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Awww. Pantsu and Xander look so cute together. Look at what Faith passed up on!
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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You know, if the drugs, obesity and alcoholism don't kill him then the anger induced heart attack or stroke will. Ralph really does give Movie Bob a run for his money in regards to how much he lets his anger run his life.
Lobster Cult High Priest
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I agree with the Gunt on this one, said Soyboy looks more manly than Beardson
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I think The Gunt has a slight edge on Movie Bob when it comes to anger running his life.
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That's Beardfat from RedLetterMedia.
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I mean it is coming from Randbot's female Gator so no surprise it's complete lunacy (or complete retardation) since everyone that associates with him seems to range from slightly brain damaged to completely deranged like cuckofdoom.
I do wonder what started it though, I know they hate Fuentes (and probably everyone that associated with him) but still. Plus Ralph going all in on Beardson is still curious, it's escalated very quickly since he joined cozy, I wonder if he thinks that Beardsoy might "inherit" the AF audience after Fuentes finishes crashing and burning and that's why he's trying to get in his good graces.
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Beardson looks more like a pedo than a soyboy in a French maid outfit.
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Far be it for me to tell you how to spend your hard earned money Ralph but I think you should probably think about using it to secure a better future for you and your children. $10k or whatever is left of the $50k you made during your golden days isn't a crazy amount of money in the grand scheme of things but there are guys out that have done more with less.
Right now you have cash and that's great but that money is only going to deprecate in value or be pissed away on frivolous shit so you'd be better off spending that money now. And lets be honest Ralph, this gig you've got isn't going to last. Even if I believed you on your numbers, your still going to be fighting an up hill battle against a system that doesn't want guys like you making money on the Internet. Get into cheap property or something.
Right now you have cash and that's great but that money is only going to deprecate in value or be pissed away on frivolous shit so you'd be better off spending that money now. And lets be honest Ralph, this gig you've got isn't going to last. Even if I believed you on your numbers, your still going to be fighting an up hill battle against a system that doesn't want guys like you making money on the Internet. Get into cheap property or something.
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Gator warned me about people like you. Here to feebly try to fool Ralph into making bad investments and whatnot. You don't think Mr. Vickers isn't just going to take that money and pour it all into Chris Chan coins and Kiwi Farms NFTs? Don't listen to this charlatan, Ralph. Vegas is your home now and she needs- no- deserves your love and money.
Do not abandon her now Ralph, she's the only one that loves you and will pay you back with dividends untold.
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Just think about it, Ralph. Once you win big you can buy a house right there in Vegas and find a stripper who swears she's 18 to play around with while Hay takes care of the foals.
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Isn't Beardson a manlet as well?
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If he doesnāt YOLA in Vegas before heading to jail he might have to waste all of it on labor and delivery fees for the failed reroll babyā¦and thatās if Pantsu can push it out naturally and without an epidural. The baby comes early or if Pantsu fails to be trad and requires a c-section, sheās fucked. $10k is usually what youāre out of pocket for hospital and doctors fees after insurance coverage.
Of course, heās probably made Pantsu register as a single mom and apply for welfare to avoid having to waste any of his money on the baby. Bet he wonāt sign the second illegitimate babyās birth certificate either.
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I will assume this is the case if he doesn't post proof.
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Makes me wonder if the state of Virginia is anything like here for Gov't assistance. Once a custodial parent applies, the Revenue Department will go through a child support enforcement agency to collect from the non-custodial parent. Would be a dumb move on his part if this is the case. Then again, this is Ralph we're talking about.
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Ethan Ralph might eat plain steak in Vegas, but once babby is born heāll be gunt-deep in WIC provisions. Iām sure heās already drooling in anticipation over the free peanut butter and government cheese.
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In Virginia we have a tradition of giving welfare recipients the cheese, but keeping the meat. They know we got the meat and that makes them mad. Itās unseasoned, overcooked beef, Ralph.
Iām glad my taxes will help support Ralphās second bastard baby. Merry Xmas you fat faggot manlet.
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It will be a C section guaranteed, May doesnāt have birthing hips (from her unflattering beach photo)
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Canāt blame her hips. I knew a woman 5 feet tall, 32 inch hips, 98 lbs had eight children naturally without issue. Another woman who was a giant with the type birthing hips that impressed Irish washer women, who needed c-sections
There wouldnāt be a billon Chinese if wide hips were necessary for natural birth.
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