, etc".

Yeah he does this all the time. Hes such a massive bitch he will never directly respond to a specific person or group. Its always "people are asking me to respond to X" or "I was emailed this by someone", or even when he slightly admits his faults its generic like "I've told some lies in the past" without specifying (most of his past is filled with lies).

His lying and over-exaggerating to me is his most repulsive insufferable trait because it happens so often. Ive never seen such a big chronic liar in my life, or maybe its just that its so transparent now or that hes so bad at it as he often forgets his lies and contradicts himself forgetting the internet remembers everything.

 

[Terfatron]

Imagine having a partner like boogie.
You come home after a day of work and you sit down to eat the meal he ordered
You tell him about your day, what you did at work and that you maybe met a friend for coffe then talked to your family on the phone for a while.

The you ask him what he been up to and you get a hour long rant on how the haydursss been writing stuff on reddit again, how he tweeted some really sick burns at the kiwi farms and then he get something dreamt in his eyes and says "remember 2015 when I used to make 5k a month and people actually liked me, that was wild but I'm better now than I ever been because I got you now that I can focus exactly everything on"
And he just looks at you, crumbs in beard and grease stains on shirt.

You try telling him something but he just husch you, points at his phone and "wait babe, I just need to ban someone on my subreddit, still live you tou"

 

[WaveBreak]

Imagine having a partner like boogie.
You come home after a day of work and you sit down to eat the meal he ordered
You tell him about your day, what you did at work and that you maybe met a friend for coffe then talked to your family on the phone for a while.

The you ask him what he been up to and you get a hour long rant on how the haydursss been writing stuff on reddit again, how he tweeted some really sick burns at the kiwi farms and then he get something dreamt in his eyes and says "remember 2015 when I used to make 5k a month and people actually liked me, that was wild but I'm better now than I ever been because I got you now that I can focus exactly everything on"
And he just looks at you, crumbs in beard and grease stains on shirt.

You try telling him something but he just husch you, points at his phone and "wait babe, I just need to ban someone on my subreddit, still live you tou"

probably close to the truth, except his partner is getting fucked by 5 different guys instead of getting a coffee, because she is a prostitute

 

[Sigea]

Imagine having a partner like boogie.
You come home after a day of work and you sit down to eat the meal he ordered
You tell him about your day, what you did at work and that you maybe met a friend for coffe then talked to your family on the phone for a while.

The you ask him what he been up to and you get a hour long rant on how the haydursss been writing stuff on reddit again, how he tweeted some really sick burns at the kiwi farms and then he get something dreamt in his eyes and says "remember 2015 when I used to make 5k a month and people actually liked me, that was wild but I'm better now than I ever been because I got you now that I can focus exactly everything on"
And he just looks at you, crumbs in beard and grease stains on shirt.

You try telling him something but he just husch you, points at his phone and "wait babe, I just need to ban someone on my subreddit, still live you tou"

This is also very likely why he wrote himself that postcard. So he could show his new girlfriend how exciting and unexpected his life is. Always something new to deal with every day from the massive amount of people that just follow him online, making him millions per hour.

 

[440088]

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Boogie has the same hot takes as a 14 year old lmao

Wait guys! That was a fake tweet!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

grease stains on shirt.

bold of you to assume he's wearing a shirt

 

[deadtofaunus]

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Wait guys! That was a fake tweet!

Boogie is referring to this image, which was posted in response to his now-deleted (lmao) retard socialism post from yesterday:

But conveniently forgets about these gems:

What a fucking melon.

Edit: it occurs to me that his socialism post isn't deleted, but rather unavailable because I have him muted. You have my sincere apologies for misrepresenting your spineless-ness in that one instance, Boogs. Please allow me to make it up to you by further spreading your deep and invaluable insights with the world.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Boogie dead yet?

 

[DOUCHEQUEER]

>My wife didn’t have sex with our black friend

Also "our" black friend. I'm pretty sure he was HER black friend even if they weren't having sex. Hence why Boogie wasn't in the picture. Hence why people thought it was weird in the first place that his wife was out taking and posting pictures with other men without Boogie in them.

 

[NSA]

Boogie put less than 400 hours into his Switch. Which tbh for a guy that literally has no job, isn't much. Or am I crazy? It's his job to talk about games, like what?
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Also love that he keeps making videos with his old photos. Boogie dreams of being back in the mid 10s again, when people used to care about his videos

That looks like the new OLED switch, so he has at least 2 Switches, like a true consoomer.

ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR THE HOOKER.

 

[Telemeter]

His lying and over-exaggerating to me is his most repulsive insufferable trait because it happens so often. Ive never seen such a big chronic liar in my life, or maybe its just that its so transparent now or that hes so bad at it as he often forgets his lies and contradicts himself forgetting the internet remembers everything.

MundaneMatt is probably worse, he lies constantly, compulsively, all the time, about everything.

That's why he can't have friendships despite being a fairly outgoing guy, every single time he manages to get some collaboration going it turns into the other party going "Matt is just a nice guy, made some mistakes but haven't we all?" to "He's a lying piece of shit and a snake" in like 2 weeks.

 

[Lugubrious]

So now Boogie has decided to jump in and talk about a couple of political Twitch streamers being banned from using the term Cracker, which personally don't find offensive but for a group of creators saying they hate when rules aren't applied evenly and then get upset when they are.

If you can't say N word or make fun of disabled people or gays, why can you mock white people for their skin color?


He had more tweets about this talking about how he isn't offended, so its OK. So, if I find a black person to let me use the N word, then its OK to use it on Twitch again?

Insanely retarded take.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I hope he gets banned for real lmao.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He had more tweets about this talking about how he isn't offended, so its OK.

Cracker is ok, misgendering should result in jail and don't even call Boogie Melon...

 

[AnOminous]

His life is so boring he has to make up shit about his past to make his life seem more exciting.

And even his lies are boring if only because they are completely unbelievable while at the same time being pedestrian.

 

[Marc83]

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Boogie’s 2021 career summed up in one sentence:

“Give me a temp ban for this tweet twitch. I could use the relevancy”

 

[HeyMoon]

Native American arc confirmed over.

 

[verymuchawful]

Native American arc confirmed over.
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Self-flogging retard makes a statement so retarded it becomes accidentally based. Big corporations shouldn't give special protections to people based on skin color. Also Boogie can't even "defend" himself from Frank Hassle without being charged with aggravated assault.